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[stream] alle
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#1
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been streaming for like 2 weeks, only recently discovered how to enable VODs so thats why there is only 1, i usually stream every day and 96% tf2.

http://www.twitch.tv/alletf

im the best demo jumper to ever have existed and many people recognize me from allover the world, im the most top notch gamer in the whole jumping scene and everyone respects me for who i am.

Thanks for your consideration.

love, alle.

been streaming for like 2 weeks, only recently discovered how to enable VODs so thats why there is only 1, i usually stream every day and 96% tf2.

http://www.twitch.tv/alletf

im the best demo jumper to ever have existed and many people recognize me from allover the world, im the most top notch gamer in the whole jumping scene and everyone respects me for who i am.

Thanks for your consideration.

love, alle.
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#2
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As a member of the jumping community I can ensure you that this man is a legend and deserves all the recognition that comes with being a part of teamfortress.tv. I am personally a big alle fan and I believe he will revolutionize the way we look at tf2 today.

As a member of the jumping community I can ensure you that this man is a legend and deserves all the recognition that comes with being a part of teamfortress.tv. I am personally a big alle fan and I believe he will revolutionize the way we look at tf2 today.
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#3
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He helped me make pizza from a toaster rock

He helped me make pizza from a toaster rock
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#4
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Alle is a man of very high skill but he is yet so humble. The way he talks to us jumpers gives us hope and light in the darkest of times. His understanding of the game mechanics are beyond mortal understanding and he very much deserves this.

Alle is a man of very high skill but he is yet so humble. The way he talks to us jumpers gives us hope and light in the darkest of times. His understanding of the game mechanics are beyond mortal understanding and he very much deserves this.
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#5
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Hi, my name is Tone-pot, i come from a poor family in south america and i grew up listening to music such as AC/DC and The Beatles, but the thing i remember most from my childhood is how alle made me hopefull of the future, and what it has to offer. I will never forget the way of which alle turned my life upside down and changed my soul with his bare words.

Hi, my name is Tone-pot, i come from a poor family in south america and i grew up listening to music such as AC/DC and The Beatles, but the thing i remember most from my childhood is how alle made me hopefull of the future, and what it has to offer. I will never forget the way of which alle turned my life upside down and changed my soul with his bare words.
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#6
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I remember when i was yet but a child, a kid full of suicidal thoughts and agony over my father which had died in afghanistan 2 years before this event. Alle would come up to me in school, when i was sitting all lonely on the corner of our classroom and he would ask me for my name. We later became friends and we have been staying together as close friends ever since we met. My life was gray and boring until i met alle. My emotions and my life flourished with the friendship we had built and he would always be there for me when i needed someone. Alle is beyond my understanding, how a human being can be so gracious and so helpful blows my mind every time i think about it.

I remember when i was yet but a child, a kid full of suicidal thoughts and agony over my father which had died in afghanistan 2 years before this event. Alle would come up to me in school, when i was sitting all lonely on the corner of our classroom and he would ask me for my name. We later became friends and we have been staying together as close friends ever since we met. My life was gray and boring until i met alle. My emotions and my life flourished with the friendship we had built and he would always be there for me when i needed someone. Alle is beyond my understanding, how a human being can be so gracious and so helpful blows my mind every time i think about it.
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#7
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My friends father once told me a story about him being on his way home. He was sitting on a bus and he saw a crying baby lying on the middle of the bus but no one would do anything. Then he saw a man step into the bus, there was something special about him, he was shining or something. This mysteriously glowing man saw the baby and he proceeded to pick it up and wipe its tears. I later found out the baby had found its parents after hours of this mans searching. This showed me that people are not rotten inside, people are not bound by their greed and hate, people can be beautiful and meaningful and make an impact on our harsh society. This man was alle, and he shows us the bright actions we can make to break the hate.

