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This community is getting to be too much for me.
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#1
23 Frags +

This girl that goes to the same school and I were sitting in the library today, meeting by coincidence, doing a bunch of worksheets. We didn't really know each other, but occasionally talked, and by the way she would look at me I was almost sure that she liked me. She didn't sit at the desk where I was originally but she eventually moved to it. So we were facing each other and working on the same desk, and talking to each other at the same time. I dropped my mechanical pencil and it landed on the ground by her foot. She just looked at it and kept working.

Me: Uh [girl] are you gonna pick that up or what

She looks at me with one of those flirty looks on her face, you know those looks.

Her: Only if you tell me how much you love me

I get the hint that she is initiating a flirt session, so I smile and play along. Thinking quickly, I turn my worksheet over to the blank side and write Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis Much on it. Basically it filled up the sheet of paper, lengthwise.

Her: That's not good enough ~_^
Me: Oh really? Well then I love you this much.

And I extended out my arms as far as I could on both directions.

Her: That's still not good enough Jack ;)
Me: I don't get it, what do you want me to say?
Her: Here, I'll give you an idea. I love you so much that if I had to choose between giving up Twinkies forever [she is known for absolutely LOVING Twinkies] or never seeing you again, I'd give up the Twinkies.
Me: Oh, if you put it that way...

And then something triggered in me and I remembered all those fucking topics I made on this forum nad natf2. So I decided to say something I thought was really clever.

Me: Well I love you so much that if I had to choose to give up invite tf2 and looking at defy's posts filled with porn to have sex with you, I would.

Then what I said fucking hit me when she looked at me with a mixture of the most disgusted and shocked faces I've ever seen.

Her: What the FUCK is wrong with you, you pervert?

And then she went back to her original table and sat down, bringing everything with her. This site had influenced me so much that I guess I thought that was okay to say to a girl, without even considering that just because I get sound advice from people like kuza doesn't mean I'm hot shit with girls yet.

What's worse is that my pencil got knocked over to where she was to her new desk, by her foot, and it was the only one I had brought. So I got up, walked a few steps to where it was, and bent over to pick it up. She saw me and fucking stomped on my fingers because she thought I was trying to apologize or make an advance on her or something. She said something like "fuck you asshole, don't ever come near me."

Fucking shit, I'm going to have to either stop coming here so much or somehow learn to judge what's appropriate to say and what's not.

This girl that goes to the same school and I were sitting in the library today, meeting by coincidence, doing a bunch of worksheets. We didn't really know each other, but occasionally talked, and by the way she would look at me I was almost sure that she liked me. She didn't sit at the desk where I was originally but she eventually moved to it. So we were facing each other and working on the same desk, and talking to each other at the same time. I dropped my mechanical pencil and it landed on the ground by her foot. She just looked at it and kept working.

Me: Uh [girl] are you gonna pick that up or what

She looks at me with one of those flirty looks on her face, you know those looks.

Her: Only if you tell me how much you love me

I get the hint that she is initiating a flirt session, so I smile and play along. Thinking quickly, I turn my worksheet over to the blank side and write Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis Much on it. Basically it filled up the sheet of paper, lengthwise.

Her: That's not good enough ~_^
Me: Oh really? Well then I love you this much.

And I extended out my arms as far as I could on both directions.

Her: That's still not good enough Jack ;)
Me: I don't get it, what do you want me to say?
Her: Here, I'll give you an idea. I love you so much that if I had to choose between giving up Twinkies forever [she is known for absolutely LOVING Twinkies] or never seeing you again, I'd give up the Twinkies.
Me: Oh, if you put it that way...

And then something triggered in me and I remembered all those fucking topics I made on this forum nad natf2. So I decided to say something I thought was really clever.

Me: Well I love you so much that if I had to choose to give up invite tf2 and looking at defy's posts filled with porn to have sex with you, I would.

Then what I said fucking hit me when she looked at me with a mixture of the most disgusted and shocked faces I've ever seen.

Her: What the FUCK is wrong with you, you pervert?

And then she went back to her original table and sat down, bringing everything with her. This site had influenced me so much that I guess I thought that was okay to say to a girl, without even considering that just because I get sound advice from people like kuza doesn't mean I'm hot shit with girls yet.

What's worse is that my pencil got knocked over to where she was to her new desk, by her foot, and it was the only one I had brought. So I got up, walked a few steps to where it was, and bent over to pick it up. She saw me and fucking stomped on my fingers because she thought I was trying to apologize or make an advance on her or something. She said something like "fuck you asshole, don't ever come near me."

Fucking shit, I'm going to have to either stop coming here so much or somehow learn to judge what's appropriate to say and what's not.
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#2
6 Frags +

If you left out the sex and porn parts, she probably would have been confused but not have reacted like you were the devil.

