Bring Back Turbine Mid That Map Was Really Fun In DM

also I remember on gravel pit B DM, coffemonster and other people would use the old booties and stickies and just sit on the roof of the house, spam, and never leave it. that shit happened literally 3 years ago and it still upsets me to this day.

booties was the darkest of timelines

i havent been able to jkoin a dm server in months because im not "level 5 or higher" or something weird help

if your steam profile is private/friends only you cant join dm servers

It's only on chi 1, right?

There's a special place in Hell for scouts that hold S in DM like their actual life depended on it. I get so mad constipation infused supertilt when I try to go play some deathmatch to warm my aim up and some scouts do nothing but hold S and run away for packs the moment I hit them with 50dmg, it's so ridiculously irritating to look at, you're wasting your own and other people's time focusing on your K/D instead of improving your fucking aim.

How does it feel each time you run for a pack and you die the moment you step back into mid and slip on a banana you clumsy fuck? Next time before instantly respawning with full health after dying in the way above, THINK TWICE WHETHER IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GET THTAT UFCUKING HEATLHCPACK FUCKER

YeeHaw, see you downstairs.

there's that guy rabbit who just stickies himself into a choke then just spams pipes at the 'fighting area' such as train on badlands

could just shoot the stickies but why should I take the time to do that when I could just fight the people that are actually dm-ing

shout out the demos who do big launches

Also love it when there's two soldiers and maybe also a demo stood on badlands train spamming the entrance choke points as soon as anybody is walking in. Great practice

Seems odd to only play on high ground anyway since you won't always be in a game.

perma shotgun soldiers
demoknights
melee only scouts
black box soldiers
soldiers who come to dm to practice rollouts and rocket jumps instead of actual dm
scouts who are always paired up together and run away when they get seperated
demos who camp with stickies in ultra comfortable spots
soldiers who spam rockets from 5km away and run away if you get close enough to them

WHAT
are you
DOING

.

i just want to use the full extent of my movement keys, which includes running away

ive only ever really see demos like this once or twice thankfully but on 8 sticky servers some like to just endlessly vomit projectiles, get a kill with one of the 12 and then continue. to SOME extent it's ok practice but it's very annoying to deal with sometimes. it's much better to practice a couple sticky snipes and in close quarters fights focus on your sticky/pipe combos than to just puke shit into an area where someone might vaguely be

Can you get rid of KD, points, and doms to prevent this?

how to successfully play dm:
unbind tab
congratulations, your life is now 10x less stressful and you wont hold s 24/7 to save your k/d and doms

crossed off the things that arent actually gay

idk the rollout thing is kinda gay........

i like trying to deny those ppl as scout, gives me mid fight practice for when i deny bombers

I know its irrelevant cuz nobody runs shotgun anymore (except in training mods :thinking:) but shotty only dm is like the best shotgun practice there is and every time I do it someone gets irrationally mad at me for DMing wrong