My friends father once told me a story about him being on his way home. He was sitting on a bus and he saw a crying baby lying on the middle of the bus but no one would do anything. Then he saw a man step into the bus, there was something special about him, he was shining or something. This mysteriously glowing man saw the baby and he proceeded to pick it up and wipe its tears. I later found out the baby had found its parents after hours of this mans searching. This showed me that people are not rotten inside, people are not bound by their greed and hate, people can be beautiful and meaningful and make an impact on our harsh society. This man was alle, and he shows us the bright actions we can make to break the hate.
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#8
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Alle once helped me find my shoe when I lost it at the bottom of the sea. He offered to swim and look for it. Of course I declined the invitation, but that night Alle came to my house with my lost shoe in his hand. I will forever be grateful for his kindness. He has taught me the value of life and that the world isn't full of bad people after all.

Alle once helped me find my shoe when I lost it at the bottom of the sea. He offered to swim and look for it. Of course I declined the invitation, but that night Alle came to my house with my lost shoe in his hand. I will forever be grateful for his kindness. He has taught me the value of life and that the world isn't full of bad people after all.
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#9
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The 8 wonders of the ancient world:

Great Pyramid of Giza
Hanging Gardens of Babylon
Statue of Zeus at Olympia
Temple of Artemis at Ephesus
Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
Colossus of Rhodes
Lighthouse of Alexandria

And for the 8th one, this one is very special my friends. This is a man, who has never gave up the fight for freedom, a man who has never stopped standing up for whats right, a man who can change the world with his will, a man who we know as alle.

The 8 wonders of the ancient world:

Great Pyramid of Giza
Hanging Gardens of Babylon
Statue of Zeus at Olympia
Temple of Artemis at Ephesus
Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
Colossus of Rhodes
Lighthouse of Alexandria

And for the 8th one, this one is very special my friends. This is a man, who has never gave up the fight for freedom, a man who has never stopped standing up for whats right, a man who can change the world with his will, a man who we know as alle.
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#10
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I was in a hospital once, I was on the edge of dying, I had gave up all hope and I accepted my death in the near future, but one night, a man walked into my room when I was lying there, like a living corpse without the spark of life. He talked to me, about the amazing things there is to see in life, and the amazing things there are to experience. He would come to my room every day and bring me flowers and my favorite candy, swedish fish. He talked to me and I slowly started to get my spark back. My struggle for life started becoming a reality and I got better after only 2 weeks, I could thank the doctors, or even jesus himself. But deep inside I know that it was alle, the man who brought my back into life and helped me overcome my own thoughts. I owe everything to alle and what he did to me, I will never be able to thank him enough for what he has done. So if you're reading this alle, I just want to let you know, you are a truly amazing person and you bring light into this dark world. Dont stop being you, alle.

I was in a hospital once, I was on the edge of dying, I had gave up all hope and I accepted my death in the near future, but one night, a man walked into my room when I was lying there, like a living corpse without the spark of life. He talked to me, about the amazing things there is to see in life, and the amazing things there are to experience. He would come to my room every day and bring me flowers and my favorite candy, swedish fish. He talked to me and I slowly started to get my spark back. My struggle for life started becoming a reality and I got better after only 2 weeks, I could thank the doctors, or even jesus himself. But deep inside I know that it was alle, the man who brought my back into life and helped me overcome my own thoughts. I owe everything to alle and what he did to me, I will never be able to thank him enough for what he has done. So if you're reading this alle, I just want to let you know, you are a truly amazing person and you bring light into this dark world. Dont stop being you, alle.
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#11
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When i was around 12 years old, i was going out to buy milk for my dad. Unlucky for me, there was 3 thugs waiting for a victim to rob. As i walked past them one of them shouted at me and put a gun to my head, they told me to hand over the money which i was gonna buy milk with and i was shaking of fear but i managed to empty my pockets anyway. The thugs laughed as they pushed me away from them and i was about to fall onto the cold ground. But a person catched me when i was falling, he helped get up on my feet again and he looked into my eyes with his eyes full of hope, and he told me to stay behind him. The man confronted the thugs and told them to give the money back, but the thugs would not have any of it, so they walked up to him making gang-signs and slowly pulled out a gun, pointing it to the mans head. This man, which i later found out was named alle, talked to the thugs, about life being more than money and respect. He told them that life is more than what we see it is, you just have to give it a chance. The men stood still, like they were frozen to the ground. Alle told one of the thugs to give him the gun, and so he handed it over to alle. The thugs thanked alle for giving them insights about what life has to offer, and giving them a warm feeling inside which helped them to overcome their current lifestyle and be good people, helping others in their struggle towards inner peace. The ex-thugs hugged alle and told him they were forever in his debt. They walked away with a smile on their face as they talked about what they were gonna do in life. Alle then turned around and looked at me, giving me my money back and more, about 500$ in cash, he told me to be careful out on the streets and he told me to take care of my family. He then descended into the sky, atleast thats what i think he did. He was an angel, and angel of love.

