if only you guys knew how close bullet and circa came to having two ex-invite ex-cloudmaker team players on their team...

in Alabama

aww the love and support in this thread is making me blush! ^_^

right, and if even that guy can 5-0 bullet you have no excuse

I mean last time I played a bullet squad in an esea match they were sort of a joke, their non bullet and circa players were completely useless, bullet had good dm but fed, and circa like forced his medic to give him all these weird scout solo ubers, we 5-0d them right quick

then again I was being carried by carolina the g0d at the time so idk

hes actually kind of correct in bullets case

but it might be unfair to expect that level of linear thinking out of open players so it's still a sandbag

95% of the posts in this thread are actually popular opinions and/or people blatantly farming plusfrags

also no one really knows which opinions are popular and which aren't because the newer, mge-born generations has a set of opinions (badlands sucks, for instance) that are popular in that group but not in others

this is not my unpopular opinion btw (idk what that would be, all my opinions are prolly in between popular and unpopular to some extent except for my opinions about myself which are unpopular)

bump, still need a scout probs

circa is fishy as fuck every time I see him in dm/pugs etc but im p sure those guys dont cheat in matches given how terrible they were last time I saw em in IM

comparing ali to kimbo slice is like comparing prince to that homeless guy who wrote rock and roll mcdonalds

4G.PootisDorito2003: I am so heated that ANYONE thought that pastebin was me.........
Endtroducing.....: ?
Endtroducing.....: oh i read the pastebin rofl
Endtroducing.....: yea thats autistic
Endtroducing.....: who do u think wrote it
4G.PootisDorito2003: either saam
Endtroducing.....: i feel like its cookiejake
4G.PootisDorito2003: or a high open player
4G.PootisDorito2003: prolly the latter
4G.PootisDorito2003: like I said
4G.PootisDorito2003: high open player
4G.PootisDorito2003: xd
Endtroducing.....: xD
Endtroducing.....: broking and pamphlet carrying open players and gay weeb
Endtroducing.....: i feel like he still is angry at froot
Endtroducing.....: for being a gay weeb and killing his team
4G.PootisDorito2003: good point
Endtroducing.....: that being said its pretty obvious that he is a gay weeb so who knows
Endtroducing.....: then again
Endtroducing.....: the chances of it being saam are pretty high too
Endtroducing.....: team with 2 shitty scouts who will probably make finals then choke
Endtroducing.....: all the references to last season
Endtroducing.....: gotta be one of those two imo
Endtroducing.....: could be someone like mason but idk why he would take the time to write this
Endtroducing.....: saam or cookie are definitely the two kinda people who would spend the time to make this and then not publicize it

bear and I are trying to CRACK THE CASE

from what I've heard, bullet's team might soon be getting an injection of some invite talent...

some observations for now:

a baby dog- phlps is one of the better players on that team and marmaduke is def not the best

good players ft. luxor- broking aint carrying shit, pelt and to a slightly lesser extent knuckles are

dont slip- marm and fuzion are their best two players but the rest of them dont suck, megawac has been a pleasant surprise on roamer (he used to kinda suck but hes good now), also fuzion is pretty clearly #1 on that team and is in the running for best scout in IM

ziggurat complex- ok this one was almost too easy a joke

six guys off- saelot after half a season will be better than most of these dudes, and farns is nothing special

blanc esports- smashy isnt their worst player but they made a whiteracecadet joke so I can't argue that much

my team- beaver aint on it no more, we prolly wont win IM, the name is dynamite

hot dads- sideways whoopi goldberg is a GOD also who the fuck is rupee (ive never actually played this team tbqqqh)

fortunate hostages- wish and phone are their best players prob, r0fl yipyapper

birth of a new day- botmode is better than aim, otherwise hard 2 argue with

sparkle gang- I choose not to dive too deep into this team's world

le sparkle gang- han is pretty good actually, top 2 player on their team

sochill- it is definitely not too hard to tell that shamoo is the best player on this team, also maelstrom is pretty good

saving private IM- vari is prolly their best player despite what people think of him

3005- *patrick voice* who are you people!?

scruff and the mcgruffs- scruff mcgruff best spychecker IM

I hate to disappoint, but that pastebin ain't me, for a variety of reasons:

1. I wouldn't pussyfoot and put it on pastebin (which prolly implies I'd be sending it to my friends and looking for validation pre-publicizing it), I'd just straight up post it on here

2. most of the opinions in it are wrong and I do not subscribe to them

3. I would never write about my own team in one of these

4. I would prolly know my own team's roster

I was considering writing my own little rankerooski and I feel like I almost have to now just to prove that I do not agree with this person

-frag this post if you think slemnish made a great decision to join my team