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ESEA s14 Invite Gossip Thread
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#181
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fraacFor a brief while before I consume you, I'll make you feel special.

This sounds EXTREMELY homoerotic.

[quote=fraac]For a brief while before I consume you, I'll make you feel special.[/quote]
This sounds EXTREMELY homoerotic.
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#182
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Not_MatlockfraacFor a brief while before I consume you, I'll make you feel special.This sounds EXTREMELY homoerotic.

Sounds like its directly from a Russian gay porn where the actors speak in broken English

[quote=Not_Matlock][quote=fraac]For a brief while before I consume you, I'll make you feel special.[/quote]
This sounds EXTREMELY homoerotic.[/quote]

Sounds like its directly from a Russian gay porn where the actors speak in broken English
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#183
0 Frags +
RekIsn't ZBryan pocketing and relic roaming?

Oh okay. Still good things to come. Roamers are so much fun to watch.

[quote=Rek]Isn't ZBryan pocketing and relic roaming?[/quote]

Oh okay. Still good things to come. Roamers are so much fun to watch.
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#184
36 Frags +

fun fact: visitor is in china this summer but you wont be able to tell because his rockets look like hes got 300 ping anyways

fun fact: visitor is in china this summer but you wont be able to tell because his rockets look like hes got 300 ping anyways
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#185
-22 Frags +

would have been cool if plat went to r5 to pocket question mark?

it would have been a funny plot twist if it actually happened

would have been cool if plat went to r5 to pocket question mark?

it would have been a funny plot twist if it actually happened
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#186
22 Frags +

QUESTION MARK????????

QUESTION MARK????????
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#187
14 Frags +
Sylvesterwould have been cool if plat went to r5 to pocket question mark?

it would have been a funny plot twist if it actually happened

I want to hear the backstory of how this would happen so I could read some good fiction.

[quote=Sylvester]would have been cool if plat went to r5 to pocket question mark?

it would have been a funny plot twist if it actually happened[/quote]
I want to hear the backstory of how this would happen so I could read some good fiction.
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#188
18 Frags +
Sylvesterwould have been cool if plat went to r5 to pocket question mark?

it would have been a funny plot twist if it actually happened

umm what

[quote=Sylvester]would have been cool if plat went to r5 to pocket question mark?

it would have been a funny plot twist if it actually happened[/quote]

umm what
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#189
14 Frags +

do WHAT now?

do WHAT now?
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#190
12 Frags +

Ok so I've just witnessd fraac ruin his reputation around here, he may have a bad day I don't know.

What I do know is that he started a new low practice group that brings in new players, teaches them the basics of tf2 and make them enjoy it, he has created a friendly enviroment for a lot of tf2 players(atm 250) that I had the joy of being a part of sense the beginning. He has 4 paid servers and a group of 250 players that can freely enjoy the servers for some doublemixes. He is a great guy in mumble and helped me and many more with getting teams and helping them on the team. He may have posted some very radical opinions but he is a really great guy! So much that I feel that I need to say this.

(also my grammar sucks, I apolgize for that)

Ok so I've just witnessd fraac ruin his reputation around here, he may have a bad day I don't know.

What I do know is that he started a new low practice group that brings in new players, teaches them the basics of tf2 and make them enjoy it, he has created a friendly enviroment for a lot of tf2 players(atm 250) that I had the joy of being a part of sense the beginning. He has 4 paid servers and a group of 250 players that can freely enjoy the servers for some doublemixes. He is a great guy in mumble and helped me and many more with getting teams and helping them on the team. He may have posted some very radical opinions but he is a really great guy! So much that I feel that I need to say this.

(also my grammar sucks, I apolgize for that)
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#191
12 Frags +

He's still a douchebag. @#190

He's still a douchebag. @#190
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#192
8 Frags +

He's probably the stupidest person I've ever seen post on a forum but it's nice to know he's helpful to new people :)

He's probably the stupidest person I've ever seen post on a forum but it's nice to know he's helpful to new people :)
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#193
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SylvesterIf it DID happen, wouldn't that be odd though?

Didn't mean to make people upset or anything haha

Of course before r5 got a pocket ;p

[quote=Sylvester]If it DID happen, wouldn't that be odd though?

Didn't mean to make people upset or anything haha[/quote]

Of course before r5 got a pocket ;p
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#194
4 Frags +
SylvesterIf it DID happen, wouldn't that be odd though?

Didn't mean to make people upset or anything haha

Yeah, it would be odd because it makes literally no sense of how or why it would happen. It's not upsetting, it's just ridiculous and not very well thought out. When you speculate, there's at least some expectation of hints or cues of why that might be or is. Yours had literally none.