#alle tubman

When i was around 12 years old, i was going out to buy milk for my dad. Unlucky for me, there was 3 thugs waiting for a victim to rob. As i walked past them one of them shouted at me and put a gun to my head, they told me to hand over the money which i was gonna buy milk with and i was shaking of fear but i managed to empty my pockets anyway. The thugs laughed as they pushed me away from them and i was about to fall onto the cold ground. But a person catched me when i was falling, he helped get up on my feet again and he looked into my eyes with his eyes full of hope, and he told me to stay behind him. The man confronted the thugs and told them to give the money back, but the thugs would not have any of it, so they walked up to him making gang-signs and slowly pulled out a gun, pointing it to the mans head. This man, which i later found out was named alle, talked to the thugs, about life being more than money and respect. He told them that life is more than what we see it is, you just have to give it a chance. The men stood still, like they were frozen to the ground. Alle told one of the thugs to give him the gun, and so he handed it over to alle. The thugs thanked alle for giving them insights about what life has to offer, and giving them a warm feeling inside which helped them to overcome their current lifestyle and be good people, helping others in their struggle towards inner peace. The ex-thugs hugged alle and told him they were forever in his debt. They walked away with a smile on their face as they talked about what they were gonna do in life. Alle then turned around and looked at me, giving me my money back and more, about 500$ in cash, he told me to be careful out on the streets and he told me to take care of my family. He then descended into the sky, atleast thats what i think he did. He was an angel, and angel of love.


#alle tubman
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#12
28 Frags +

Ever since I was a young lad, my fascination with the sea was no mystery. I would stay up past my bedtime and sneak in the the public library. I couldn't go a day without looking at pictures of whales. One day I was caught sneaking into the library and the librarian caught me. She told me to explain myself, so I told her about my passion for the sea and specifically whales. Turns out the librarian used to be a sailor and loved the sea as much as I did. She offered to take me out the pacific one day and I accepted the invitation without hesitation. We set sail the next day, all I brought were my flip flops, a pair of stripped shorts, and a green shirt. I was ready for anything and everything the sea had in store for me.

We spent the first day at sea just talking about the sea and all the great creatures within. I learned that her favorite sea creature was the gr8 white shark. Part of this bothered me since some whales that I knew personally were victimized by sharks. I would not forget her about her love for sharks during the voyage. Eventually we got far out in the ocean where we could begin searching for whales. Did you know my favorite whale is the blue whale? The ocean was calm that day, something was about to happen anytime now. Nothing happened that day.

I started to lose hope. I really wanted to see a whale with my own eyes. Suddenly a fin poked out. I wondered what it was just as another two fins poked out of the water. They were gr8 whites. The librarian was so excited, meanwhile I was scared for my life. She told me not to worry because gr8 whites were friendly. I knew that was a lie. So I pushed the bitch into the water. Then she died. After the sharks went away a big whale jumped out of the water and destroyed my boat. It was a blue whale. It was the best day ever. Turns out the whale liked to play tf2 and demo jump and he said alle was the best jumper.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1357427/thumbs/o-BLUE-WHALE-facebook.jpg

Ever since I was a young lad, my fascination with the sea was no mystery. I would stay up past my bedtime and sneak in the the public library. I couldn't go a day without looking at pictures of whales. One day I was caught sneaking into the library and the librarian caught me. She told me to explain myself, so I told her about my passion for the sea and specifically whales. Turns out the librarian used to be a sailor and loved the sea as much as I did. She offered to take me out the pacific one day and I accepted the invitation without hesitation. We set sail the next day, all I brought were my flip flops, a pair of stripped shorts, and a green shirt. I was ready for anything and everything the sea had in store for me.