If you left out the sex and porn parts, she probably would have been confused but not have reacted like you were the devil.
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#3
3 Frags +

idk man i usually separate gaming me and social me. most of the ppl in my fraternity or my friends have no idea i play computer games. and i dont think i'd ever joke about porn or random people she wouldn't know anyway, girls have to be really weird or really cool to not be offended by that kinda stuff

sorry about that tho shit sux

idk man i usually separate gaming me and social me. most of the ppl in my fraternity or my friends have no idea i play computer games. and i dont think i'd ever joke about porn or random people she wouldn't know anyway, girls have to be really weird or really cool to not be offended by that kinda stuff

sorry about that tho shit sux
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#4
7 Frags +

get her drunk

get her drunk
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#5
1 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=POApdnmD8N4
ggglygy makes a video with Google searches entertaining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=POApdnmD8N4
ggglygy makes a video with Google searches entertaining.
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#6
7 Frags +

spoiler her name is Rose and it ends tragically as the ship crashes. Jack dies but Rose is rescued and lives to tell the tale.

spoiler her name is Rose and it ends tragically as the ship crashes. Jack dies but Rose is rescued and lives to tell the tale.
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#7
0 Frags +
Loronixspoiler her name is Rose and it ends tragically as the ship crashes. Jack dies but Rose is rescued and lives to tell the tale.

I thought this was gonna be an MGS2 reference.
and I didn't even play MGS2

[quote=Loronix]spoiler her name is Rose and it ends tragically as the ship crashes. Jack dies but Rose is rescued and lives to tell the tale.[/quote]
I thought this was gonna be an MGS2 reference.
and I didn't even play MGS2
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#8
0 Frags +

A guy wouldn't have reacted like that.

A guy wouldn't have reacted like that.
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#9
0 Frags +

This is just a simple case of whiskey throttle. You know when someone hops on to a motorbike and locks on the gas and forgets to let go? They end up running into something before they stop. Just gotta learn to ease up on the gas a bit :)

This is just a simple case of whiskey throttle. You know when someone hops on to a motorbike and locks on the gas and forgets to let go? They end up running into something before they stop. Just gotta learn to ease up on the gas a bit :)
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#10
0 Frags +

+1 because you have the best thread titles

+1 because you have the best thread titles
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#11
4 Frags +

next time just remember you're not on the internet

next time just remember you're not on the internet
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#12
9 Frags +

Her favorite thing is twinkies

Clearly she was just some fatty not good enough for you stultus

Her favorite thing is twinkies

Clearly she was just some fatty not good enough for you stultus
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#13
5 Frags +

what the fuck

what the fuck
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#14
-1 Frags +

I'm having a hard time with a few points of this.

you are socially awkward enough to need to post on a tf2 forum for advice for the ladies. YET you somehow are able to acknowledge correctly that this girl was flirting with you (a lot of men miss opportunities like that often) and even come up with a (i'll be it corny) but crafty writing on the back of the paper flirt. But at the same time you are stupid enough to say this:

stultusMe: Well I love you so much that if I had to choose to give up invite tf2 and looking at defy's posts filled with porn to have sex with you, I would.

I don't know you and this is the first thread of yours I have read instead of just hearing about. But I would be inclined to say that this isn't a true story and the only thing that actually happened between you and this girl was that you sat across from each other silently. The rest is what you thought about the rest of the day saying to "wouldn't it be great if it happened this way." Then when you decided to post that fabrication to the internet (maybe a way to make the the story seem more real to you) you add in a WTF twist so that you can be constant with your forum persona.

I could be wrong and honestly I hope I am because my interpretation is pretty dark. In the case that I'm wrong my advice would be to: Not mention your desire to fuck the girl you are flirting with out of the blue and in the same sentence you reference "invite TF2" a concept she presumably has no context for.

I'm having a hard time with a few points of this.

you are socially awkward enough to need to post on a tf2 forum for advice for the ladies. YET you somehow are able to acknowledge correctly that this girl was flirting with you (a lot of men miss opportunities like that often) and even come up with a (i'll be it corny) but crafty writing on the back of the paper flirt. But at the same time you are stupid enough to say this:

[quote=stultus]Me: Well I love you so much that if I had to choose to give up invite tf2 and looking at defy's posts filled with porn to have sex with you, I would.[/quote]

I don't know you and this is the first thread of yours I have read instead of just hearing about. But I would be inclined to say that this isn't a true story and the only thing that actually happened between you and this girl was that you sat across from each other silently. The rest is what you thought about the rest of the day saying to "wouldn't it be great if it happened this way." Then when you decided to post that fabrication to the internet (maybe a way to make the the story seem more real to you) you add in a WTF twist so that you can be constant with your forum persona.

