not trying to be rude but if teams arent picking you up its because you arent good enough. if i were you, i would tryout for low-mid teams.

also
how do u roll ur R's i wanna be like GRRRAH like desiigner :)

i have my slots bound to mwheelup for slot1 mwheeldown for slot2, r for slot3
when i have my primary out im always scrolling up when im not fighting people
when i have my secondary out im always scrolling down when im not fighting people

sometimes i switch to my melee and watch the whole bat flip animation until he catches it, then switch to my melee again over and over so it looks like my dude is throwing a bat and catching it every time its lit everyone should do this one

whenever i hear a rocket shot close to me a jump crouch, u never know when ur gonna need a crisp surf

also toggle viewmodels on and off and press y and close out of it after every death

and if i do something cool i bob my head back+forth+up+down like im listening to music ya waddap nbd im cool irl

edit:

im likely going to minnesota state mankato next year :s

bump i have no cool gif this time :[

depends on the environment

if a scout runs into badlands lunchbox and theres a soldier there, all the soldier has to do is click his mouse twice while literally aiming anywhere and its a free pick

but in badlands middle favors scout a little bit i think

in most cases pocket > scout > roamer when it comes to 1v1s imo

ive been wondering where that earl sample came from my whole life
https://youtu.be/BGfE-mbdmXg?t=18s

his brain is almost as big as his giant weiner PICK UP NOW

http://pastebin.com/bevuDkRD

every1 in mge is perennially angry

bump
looking for more tryouts :]

http://i.imgur.com/5LIj82d.jpg

WADDAP

GLIDER IS VER GOO pick up now

https://i.gyazo.com/150658f9121fc6567629b313ce15f092.png

i never reset my stats how come i have like no hours

bump

hmm something about this is familiar