We spent the first day at sea just talking about the sea and all the great creatures within. I learned that her favorite sea creature was the gr8 white shark. Part of this bothered me since some whales that I knew personally were victimized by sharks. I would not forget her about her love for sharks during the voyage. Eventually we got far out in the ocean where we could begin searching for whales. Did you know my favorite whale is the blue whale? The ocean was calm that day, something was about to happen anytime now. Nothing happened that day.

I started to lose hope. I really wanted to see a whale with my own eyes. Suddenly a fin poked out. I wondered what it was just as another two fins poked out of the water. They were gr8 whites. The librarian was so excited, meanwhile I was scared for my life. She told me not to worry because gr8 whites were friendly. I knew that was a lie. So I pushed the bitch into the water. Then she died. After the sharks went away a big whale jumped out of the water and destroyed my boat. It was a blue whale. It was the best day ever. Turns out the whale liked to play tf2 and demo jump and he said alle was the best jumper.

[img]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1357427/thumbs/o-BLUE-WHALE-facebook.jpg[/img]
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#13
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I literally...I don't even...OK whatever I added you.

Make sure to do the following:

1. Go to Twitch.TV
2. Click your NAME at the top
3. Navigate to SETTINGS
4. Click the TEAMS tab and accept your invitation

http://puu.sh/2ypcz

Happy Streaming!

I literally...I don't even...OK whatever I added you.

Make sure to do the following:

1. Go to [b][i]Twitch.TV[/i][/b]
2. Click your [b][i]NAME[/i][/b] at the top
3. Navigate to [b][i]SETTINGS[/i][/b]
4. Click the [b][i]TEAMS[/i][/b] tab and accept your invitation

[img]http://puu.sh/2ypcz[/img]

Happy Streaming!
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#14
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bump

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#15
newbie.tf
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Aurorabump

um... why?

[quote=Aurora]bump[/quote]

um... why?
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#16
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l2jump

l2jump
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#17
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Bump

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#18
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i'm so confused

i'm so confused
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#19
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KevinIsPwn
um... why?

they have to circlejerk, its how they survive.

[quote=KevinIsPwn]

um... why?[/quote]
they have to circlejerk, its how they survive.
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#20
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bump

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#21
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#22
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#23
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Alle helped me become a better jumper by inviting me to group watchings of TLC's My Crazy Obsession. It was a true learning experience, alongside watching child beauty pageants led by mommas like Coupon Queen. I'm happy his stream is now available as we can learn the secrets of jumping watch this amazing demo jumper in action. Also looking forward to more Real Talk with alle and Aurora in the future, that show is deserving of so many awards, keep up the great quality content.

Alle helped me become a better jumper by inviting me to group watchings of TLC's My Crazy Obsession. It was a true learning experience, alongside watching child beauty pageants led by mommas like Coupon Queen. I'm happy his stream is now available as we can learn the secrets of jumping watch this amazing demo jumper in action. Also looking forward to more Real Talk with alle and Aurora in the future, that show is deserving of so many awards, keep up the great quality content.
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bump

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#25
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#26
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bump

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#27
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pumb

pumb
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#28
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admins pls lock thread

admins pls lock thread
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#29
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massive troll, loves memes, and always sounds like he has a shit ton of saliva in his mouth.

massive troll, loves memes, and always sounds like he has a shit ton of saliva in his mouth.
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#30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D16wyzQs84Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D16wyzQs84Y
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