[quote=Sylvester]If it DID happen, wouldn't that be odd though?

Didn't mean to make people upset or anything haha[/quote]
Yeah, it would be odd because it makes literally no sense of how or why it would happen. It's not upsetting, it's just ridiculous and not very well thought out. When you speculate, there's at least some expectation of hints or cues of why that might be or is. Yours had literally none.
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#195
9 Frags +

i don't even have a dream roster because it already happened

tri hards 4 lan champs, it will happen

i don't even have a dream roster because it already happened

tri hards 4 lan champs, it will happen
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#196
56 Frags +
manaSylvesterwould have been cool if plat went to r5 to pocket question mark?

it would have been a funny plot twist if it actually happened
I want to hear the backstory of how this would happen so I could read some good fiction.

It was summer, 2012. His chance had finally come. It was the day after the grandfinals of i46, and all the players and casters were boarding their planes to return back home. It was a foggy Monday morning in the hotel lobby, and Plat was ready to face his victim. In the hazy crowds of nerds, Plat and djc's eyes connected. Plat knew instantly what he had to do. djc, the unsuspecting beautiful person that he is, warmly greets Plat with a big manly bear hug. Plat reaches into his trench coat, pulls out a pistol and presses it to djc's stomach, slowly whispering into his ear, "It's time." djc refuses at first, but he knows his fate is sealed.

Plat forces his hostage into the men's bathroom, where he proceeds to go all Men in Black on his ass and steal his skin, just like that creepy roach thing did to that farmer. Plat had now achieved his life-long goal: he was finally a casting master! Oh shit, wait, he also has to play for the Runaway 5. That's right folks, Plat has actually been pocketing for r5 the whole time! This explains why mix^ did so shit this season, they didn't have their beautiful Plat on demo, they had djc. Also, foster is Platinum's son, so that is why he loves r5 so much. This is also how r5 made it into invite: using the leadership of the great Platinum as their pocket.

[quote=mana][quote=Sylvester]would have been cool if plat went to r5 to pocket question mark?

it would have been a funny plot twist if it actually happened[/quote]
I want to hear the backstory of how this would happen so I could read some good fiction.[/quote]
It was summer, 2012. His chance had finally come. It was the day after the grandfinals of i46, and all the players and casters were boarding their planes to return back home. It was a foggy Monday morning in the hotel lobby, and Plat was ready to face his victim. In the hazy crowds of nerds, Plat and djc's eyes connected. Plat knew instantly what he had to do. djc, the unsuspecting beautiful person that he is, warmly greets Plat with a big manly bear hug. Plat reaches into his trench coat, pulls out a pistol and presses it to djc's stomach, slowly whispering into his ear, "It's time." djc refuses at first, but he knows his fate is sealed.

Plat forces his hostage into the men's bathroom, where he proceeds to go all Men in Black on his ass and steal his skin, just like that creepy roach thing did to that farmer. Plat had now achieved his life-long goal: he was finally a casting master! Oh shit, wait, he also has to play for the Runaway 5. That's right folks, Plat has actually been pocketing for r5 the whole time! This explains why mix^ did so shit this season, they didn't have their beautiful Plat on demo, they had djc. Also, foster is Platinum's son, so that is why he loves r5 so much. This is also how r5 made it into invite: using the leadership of the great Platinum as their pocket.
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#197
50 Frags +

alrighty.

alrighty.
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#198
55 Frags +

I can't believe you told someone.

I can't believe you told someone.
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#199
5 Frags +

What the fuck did i just read.

What the fuck did i just read.
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#200
2 Frags +

AloSec how long did it take you to make that up?

AloSec how long did it take you to make that up?
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#201
4 Frags +
AloSecmanaSylvesterwould have been cool if plat went to r5 to pocket question mark?

it would have been a funny plot twist if it actually happened
I want to hear the backstory of how this would happen so I could read some good fiction.
It was summer, 2012. His chance had finally come. It was the day after the grandfinals of i46, and all the players and casters were boarding their planes to return back home. It was a foggy Monday morning in the hotel lobby, and Plat was ready to face his victim. In the hazy crowds of nerds, Plat and djc's eyes connected. Plat knew instantly what he had to do. djc, the unsuspecting beautiful person that he is, warmly greets Plat with a big manly bear hug. Plat reaches into his trench coat, pulls out a pistol and presses it to djc's stomach, slowly whispering into his ear, "It's time." djc refuses at first, but he knows his fate is sealed.

