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wer das liest ist doof re-writes their future
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dempsey
January 26, 2020

Ze Germans are back after a lackluster season, hungry to prove themselves once more in Premiership.

Season 34 was not kind to wer das liest ist doof. Having their only win of the season invalidated due to Rakuzan’s death, the Germans struggled to scrape together any points at all by the end of the season. Plagued by an ever metamorphosing roster, the team struggled to build any consistency and improvement as the season went on. But the team they're going to field for Season 35, isn’t the same team we’ve seen before.

This one’s a bit more complicated than the others, so get ready. Rising is leaving the main roster, having played Roamer for them in the previous season. To fill the soldier-shaped gap in the team, Fischkopf is moving over Rising's spot for the season, and Gazy will then move from Scout to Pocket. aidelos is moving from Demo onto Scout to replace Gazy. And to fill in aidelos' move, Nas boii is the team’s new pickup for Demo. Still with us? Good. The many Medics who played with the Germans last season are collectively replaced by mulaa, who’s the team’s new full-time medical practitioner.

Although that sounds and reads like a mid-life crisis for the poor fellas, Fischkopf instead is feeling confident about the upcoming season.

TEAMFORTRESS.TV: After winning Division 1, you guys made some changes to your roster, but couldn't quite get some solid results in Premiership last season. Are you hoping this season's roster changes will solve some of your issues?

Fischkopf: Yeah, we were mostly playing with a constantly changing roster so we are hoping to play better with a more consistent roster. We had a new medic like every second official.

TEAMFORTRESS.TV: So what are your expectations for the upcoming season?

Fischkopf: We are doing pretty well in our scrims so far but one should consider that people play worse before the season starts. But all teammates seem to be very keen.

A good mindset is half the battle, and if the Germans are feeling strong, this might be the season to come back to Premiership with a strong showing.

TMZ a̶k̶a̶ ̶t̶e̶a̶m̶f̶o̶r̶t̶r̶e̶s̶s̶.̶t̶v̶ is also proud to report Fischkopf shamelessly called out his ex-teammate for cheating. Don’t you love some good drama?

Fischkopf: Shoutouts to stefan and his config!

The Germans' (+1 Brit and Frenchman's) dummy sicc roster for the upcoming season is:

  • Scout: aidelos
  • Scout: voxtec
  • Roamer: Fischkopf
  • Pocket: Gazy
  • Demoman: Nas boii
  • Medic: mulaa
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#1
9 Frags +

go nasboii!!!

go nasboii!!!
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#2
8 Frags +

go nas boii

go nas boii
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#3
10 Frags +

beast combo

beast combo
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#4
17 Frags +

Did I miss something about stefan or is that just bants

Did I miss something about stefan or is that just bants
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#5
-3 Frags +

Nasboii trappin ingame and irl

Nasboii trappin ingame and irl
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#6
7 Frags +

go nice boy

go nice boy
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#7
23 Frags +

NasBoii : havnt seen u hit pussy

NasBoii : havnt seen u hit pussy
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#8
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ez for vortex

ez for vortex
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#9
7 Frags +

what did schocky do

what did schocky do
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#10
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he is probably referring to shockys rate hacks?

he is probably referring to shockys rate hacks?
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#11
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what's this about schocky?

what's this about schocky?
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#12
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you think schocky is playing with an Anti-Cheat Admin this season for fun?

you think schocky is playing with an Anti-Cheat Admin this season for fun?
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#13
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yeah, I don't wanna create more drama BUT playing scrims with him lately kinda feels like he stopped cheating.
I believe he has realized his mistakes and tries to prove himself again. There's a reason why he's stuck in div3

yeah, I don't wanna create more drama [b]BUT[/b] playing scrims with him lately kinda feels like he stopped cheating.
I believe he has realized his mistakes and tries to prove himself again. There's a reason why he's stuck in div3
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