Upvote Upvoted 15 Downvote Downvoted
is my roommate a dick
posted in The Dumpster
1
#1
0 Frags +

ight so im in a double room but with 2 other roommates (overcrowded college i guess?)
anyways it's like 1am and im headin to bed cuz i have an 8:30am class and suddenly my smelly roommate says hes bringing a girl over

he gets hype and is like "yoo my 8:30 is cancelled" so this nigga is hella inconsiderate

i wasnt gonna be a dick so i was like yea sure
he brings her over and they watch guardians of the galaxy laughing the entire time and im just in bed like 0_0
i put some headphones in but theyre so fuckin loud

i eventually fall asleep and wake back up at 3am to my bed furiously shaking (im in the top bunk) and they're both moaning so hard. this goes on for another 20-30 mins and i cant get down bc i have to climb down and felt like it'd be awkward

so im just there like awkward as shit not tryna make a noise and these two are fucking
after they're done, they keep talkin about some random bullshit

my other roommate somehow comes in the room 10 minutes after they're done like he has some magical timin and i take that as a cue to finally get down from my bed and now im chillin in the sciences buildin cuz i cant go back to sleep

is my roommate a dick for that or is ur boy overreacting
i have a fuckin 8:30 class today and i cant go back to sleep

ight so im in a double room but with 2 other roommates (overcrowded college i guess?)
anyways it's like 1am and im headin to bed cuz i have an 8:30am class and suddenly my smelly roommate says hes bringing a girl over

he gets hype and is like "yoo my 8:30 is cancelled" so this nigga is hella inconsiderate

i wasnt gonna be a dick so i was like yea sure
he brings her over and they watch guardians of the galaxy laughing the entire time and im just in bed like 0_0
i put some headphones in but theyre so fuckin loud

i eventually fall asleep and wake back up at 3am to my bed furiously shaking (im in the top bunk) and they're both moaning so hard. this goes on for another 20-30 mins and i cant get down bc i have to climb down and felt like it'd be awkward

so im just there like awkward as shit not tryna make a noise and these two are fucking
after they're done, they keep talkin about some random bullshit

my other roommate somehow comes in the room 10 minutes after they're done like he has some magical timin and i take that as a cue to finally get down from my bed and now im chillin in the sciences buildin cuz i cant go back to sleep

is my roommate a dick for that or is ur boy overreacting
i have a fuckin 8:30 class today and i cant go back to sleep
2
#2
5 Frags +

you kinda just summed up college dude

everyone has at least one shitty roommate in their life

I recommend rooming with friends if at all possible or just get off campus housing

fuckin in a bunk bed while ur roommate is there is really fucked up tho

you kinda just summed up college dude

everyone has at least one shitty roommate in their life

I recommend rooming with friends if at all possible or just get off campus housing

fuckin in a bunk bed while ur roommate is there is really fucked up tho
3
#3
-1 Frags +
owlfuckin in a bunk bed while ur roommate is there is really fucked up tho

Yeah your roommate is an asshole rofl

[quote=owl]
fuckin in a bunk bed while ur roommate is there is really fucked up tho[/quote]
Yeah your roommate is an asshole rofl
4
#4
0 Frags +

its not being a dick to want to sleep at 1 am

its not being a dick to want to sleep at 1 am
5
#5
5 Frags +

op why didnt u call him out

now he thinks he can just do that shit all the time

fucking fight him

op why didnt u call him out

now he thinks he can just do that shit all the time

fucking fight him
6
#6
0 Frags +

LOL

LOL
7
#7
18 Frags +

ok its all good he bought me weed cuz he felt bad

ok its all good he bought me weed cuz he felt bad
8
#8
7 Frags +
Rekusook its all good he bought me weed cuz he felt bad

Sounds like the start of a beautiful friendship.

[quote=Rekuso]ok its all good he bought me weed cuz he felt bad[/quote]

Sounds like the start of a beautiful friendship.
9
#9
-2 Frags +
Rekusook its all good he bought me weed cuz he felt bad

jk hes p chill

[quote=Rekuso]ok its all good he bought me weed cuz he felt bad[/quote]
jk hes p chill
Please sign in through STEAM to post a comment.