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Scout roles DECODED
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#1
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By popular demand and in light of the rebirth of the Pocket Soldier Syndrome thread, I present you with scout roles: defined.

Lead Scout: Me

Vagina Scout, aka baiting scout aka little bitch: Enigma

By popular demand and in light of the rebirth of the Pocket Soldier Syndrome thread, I present you with scout roles: defined.

Lead Scout: Me

Vagina Scout, aka baiting scout aka little bitch: Enigma
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#2
-5 Frags +

Can we have enigma come in and teach us his ways? I want to learn how to be a little bitch scout and get carried.

Can we have enigma come in and teach us his ways? I want to learn how to be a little bitch scout and get carried.
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#3
12 Frags +

this topic is rude...

this topic is rude...
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#4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=O-InLpUozFU#t=264s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=O-InLpUozFU#t=264s
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#5
12 Frags +

During my last match I ran out of scattergun ammo 2 times because I spammed so many 3dmg shots. the second time I ran out of ammo i didn't realize it so I tried to go for a demo pick but I almost killed myself with the boston basher instead.

Role: idiot scout

During my last match I ran out of scattergun ammo 2 times because I spammed so many 3dmg shots. the second time I ran out of ammo i didn't realize it so I tried to go for a demo pick but I almost killed myself with the boston basher instead.

Role: idiot scout
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#6
25 Frags +

Now I get to call the scouts new things during casts, I'm so excited! "There goes enigma cleaning up the rest of the red team, what an incredible little bitch scout!"

Now I get to call the scouts new things during casts, I'm so excited! "There goes enigma cleaning up the rest of the red team, what an incredible little bitch scout!"
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#7
4 Frags +

aRCSCOUT - just 2 shot the medic

aRCSCOUT - just 2 shot the medic
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#8
22 Frags +

http://www.twitch.tv/platinumtf2/b/327759995

http://www.twitch.tv/platinumtf2/b/327759995
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#9
-1 Frags +

me - miss three clips worth of meatshots and then die

me - miss three clips worth of meatshots and then die
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#10
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EdLolingtonhttp://www.twitch.tv/platinumtf2/b/327759995

My god that's amazing. Who was doing that?

Edit: Nvm mumble overlay...

[quote=EdLolington]http://www.twitch.tv/platinumtf2/b/327759995[/quote]
My god that's amazing. Who was doing that?

Edit: Nvm mumble overlay...
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#11
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EdLolingtonhttp://www.twitch.tv/platinumtf2/b/327759995

omfg I loled so hard

[quote=EdLolington]http://www.twitch.tv/platinumtf2/b/327759995[/quote]

omfg I loled so hard
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#12
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8 seconds, but cuts off @ 4 seconds. Where are the pro tips?

8 seconds, but cuts off @ 4 seconds. Where are the pro tips?
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#13
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It worked first time around for me then it stopped after that :/

It worked first time around for me then it stopped after that :/
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#14
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brownymaster8 seconds, but cuts off @ 4 seconds. Where are the pro tips?

I think refreshing helps that

[quote=brownymaster]8 seconds, but cuts off @ 4 seconds. Where are the pro tips?[/quote]
I think refreshing helps that
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#15
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EdLolingtonbrownymaster8 seconds, but cuts off @ 4 seconds. Where are the pro tips?I think refreshing helps that

It doesn't.

[quote=EdLolington][quote=brownymaster]8 seconds, but cuts off @ 4 seconds. Where are the pro tips?[/quote]
I think refreshing helps that[/quote]
It doesn't.
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#16
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brownymasterEdLolingtonbrownymaster8 seconds, but cuts off @ 4 seconds. Where are the pro tips?I think refreshing helps thatIt doesn't.

what I did before was when the video ended, I just clicked back at the start of it. the only downside to that is that the related videos are in the way, but it doesn't matter that much since its a listening thing.

[quote=brownymaster][quote=EdLolington][quote=brownymaster]8 seconds, but cuts off @ 4 seconds. Where are the pro tips?[/quote]
I think refreshing helps that[/quote]
It doesn't.[/quote]
what I did before was when the video ended, I just clicked back at the start of it. the only downside to that is that the related videos are in the way, but it doesn't matter that much since its a listening thing.
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#17
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Clicking forward while still playing worked after replaying. Small clips so weird.

Clicking forward while still playing worked after replaying. Small clips so weird.
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#18
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After it cuts off at 4 seconds, click in the middle of the progress bar and the video should show a frame of the sniper in spawn. Click play again and the video will finish.

After it cuts off at 4 seconds, click in the middle of the progress bar and the video should show a frame of the sniper in spawn. Click play again and the video will finish.
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#19
29 Frags +

VAGINA SCOUT 101:

If your aim sucks dick or you don't want to put any effort into improving, insist on capping points, rationalizing it by saying "It wins games!"

Avoid DM situations by going to back cap whenever possible.

When asked what you're doing at middle say "protecting / supporting the demo."

Let everyone know that the only reason you bottom damage every game is because you're spending so much time capping mid / 2nd, while the rest of the team pushed up and gets kills.

Make sure you remain silent at all times when hiding in order to properly listen for enemies pushing through chokes. Backcap when all's clear.

You're welcome.

[b]VAGINA SCOUT 101:
[/b]
If your aim sucks dick or you don't want to put any effort into improving, insist on capping points, rationalizing it by saying "It wins games!"

Avoid DM situations by going to back cap whenever possible.

When asked what you're doing at middle say "protecting / supporting the demo."

Let everyone know that the only reason you bottom damage every game is because you're spending so much time capping mid / 2nd, while the rest of the team pushed up and gets kills.

Make sure you remain silent at all times when hiding in order to properly listen for enemies pushing through chokes. Backcap when all's clear.
[b]
You're welcome.[/b]
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#20
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what about when they try and stop the backcap

what about when they try and stop the backcap
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#21
9 Frags +
Loronixwhat about when they try and stop the backcap

you run away to their last and say "GUYS I DREW THEM ALL BACK GO KILL THEM IM GONNA SPAWNCAMP"

[quote=Loronix]what about when they try and stop the backcap[/quote]

you run away to their last and say "GUYS I DREW THEM ALL BACK GO KILL THEM IM GONNA SPAWNCAMP"
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#22
1 Frags +

i think ggglygy described my whole scout experience this season

i think ggglygy described my whole scout experience this season
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#23
-7 Frags +

Ruwin: Scout
Enigma: Boy Scout

Ruwin: Scout
Enigma: Boy Scout
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#24
4 Frags +
VoodooChowRuwin: Scout
Enigma: Boy Scout

wut

[quote=VoodooChow]Ruwin: Scout
Enigma: Boy Scout[/quote]

wut
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#25
0 Frags +

Wow this is an old ass topic, why respond now?

Also, I meant that I wanna get carried, not that enigma gets carried :p

Wow this is an old ass topic, why respond now?

Also, I meant that I wanna get carried, not that enigma gets carried :p
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