I could be wrong and honestly I hope I am because my interpretation is pretty dark. In the case that I'm wrong my advice would be to: Not mention your desire to fuck the girl you are flirting with out of the blue and in the same sentence you reference "invite TF2" a concept she presumably has no context for.
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#15
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ShwanI'm having a hard time with a few points of this.

you are socially awkward enough to need to post on a tf2 forum for advice for the ladies. YET you somehow are able to acknowledge correctly that this girl was flirting with you (a lot of men miss opportunities like that often) and even come up with a (i'll be it corny) but crafty writing on the back of the paper flirt. But at the same time you are stupid enough to say this:
stultusMe: Well I love you so much that if I had to choose to give up invite tf2 and looking at defy's posts filled with porn to have sex with you, I would.
I don't know you and this is the first thread of yours I have read instead of just hearing about. But I would be inclined to say that this isn't a true story and the only thing that actually happened between you and this girl was that you sat across from each other silently. The rest is what you thought about the rest of the day saying to "wouldn't it be great if it happened this way." Then when you decided to post that fabrication to the internet (maybe a way to make the the story seem more real to you) you add in a WTF twist so that you can be constant with your forum persona.

I could be wrong and honestly I hope I am because my interpretation is pretty dark. In the case that I'm wrong my advice would be to: Not mention your desire to fuck the girl you are flirting with out of the blue and in the same sentence you reference "invite TF2" a concept she presumably has no context for.

none of these have actually happened.

[quote=Shwan]I'm having a hard time with a few points of this.

you are socially awkward enough to need to post on a tf2 forum for advice for the ladies. YET you somehow are able to acknowledge correctly that this girl was flirting with you (a lot of men miss opportunities like that often) and even come up with a (i'll be it corny) but crafty writing on the back of the paper flirt. But at the same time you are stupid enough to say this:

[quote=stultus]Me: Well I love you so much that if I had to choose to give up invite tf2 and looking at defy's posts filled with porn to have sex with you, I would.[/quote]

I don't know you and this is the first thread of yours I have read instead of just hearing about. But I would be inclined to say that this isn't a true story and the only thing that actually happened between you and this girl was that you sat across from each other silently. The rest is what you thought about the rest of the day saying to "wouldn't it be great if it happened this way." Then when you decided to post that fabrication to the internet (maybe a way to make the the story seem more real to you) you add in a WTF twist so that you can be constant with your forum persona.

I could be wrong and honestly I hope I am because my interpretation is pretty dark. In the case that I'm wrong my advice would be to: Not mention your desire to fuck the girl you are flirting with out of the blue and in the same sentence you reference "invite TF2" a concept she presumably has no context for.[/quote]

none of these have actually happened.
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#16
2 Frags +
ShwanI'm having a hard time with a few points of this.

you are socially awkward enough to need to post on a tf2 forum for advice for the ladies. YET you somehow are able to acknowledge correctly that this girl was flirting with you (a lot of men miss opportunities like that often) and even come up with a (i'll be it corny) but crafty writing on the back of the paper flirt. But at the same time you are stupid enough to say this:
stultusMe: Well I love you so much that if I had to choose to give up invite tf2 and looking at defy's posts filled with porn to have sex with you, I would.
I don't know you and this is the first thread of yours I have read instead of just hearing about. But I would be inclined to say that this isn't a true story and the only thing that actually happened between you and this girl was that you sat across from each other silently. The rest is what you thought about the rest of the day saying to "wouldn't it be great if it happened this way." Then when you decided to post that fabrication to the internet (maybe a way to make the the story seem more real to you) you add in a WTF twist so that you can be constant with your forum persona.

I could be wrong and honestly I hope I am because my interpretation is pretty dark. In the case that I'm wrong my advice would be to: Not mention your desire to fuck the girl you are flirting with out of the blue and in the same sentence you reference "invite TF2" a concept she presumably has no context for.

damn i was fooled till i read this post, thanks user "_Shwan-" for the heads up!

[quote=Shwan]I'm having a hard time with a few points of this.

you are socially awkward enough to need to post on a tf2 forum for advice for the ladies. YET you somehow are able to acknowledge correctly that this girl was flirting with you (a lot of men miss opportunities like that often) and even come up with a (i'll be it corny) but crafty writing on the back of the paper flirt. But at the same time you are stupid enough to say this:

[quote=stultus]Me: Well I love you so much that if I had to choose to give up invite tf2 and looking at defy's posts filled with porn to have sex with you, I would.[/quote]

I don't know you and this is the first thread of yours I have read instead of just hearing about. But I would be inclined to say that this isn't a true story and the only thing that actually happened between you and this girl was that you sat across from each other silently. The rest is what you thought about the rest of the day saying to "wouldn't it be great if it happened this way." Then when you decided to post that fabrication to the internet (maybe a way to make the the story seem more real to you) you add in a WTF twist so that you can be constant with your forum persona.