Plat forces his hostage into the men's bathroom, where he proceeds to go all Men in Black on his ass and steal his skin, just like that creepy roach thing did to that farmer. Plat had now achieved his life-long goal: he was finally a casting master! Oh shit, wait, he also has to play for the Runaway 5. That's right folks, Plat has actually been pocketing for R5 the whole time! This explains why mix^ did so shit this season, they didn't have their beautiful Plat on demo, they had djc. Also, foster is Platinum's son, so that is why he loves r5 so much. This is also how made it into invite: using the leadership of the great Platinum as their pocket.

http://www.mychildcare.ie/images/worried_parents.jpg

[quote=AloSec][quote=mana][quote=Sylvester]would have been cool if plat went to r5 to pocket question mark?

it would have been a funny plot twist if it actually happened[/quote]
I want to hear the backstory of how this would happen so I could read some good fiction.[/quote]
It was summer, 2012. His chance had finally come. It was the day after the grandfinals of i46, and all the players and casters were boarding their planes to return back home. It was a foggy Monday morning in the hotel lobby, and Plat was ready to face his victim. In the hazy crowds of nerds, Plat and djc's eyes connected. Plat knew instantly what he had to do. djc, the unsuspecting beautiful person that he is, warmly greets Plat with a big manly bear hug. Plat reaches into his trench coat, pulls out a pistol and presses it to djc's stomach, slowly whispering into his ear, "It's time." djc refuses at first, but he knows his fate is sealed.

Plat forces his hostage into the men's bathroom, where he proceeds to go all Men in Black on his ass and steal his skin, just like that creepy roach thing did to that farmer. Plat had now achieved his life-long goal: he was finally a casting master! Oh shit, wait, he also has to play for the Runaway 5. That's right folks, Plat has actually been pocketing for R5 the whole time! This explains why mix^ did so shit this season, they didn't have their beautiful Plat on demo, they had djc. Also, foster is Platinum's son, so that is why he loves r5 so much. This is also how made it into invite: using the leadership of the great Platinum as their pocket.[/quote]
[img]http://www.mychildcare.ie/images/worried_parents.jpg[/img]
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#202
29 Frags +

This community is great.

This community is great.
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#203
4 Frags +
TerywjHarbleu, Taggerung, Blaze, ZBryan, Boink, MemphisVon.

This roamer show is going to be great. Now if only Wonderwall returned.

you should include milehighmilitia too, he's really good but i dont think he gets enough recognition.

[quote=Terywj]Harbleu, Taggerung, Blaze, ZBryan, Boink, MemphisVon.

This roamer show is going to be great. Now if only Wonderwall returned.[/quote]

you should include milehighmilitia too, he's really good but i dont think he gets enough recognition.
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#204
-5 Frags +
RekusoTerywjHarbleu, Taggerung, Blaze, ZBryan, Boink, MemphisVon.

This roamer show is going to be great. Now if only Wonderwall returned.

you should include milehighmilitia too, he's really good but i dont think he gets enough recognition.

fucking destroyed shawn

[quote=Rekuso][quote=Terywj]Harbleu, Taggerung, Blaze, ZBryan, Boink, MemphisVon.

This roamer show is going to be great. Now if only Wonderwall returned.[/quote]

you should include milehighmilitia too, he's really good but i dont think he gets enough recognition.[/quote]

fucking destroyed shawn
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#205
22 Frags +

Shut up downpour.

Shut up downpour.
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#206
-19 Frags +

lol

lol
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#207
6 Frags +
DrPloxoWhat the fuck did i just read.

TF2 porn.

[quote=DrPloxo]What the fuck did i just read.[/quote]
TF2 porn.
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#208
13 Frags +
madcra7yDrPloxoWhat the fuck did i just read.TF2 porn.

Can the next one be how tlr and ruwin ran off to frag hitler in the past, but instead fell in love?

[quote=madcra7y][quote=DrPloxo]What the fuck did i just read.[/quote]
TF2 porn.[/quote]
Can the next one be how tlr and ruwin ran off to frag hitler in the past, but instead fell in love?
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#209
-4 Frags +

invite_level_gossip 2stronk

invite_level_gossip 2stronk
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#210
10 Frags +
LionxAloSec how long did it take you to make that up?

Like ~10 minutes to get it from my head to a point where it made some sense.

DrPloxomadcra7yDrPloxoWhat the fuck did i just read.TF2 porn.Can the next one be how tlr and ruwin ran off to frag hitler in the past, but instead fell in love?

I'll get right on it.

[quote=Lionx]AloSec how long did it take you to make that up?[/quote]
Like ~10 minutes to get it from my head to a point where it made some sense.

[quote=DrPloxo][quote=madcra7y][quote=DrPloxo]What the fuck did i just read.[/quote]
TF2 porn.[/quote]
Can the next one be how tlr and ruwin ran off to frag hitler in the past, but instead fell in love?[/quote]
I'll get right on it.
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