The year is 2020, and at the dawn of season 35, a new group of heroes has formed, to reclaim the coveted fifth place spot at the offline competition. The team was dedicated in name to their favourite Frank Sinatra song (citation needed), but Mak couldn't scale this mountainous challenge himself.
After many hours of thought, he arrived at the realization that the chains which shackled such a man to div 1, was the team name. But once that was resolved, he had the epiphany that the roster was also devoid of players. So Aph and Opti were brought to plug the holes left in the team by z0diak and silves.
Likely standing upon a hill overlooking a dramatic sunrise, Mak delivered this statement:
After General’s Shepherd’s betrayal of Captain’s Price and co., task’s force 141 was left in a state of disarray. To fill the power vacuum left in their absence, a very powerful and very weird wizard emerged. He enlisted 5 other great practisers of magic: a magician, an illusionist, an enchanter, a Hispanic lady and a bloke. Together, they formed a guild – da wizzerds guild. With this diverse cast of heroes, nothing can stand in the way of their quest to continue placing 5th at LAN.
The wizzerdz have hit a stumbling block out of the gate, losing 1-3 on Gullywash, and 1-4 on Snakewater to the also recently revamped wer das liest ist doof. Despite this, the gang have high hopes that they will live up to the accomplishments under The Theorists such as playoffs at Copenhagen Games 2019, 5th place at Season 32, and arriving at the venue for i65.
- Scout: Aph
- Scout: Crayon
- Roamer: Opti
- Pocket: leth
- Demoman: Mak
- Medic: Piggles