I could be wrong and honestly I hope I am because my interpretation is pretty dark. In the case that I'm wrong my advice would be to: Not mention your desire to fuck the girl you are flirting with out of the blue and in the same sentence you reference "invite TF2" a concept she presumably has no context for.[/quote]

damn i was fooled till i read this post, thanks user "_Shwan-" for the heads up!
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#17
9 Frags +

Step 1 bonner
Step 2 vaginoo
3 ??? "?" ???
4 babby
I teach u this 4 free u lucker

Step 1 bonner
Step 2 vaginoo
3 ??? "?" ???
4 babby
I teach u this 4 free u lucker
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#18
3 Frags +

O almost 4got step 2.5 "boobpos" say nice boobpos or mayb touch them sometime

O almost 4got step 2.5 "boobpos" say nice boobpos or mayb touch them sometime
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#19
3 Frags +
ShwanI'm having a hard time with a few points of this.

Stultus's stories are like everything on 4chan. You read them, and like to think that they're true, but we all know deep down that none of these things ever happened.

[quote=Shwan]I'm having a hard time with a few points of this.
[/quote]
Stultus's stories are like everything on 4chan. You read them, and like to think that they're true, but we all know deep down that none of these things ever happened.
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#20
-4 Frags +
masterfulShwanI'm having a hard time with a few points of this.Stultus's stories are like everything on 4chan. You read them, and like to think that they're true, but we all know deep down that none of these things ever happened.

You forgot the other part which is never point it out until someone else does, that way you don't risk looking silly.

[quote=masterful][quote=Shwan]I'm having a hard time with a few points of this.
[/quote]
Stultus's stories are like everything on 4chan. You read them, and like to think that they're true, but we all know deep down that none of these things ever happened.[/quote]

You forgot the other part which is never point it out until someone else does, that way you don't risk looking silly.
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#21
1 Frags +
ShwanI'm having a hard time with a few points of this.

you are socially awkward enough to need to post on a tf2 forum for advice for the ladies. YET you somehow are able to acknowledge correctly that this girl was flirting with you (a lot of men miss opportunities like that often) and even come up with a (i'll be it corny) but crafty writing on the back of the paper flirt. But at the same time you are stupid enough to say this:
stultusMe: Well I love you so much that if I had to choose to give up invite tf2 and looking at defy's posts filled with porn to have sex with you, I would.
I don't know you and this is the first thread of yours I have read instead of just hearing about. But I would be inclined to say that this isn't a true story and the only thing that actually happened between you and this girl was that you sat across from each other silently. The rest is what you thought about the rest of the day saying to "wouldn't it be great if it happened this way." Then when you decided to post that fabrication to the internet (maybe a way to make the the story seem more real to you) you add in a WTF twist so that you can be constant with your forum persona.

I could be wrong and honestly I hope I am because my interpretation is pretty dark. In the case that I'm wrong my advice would be to: Not mention your desire to fuck the girl you are flirting with out of the blue and in the same sentence you reference "invite TF2" a concept she presumably has no context for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0

[quote=Shwan]I'm having a hard time with a few points of this.

you are socially awkward enough to need to post on a tf2 forum for advice for the ladies. YET you somehow are able to acknowledge correctly that this girl was flirting with you (a lot of men miss opportunities like that often) and even come up with a (i'll be it corny) but crafty writing on the back of the paper flirt. But at the same time you are stupid enough to say this:

[quote=stultus]Me: Well I love you so much that if I had to choose to give up invite tf2 and looking at defy's posts filled with porn to have sex with you, I would.[/quote]

I don't know you and this is the first thread of yours I have read instead of just hearing about. But I would be inclined to say that this isn't a true story and the only thing that actually happened between you and this girl was that you sat across from each other silently. The rest is what you thought about the rest of the day saying to "wouldn't it be great if it happened this way." Then when you decided to post that fabrication to the internet (maybe a way to make the the story seem more real to you) you add in a WTF twist so that you can be constant with your forum persona.

I could be wrong and honestly I hope I am because my interpretation is pretty dark. In the case that I'm wrong my advice would be to: Not mention your desire to fuck the girl you are flirting with out of the blue and in the same sentence you reference "invite TF2" a concept she presumably has no context for.[/quote]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0[/youtube]
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#22
0 Frags +

Does she even know how big your E-Penis is for making it to lan?

Does she even know how big your E-Penis is for making it to lan?
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#23
0 Frags +
ShwanYou forgot the other part which is never point it out until someone else does, that way you don't risk looking silly.

Why would you get so defensive, I wasn't even insulting you.

[quote=Shwan]
You forgot the other part which is never point it out until someone else does, that way you don't risk looking silly.[/quote]
Why would you get so defensive, I wasn't even insulting you.
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#24
2 Frags +

I don't know what the girl's problem was, that line would have won me over.

I don't know what the girl's problem was, that line would have won me over.
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