some observations for now:

a baby dog- phlps is one of the better players on that team and marmaduke is def not the best

good players ft. luxor- broking aint carrying shit, pelt and to a slightly lesser extent knuckles are

dont slip- marm and fuzion are their best two players but the rest of them dont suck, megawac has been a pleasant surprise on roamer (he used to kinda suck but hes good now), also fuzion is pretty clearly #1 on that team and is in the running for best scout in IM

ziggurat complex- ok this one was almost too easy a joke

six guys off- saelot after half a season will be better than most of these dudes, and farns is nothing special

blanc esports- smashy isnt their worst player but they made a whiteracecadet joke so I can't argue that much

my team- beaver aint on it no more, we prolly wont win IM, the name is dynamite

hot dads- sideways whoopi goldberg is a GOD also who the fuck is rupee (ive never actually played this team tbqqqh)

fortunate hostages- wish and phone are their best players prob, r0fl yipyapper

birth of a new day- botmode is better than aim, otherwise hard 2 argue with

sparkle gang- I choose not to dive too deep into this team's world

le sparkle gang- han is pretty good actually, top 2 player on their team

sochill- it is definitely not too hard to tell that shamoo is the best player on this team, also maelstrom is pretty good

saving private IM- vari is prolly their best player despite what people think of him

3005- *patrick voice* who are you people!?

scruff and the mcgruffs- scruff mcgruff best spychecker IM

I hate to disappoint, but that pastebin ain't me, for a variety of reasons:

1. I wouldn't pussyfoot and put it on pastebin (which prolly implies I'd be sending it to my friends and looking for validation pre-publicizing it), I'd just straight up post it on here

2. most of the opinions in it are wrong and I do not subscribe to them

3. I would never write about my own team in one of these

4. I would prolly know my own team's roster

I was considering writing my own little rankerooski and I feel like I almost have to now just to prove that I do not agree with this person

-frag this post if you think slemnish made a great decision to join my team

You know that's shappie right?

I endorse this relatively small segment of your post

we'll see about that ;]

nah it goes back to when cookiejake was cut for matt in open

he needed to become matt u see

I love me a nice window into the russian gamer psyche

where is pt to spam 22d in this thread

lotta weenies in this thread need to get grilled...

frankie sinatra's video was fuckin dope tho

every time I've played with ratchet on medic in a pugchamp has been an awful experience, he makes tons of mistakes and then refuses to acknowledge any of them, throwing out the classic "uh I know how to play!!!" every time

would avoid

eu match results

ugc steel players in mge servers who don't know what mumble is and narrate their mge games to one another

good photographer