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Suspended for being a bystander to cyberbullying
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#181
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ZorroHe didnt notice you brought in a whole toaster? whattt haha

I sat in the back. The toaster was between my desk and the wall, and I had a stack of extra textbooks under my desk in front of it. I read the manual and made sure I had enough clearance that it wasn't a fire hazard.

[quote=Zorro]
He didnt notice you brought in a whole toaster? whattt haha[/quote]

I sat in the back. The toaster was between my desk and the wall, and I had a stack of extra textbooks under my desk in front of it. I read the manual and made sure I had enough clearance that it wasn't a fire hazard.
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#182
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got in trouble for standin around people who were throwing pine cones because the principle assumed everyone was throwing them

got in trouble for standin around people who were throwing pine cones because the principle assumed everyone was throwing them
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#183
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My name is Alexis.

And this school year i have been marked absent 10 times in different classes because substitute teachers never believe that I just have a girls name and think I'm just answering the roll for when they call 'Alexis' for a female friend.

and I have been Assigned Detention from 4:15-8:00 PM this Friday for having 'Unexcused Absences."

I hate this school

EDIT: if it wasn't obvious i'm a guy

My name is Alexis.

And this school year i have been marked absent 10 times in different classes because substitute teachers never believe that I just have a girls name and think I'm just answering the roll for when they call 'Alexis' for a female friend.

and I have been Assigned Detention from 4:15-8:00 PM this Friday for having 'Unexcused Absences."

I hate this school

EDIT: if it wasn't obvious i'm a guy
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#184
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PIzzza-snip-

May I make a suggestion? Next time a teacher does this, suggest that you were named after the car marque. If they're smart they'll draw out the pronunciation (a lex us) and realize the name can be used for guys.

[quote=PIzzza]-snip-[/quote]

May I make a suggestion? Next time a teacher does this, suggest that you were named after the car marque. If they're smart they'll draw out the pronunciation (a lex us) and realize the name can be used for guys.
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#185
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LKincheloePIzzza-snip-
May I make a suggestion? Next time a teacher does this, suggest that you were named after the car marque. If they're smart they'll draw out the pronunciation (a lex us) and realize the name can be used for guys.

Honestly, I'd prefer to be named Sarah than "A Lexus."

[quote=LKincheloe][quote=PIzzza]-snip-[/quote]

May I make a suggestion? Next time a teacher does this, suggest that you were named after the car marque. If they're smart they'll draw out the pronunciation (a lex us) and realize the name can be used for guys.[/quote]
Honestly, I'd prefer to be named Sarah than "A Lexus."
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#186
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I got a Thursday Night School (3 hours after school doing homework in a classroom) since someone cheated off of me. ( I didn't know he was cheating off of me).... Since apparently being unaware of someone cheating off of you is a crime.

I got a Thursday Night School (3 hours after school doing homework in a classroom) since someone cheated off of me. ( I didn't know he was cheating off of me).... Since apparently being unaware of someone cheating off of you is a crime.
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#187
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PIzzzaMy name is Alexis.

And this school year i have been marked absent 10 times in different classes because substitute teachers never believe that I just have a girls name and think I'm just answering the roll for when they call 'Alexis' for a female friend.

and I have been Assigned Detention from 4:15-8:00 PM this Friday for having 'Unexcused Absences."

I hate this school

EDIT: if it wasn't obvious i'm a guy

Tell them your middle name is Aboss, and the "is" in Alexis is silent when your middle name isn't being used

[quote=PIzzza]My name is Alexis.

And this school year i have been marked absent 10 times in different classes because substitute teachers never believe that I just have a girls name and think I'm just answering the roll for when they call 'Alexis' for a female friend.

and I have been Assigned Detention from 4:15-8:00 PM this Friday for having 'Unexcused Absences."

I hate this school

EDIT: if it wasn't obvious i'm a guy[/quote]

Tell them your middle name is Aboss, and the "is" in Alexis is silent when your middle name isn't being used
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#188
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WafflesTell them your middle name is Aboss, and the "is" in Alexis is silent when your middle name isn't being used

http://i.imgur.com/aei6HSd.jpg

[quote=Waffles]
Tell them your middle name is Aboss, and the "is" in Alexis is silent when your middle name isn't being used[/quote]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aei6HSd.jpg[/IMG]
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#189
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:( It was a stretch, I know. But at least I tried, and that's what they're looking for in school, right?

:( It was a stretch, I know. But at least I tried, and that's what they're looking for in school, right?
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#190
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I can't remember all the times I've been screwed over by a partner on a group project (and gotten detention/other punishment for it). After it happened 4 times in one year, I started doing the entire project by myself just as backup in case they didn't do their share of the work.

I can't remember all the times I've been screwed over by a partner on a group project (and gotten detention/other punishment for it). After it happened 4 times in one year, I started doing the entire project by myself just as backup in case they didn't do their share of the work.
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#191
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PIzzzaMy name is Alexis.

And this school year i have been marked absent 10 times in different classes because substitute teachers never believe that I just have a girls name and think I'm just answering the roll for when they call 'Alexis' for a female friend.

and I have been Assigned Detention from 4:15-8:00 PM this Friday for having 'Unexcused Absences."

I hate this school

EDIT: if it wasn't obvious i'm a guy

I don't get how you can't get the class to back you up on this or tell them to say they fucked up roll call.

[quote=PIzzza]My name is Alexis.

And this school year i have been marked absent 10 times in different classes because substitute teachers never believe that I just have a girls name and think I'm just answering the roll for when they call 'Alexis' for a female friend.

and I have been Assigned Detention from 4:15-8:00 PM this Friday for having 'Unexcused Absences."

I hate this school

EDIT: if it wasn't obvious i'm a guy[/quote]
I don't get how you can't get the class to back you up on this or tell them to say they fucked up roll call.
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#192
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PIzzzaMy name is Alexis.

And this school year i have been marked absent 10 times in different classes because substitute teachers never believe that I just have a girls name and think I'm just answering the roll for when they call 'Alexis' for a female friend.

and I have been Assigned Detention from 4:15-8:00 PM this Friday for having 'Unexcused Absences."

I hate this school

EDIT: if it wasn't obvious i'm a guy

y dont u just go by alex.

[quote=PIzzza]My name is Alexis.

And this school year i have been marked absent 10 times in different classes because substitute teachers never believe that I just have a girls name and think I'm just answering the roll for when they call 'Alexis' for a female friend.

and I have been Assigned Detention from 4:15-8:00 PM this Friday for having 'Unexcused Absences."

I hate this school

EDIT: if it wasn't obvious i'm a guy[/quote]
y dont u just go by alex.
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#193
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Either this thread is full of really rowdy nerds or I've been a pussy my whole life

Either this thread is full of really rowdy nerds or I've been a pussy my whole life
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#194
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once my best friend and I got a detention for jamming out to "my girl" in the back of a biology lab

zero regrets

once my best friend and I got a detention for jamming out to "my girl" in the back of a biology lab

zero regrets
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