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Tips from a 4k hr medic to help meds do their job.
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#31
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MedicJesusWow. I already said I *NOW* recognize what this place is (despite the lack of descriptions/guidelines). I pulled my post and won't be here anymore.

No need to be d!cks about it. Talk about a bunch of self-entitled people. The responses are VERY indicative of the type of community that frequent this place. You could have conveyed the same message in a much more productive/communicable way.

You are the one being self entitled, dunning kruger headass.

[quote=MedicJesus]Wow. I already said I *NOW* recognize what this place is (despite the lack of descriptions/guidelines). I pulled my post and won't be here anymore.

No need to be d!cks about it. Talk about a bunch of self-entitled people. The responses are VERY indicative of the type of community that frequent this place. You could have conveyed the same message in a much more productive/communicable way.[/quote]
You are the one being self entitled, dunning kruger headass.
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#32
-3 Frags +

how will i know how to play medic though :(

how will i know how to play medic though :(
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#33
-7 Frags +

lol

https://i.imgur.com/hwplpqf.png

lol
[img]https://i.imgur.com/hwplpqf.png[/img]
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#34
12 Frags +

can someone please repost these tips? I need to improve my medic and only have a quarter of the hours that this medic does.

can someone please repost these tips? I need to improve my medic and only have a quarter of the hours that this medic does.
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#35
4 Frags +
Rebitecan someone please repost these tips?

https://www.teamfortress.tv/post/1066133/tips-from-a-4k-hr-medic-to-help-meds-do-their-job

[quote=Rebite]can someone please repost these tips?[/quote]
https://www.teamfortress.tv/post/1066133/tips-from-a-4k-hr-medic-to-help-meds-do-their-job
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#36
-1 Frags +
skotilol
https://i.imgur.com/hwplpqf.png

that hat is awesome as fuck

[quote=skoti]lol
[img]https://i.imgur.com/hwplpqf.png[/img][/quote]
that hat is awesome as fuck
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#37
38 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/2LKbNOc.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/2LKbNOc.png[/img]
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#38
34 Frags +
MedicJesusI removed my post.

I finally found my dream medic girlfriend, but without your helpful advice which you have selfishly deleted she was dying so much that she refused to play medic. Now she only plays pyro and we have broken up. Fuck you medic jesus, you ruined my life.

[quote=MedicJesus]I removed my post.[/quote]
I finally found my dream medic girlfriend, but without your helpful advice which you have selfishly deleted she was dying so much that she refused to play medic. Now she only plays pyro and we have broken up. Fuck you medic jesus, you ruined my life.
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#39
11 Frags +

As a med with 40k hrs, exclusively in pubs. I can tell you a few things that help me do my job easier:

  • Don't come find me if you need heals. I'm not going to come looking for you, and I don't care. Get a pack, go to a resupply cabinet, or press your kill bind (most of the time).
  • If you're far away and need an arrow, ROCKET JUMP or AIR STRAFE so I can practice my sick m9 arrows for my upcoming frag video.
  • DO NOT PROTECT ME so I can concentrate on yelling at you when I ultimately can't do my job because I am dead. If you see me engaged with the enemy, don't.
  • If we push and I have uber, stay close to the enemy stickytraps so I can drop you in the uber and say that I was "right about to flash you too".
  • If you are another medic on the team, just votekick yourself. I'm the best medic around and choosing to play the same class as me is just a waste of a class space.
  • Communicate effectively by saying nothing. I can't focus on wiggling my mouse around and frantically clicking on people with my medi-gun otherwise.

(Credit to and reposted with permission from drift)

As a med with 40k hrs, exclusively in pubs. I can tell you a few things that help me do my job easier:
[list]
[*] Don't come find me if you need heals. I'm not going to come looking for you, and I don't care. Get a pack, go to a resupply cabinet, or press your kill bind (most of the time).
[*] If you're far away and need an arrow, ROCKET JUMP or AIR STRAFE so I can practice my sick m9 arrows for my upcoming frag video.
[*] DO NOT PROTECT ME so I can concentrate on yelling at you when I ultimately can't do my job because I am dead. If you see me engaged with the enemy, don't.
[*] If we push and I have uber, stay close to the enemy stickytraps so I can drop you in the uber and say that I was "right about to flash you too".
[*] If you are another medic on the team, just votekick yourself. I'm the best medic around and choosing to play the same class as me is just a waste of a class space.
[*] Communicate effectively by saying nothing. I can't focus on wiggling my mouse around and frantically clicking on people with my medi-gun otherwise.
[/list]

(Credit to and reposted with permission from drift)
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#40
1 Frags +
shelz0rAs a med with 40k hrs, exclusively in pubs. I can tell you a few things that help me do my job easier:
  • Don't come find me if you need heals. I'm not going to come looking for you, and I don't care. Get a pack, go to a resupply cabinet, or press your kill bind (most of the time).
  • If you're far away and need an arrow, ROCKET JUMP or AIR STRAFE so I can practice my sick m9 arrows for my upcoming frag video.
  • DO NOT PROTECT ME so I can concentrate on yelling at you when I ultimately can't do my job because I am dead. If you see me engaged with the enemy, don't.
  • If we push and I have uber, stay close to the enemy stickytraps so I can drop you in the uber and say that I was "right about to flash you too".
  • If you are another medic on the team, just votekick yourself. I'm the best medic around and choosing to play the same class as me is just a waste of a class space.
  • Communicate effectively by saying nothing. I can't focus on wiggling my mouse around and frantically clicking on people with my medi-gun otherwise.

(Credit to and reposted with permission from drift)

Nice "how to play roamer" guide

[quote=shelz0r]As a med with 40k hrs, exclusively in pubs. I can tell you a few things that help me do my job easier:
[list]
[*] Don't come find me if you need heals. I'm not going to come looking for you, and I don't care. Get a pack, go to a resupply cabinet, or press your kill bind (most of the time).
[*] If you're far away and need an arrow, ROCKET JUMP or AIR STRAFE so I can practice my sick m9 arrows for my upcoming frag video.
[*] DO NOT PROTECT ME so I can concentrate on yelling at you when I ultimately can't do my job because I am dead. If you see me engaged with the enemy, don't.
[*] If we push and I have uber, stay close to the enemy stickytraps so I can drop you in the uber and say that I was "right about to flash you too".
[*] If you are another medic on the team, just votekick yourself. I'm the best medic around and choosing to play the same class as me is just a waste of a class space.
[*] Communicate effectively by saying nothing. I can't focus on wiggling my mouse around and frantically clicking on people with my medi-gun otherwise.
[/list]

(Credit to and reposted with permission from drift)[/quote]

Nice "how to play roamer" guide
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#41
11 Frags +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558406721094287375/986187815975002122/Capture_decran_2022-06-14_103653.jpg

Doesn't even have 4K hours I thought I was reading the tips of a real medic professional .... I feel fooled I trusted you MedicJesus

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558406721094287375/986187815975002122/Capture_decran_2022-06-14_103653.jpg[/img]
Doesn't even have 4K hours I thought I was reading the tips of a real medic professional .... I feel fooled I trusted you MedicJesus
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