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I might be going loony
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#1
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Every clock in my house showed a different time. Most of them were off by more than an hour. I realize it was daylight savings time and all that. But like. . . my standing clock was 4.5 hours off. My pc clock is like 10 minutes behind my phone. My alarm clock was an hour ahead. The thermometer clock was 1 hour and 27 minutes off. The microwave and the oven were 10 minutes off from each other. I MADE SURE TO SYNC THEM UP LAST NIGHT.

WAS THERE A SOLAR FLARE OR SOMETHING TODAY?

Every clock in my house showed a different time. Most of them were off by more than an hour. I realize it was daylight savings time and all that. But like. . . my standing clock was 4.5 hours off. My pc clock is like 10 minutes behind my phone. My alarm clock was an hour ahead. The thermometer clock was 1 hour and 27 minutes off. The microwave and the oven were 10 minutes off from each other. I MADE SURE TO SYNC THEM UP LAST NIGHT.

WAS THERE A SOLAR FLARE OR SOMETHING TODAY?
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#2
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this reminded me of looney toons

this reminded me of looney toons
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#3
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I looked it up. We DID have a solar flare recently. But like . . . that was last Tuesday.
Maybe some weird Solar shit fucked my room.
I have a text message now. That doesn't happen.

I looked it up. We DID have a solar flare recently. But like . . . that was last Tuesday.
Maybe some weird Solar shit fucked my room.
I have a text message now. That doesn't happen.
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#4
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some times changed here too, but for some reason only in the cars.
my mom's new car was behind by an hour and her old one was ahead by like an hour and 40 min
also my dad's car was behind by an hour too

some times changed here too, but for some reason only in the cars.
my mom's new car was behind by an hour and her old one was ahead by like an hour and 40 min
also my dad's car was behind by an hour too
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#5
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http://youtu.be/0CcGO0xE6tI#t=2m01s

http://youtu.be/0CcGO0xE6tI#t=2m01s
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#6
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azelffsome times changed here too, but for some reason only in the cars.
my mom's new car was behind by an hour and her old one was ahead by like an hour and 40 min
also my dad's car was behind by an hour too

clocks that don't auto-update according to DST would naturally be behind by an hour. the one that's ahead by an hour 40 is weird though.

[quote=azelff]some times changed here too, but for some reason only in the cars.
my mom's new car was behind by an hour and her old one was ahead by like an hour and 40 min
also my dad's car was behind by an hour too[/quote]
clocks that don't auto-update according to DST would naturally be behind by an hour. the one that's ahead by an hour 40 is weird though.
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#7
4 Frags +

What actually happening is the fabric of time is tearing itself apart.

Keep an eye for reports of strangers being found who don't know were they are and how they got there.

Also this is not new to me because last year around Sept 21 2012 me and my mom had a freeky experience of "shadow image" A Past reflection of a person who was there at one time in the past.

Time is actually bending on itself.

What actually happening is the fabric of time is tearing itself apart.

Keep an eye for reports of strangers being found who don't know were they are and how they got there.

Also this is not new to me because last year around Sept 21 2012 me and my mom had a freeky experience of "shadow image" A Past reflection of a person who was there at one time in the past.

Time is actually bending on itself.
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#8
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JohnMilterWhat actually happening is the fabric of time is tearing itself apart.

Time is actually bending on itself.

http://i.imgur.com/kYhqT19.gif

[quote=JohnMilter]What actually happening is the fabric of time is tearing itself apart.

Time is actually bending on itself.[/quote]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kYhqT19.gif[/IMG]
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#9
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You's all laughin' now butchu won't be laughin' when singularity hits.
Clocks will have a mind of their own and wil purposefully make you late to your doctor's appointment so you don't find out that they'd been feeding you mercury to develop cancerous cells in their diabolical plan to destroy humanity.

I'm hungry.

You's all laughin' now butchu won't be laughin' when singularity hits.
Clocks will have a mind of their own and wil purposefully make you late to your doctor's appointment so you don't find out that they'd been feeding you mercury to develop cancerous cells in their diabolical plan to destroy humanity.

I'm hungry.
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#10
2 Frags +

The core of the Earth has stopped rotating.

The core of the Earth has stopped rotating.
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#11
3 Frags +

yo u just proved general relativity

yo u just proved general relativity
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#12
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You should avoid taking those clocks with you when travelling at velocities close to the speed of light.

You should avoid taking those clocks with you when travelling at velocities close to the speed of light.
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#13
1 Frags +

Dr. Ploxo thinks he's going insane...

From the posts of his I've seen that happened a long time ago.

Dr. Ploxo thinks he's going insane...

From the posts of his I've seen that happened a long time ago.
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#14
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GOOD ONE MISTERCHIPPY 10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR

GOOD ONE MISTERCHIPPY 10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR
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#15
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
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