I never knew I was so bad at drying off till I read this thread
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How do you dry yourself?
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Willing to mentor in the ancient art of drying. Applicants must be female and possess a high definition camera.
Willing to mentor in the ancient art of drying. Applicants must be female and possess a high definition camera.
most of the time whenever a girl comes into my radius and touches me, i start sweating profusely and all the water just drips off me. but i mean sweat is still left afterwards
most of the time whenever a girl comes into my radius and touches me, i start sweating profusely and all the water just drips off me. but i mean sweat is still left afterwards
Two towels: One for hair if I've washed it, another for the rest. Face and arms first, top to bottom. Dry off your butt last. Usually that's not enough to keep me warm so I lie in bed for awhile until I've heated back up.
If it's hot I sit in front of the computer in my towel and let the air dry me off. Though I'd love myself one of these:
Two towels: One for hair if I've washed it, another for the rest. Face and arms first, top to bottom. Dry off your butt last. Usually that's not enough to keep me warm so I lie in bed for awhile until I've heated back up.
If it's hot I sit in front of the computer in my towel and let the air dry me off. Though I'd love myself one of these:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/uludP9f.gif[/img]
If it's hot I sit in front of the computer in my towel and let the air dry me off. Though I'd love myself one of these:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/uludP9f.gif[/img]
http://www.dhoomwallpaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/meme-faces-cereal-guy-wallpaper-1.jpg
Oh my goodness, what have this become?
[img]http://www.dhoomwallpaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/meme-faces-cereal-guy-wallpaper-1.jpg[/img]
Oh my goodness, what have this become?
Oh my goodness, what have this become?
Jasbuttshttp://i.imgur.com/uludP9f.gif
Is that kaidus?
[quote=Jasbutts][img]http://i.imgur.com/uludP9f.gif[/img][/quote]
Is that kaidus?
Is that kaidus?
After I bathe in Diet Mountain Dew™, I cover myself in delicious Cool Ranch Dorito™ dust, which sticks to my strong gaming body and purges my body of imperfections and past sins. I pray to the mlg gods that one day my bathing ritual will allow me to not hit corners on rollout
After I bathe in Diet Mountain Dew™, I cover myself in delicious Cool Ranch Dorito™ dust, which sticks to my strong gaming body and purges my body of imperfections and past sins. I pray to the mlg gods that one day my bathing ritual will allow me to not hit corners on rollout
indecencymost of the time whenever a girl comes into my radius and touches me, i start sweating profusely and all the water just drips off me. but i mean sweat is still left afterwards
I have this same problem, only it's when a girl comes into my ulna.
[quote=indecency]most of the time whenever a girl comes into my radius and touches me, i start sweating profusely and all the water just drips off me. but i mean sweat is still left afterwards[/quote]
I have this same problem, only it's when a girl comes into my ulna.
I have this same problem, only it's when a girl comes into my ulna.
I like to turn the shower to cold for last minute.
Definitely slick the water off, then I buff my big beautiful head to a mirror shine and work my way down. Then I like to put the towel over my arms like wings and flap to get a nice air dry finish.
I like to turn the shower to cold for last minute.
Definitely slick the water off, then I buff my big beautiful head to a mirror shine and work my way down. Then I like to put the towel over my arms like wings and flap to get a nice air dry finish.
Definitely slick the water off, then I buff my big beautiful head to a mirror shine and work my way down. Then I like to put the towel over my arms like wings and flap to get a nice air dry finish.
Hey I've been out of the game and away from the forums for a while now, has the shower meta changed much? any new drying strats?
Hey I've been out of the game and away from the forums for a while now, has the shower meta changed much? any new drying strats?
catman1900I think towels are in right now
fucking hipster
[quote=catman1900]I think towels are in right now[/quote]
fucking hipster
fucking hipster
I usually find my cat to dry my hands off with. He loves it and drys off on me too when he's wet
I usually find my cat to dry my hands off with. He loves it and drys off on me too when he's wet
i do a big shake then put my clothes on no need for a towel
i do a big shake then put my clothes on no need for a towel
set up a hjair dryer pointing at u while u wipe with a towel. not sure if this is more efficient than just wiping, also electric bill might go up
can anyone test this
set up a hjair dryer pointing at u while u wipe with a towel. not sure if this is more efficient than just wiping, also electric bill might go up
can anyone test this
can anyone test this
iridescentFUZZWilling to mentor in the ancient art of drying. Applicants must be female and possess a high definition camera.
Screen carefully, sometimes that hi-def camera doesn't work in your favor. just saying
[quote=iridescentFUZZ]Willing to mentor in the ancient art of drying. Applicants must be female and possess a high definition camera.[/quote]
Screen carefully, sometimes that hi-def camera doesn't work in your favor. just saying
Screen carefully, sometimes that hi-def camera doesn't work in your favor. just saying
i sure am glad this was bumped because anyone who wasnt doing this
BUICKHonestly, just towel trying isn't top tier. I run my hands down/over my body/arms/legs to knock off excess water (think of it like brushing water off) first while still in the shower, then I do two small quick up and down jumps to knock even more excess water off. Once you do that THEN move onto the towel you have hit god tier.
was probably having a rough time. and for me as a dude with long hair i have even more steps where i ring out my hair a couple times in between occasional slicking off and small shakes to remove maximum water pre-toweling
i sure am glad this was bumped because anyone who wasnt doing this
[quote=BUICK]Honestly, just towel trying isn't top tier. I run my hands down/over my body/arms/legs to knock off excess water (think of it like brushing water off) first while still in the shower, then I do two small quick up and down jumps to knock even more excess water off. Once you do that THEN move onto the towel you have hit god tier.[/quote]
was probably having a rough time. and for me as a dude with long hair i have even more steps where i ring out my hair a couple times in between occasional slicking off and small shakes to remove maximum water pre-toweling
[quote=BUICK]Honestly, just towel trying isn't top tier. I run my hands down/over my body/arms/legs to knock off excess water (think of it like brushing water off) first while still in the shower, then I do two small quick up and down jumps to knock even more excess water off. Once you do that THEN move onto the towel you have hit god tier.[/quote]
was probably having a rough time. and for me as a dude with long hair i have even more steps where i ring out my hair a couple times in between occasional slicking off and small shakes to remove maximum water pre-toweling
The BUICK method is still the best I agree have been using it for years now thanks BUICK for keeping TF2 dry for years.
The BUICK method is still the best I agree have been using it for years now thanks BUICK for keeping TF2 dry for years.
gemmhttp://www.bodydryerultra.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/body_dryer.jpg
full body dryer
how much does he charge per hour?
[quote=gemm][img]http://www.bodydryerultra.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/body_dryer.jpg[/img]
full body dryer[/quote]
how much does he charge per hour?
full body dryer[/quote]
how much does he charge per hour?
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