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#6 weird music you like in Off Topic

https://i.imgur.com/qntYBpd.jpg

posted about 2 years ago
#583 Formula 1 Megathread in Off Topic

https://i.redd.it/u55910l7ofv71.jpg

posted about 2 years ago
#569 Formula 1 Megathread in Off Topic

how many times do yall think we're gonna have to hear about how bumpy cota is?

posted about 2 years ago
#12 Favorite Cheese? in Off Topic

https://www.campchef.com/recipes/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/FriedCurdsFeatured-725x603.jpg

posted about 2 years ago
#139 RGL S7 Main Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion
wishWhy would a team deny a ringer that would be allowed to play if they were rostered though

Why would you rather shop for a FFW than play the game loooool

like half of making a main team is figuring out who rgl is going fuck with a class restrict and then mfs say 'why wont u allow our unrestricted ringer dont you want to play the game?'

posted about 2 years ago
#562 Formula 1 Megathread in Off Topic

idk why you wouldn't stay out with these fucky inters

i almost forgot that gasly penalty was bullshit too

posted about 2 years ago
#139 Thank You Letter to RGL in TF2 General Discussion

https://i.imgur.com/BfagodA.gif

posted about 2 years ago
#78 Thank You Letter to RGL in TF2 General Discussion

https://youtu.be/9cL13iXYfgk

posted about 2 years ago
#2702 Do you like the song above? in Music, Movies, TV

i liked ur previous post more

https://youtu.be/gui3E26GCNA

posted about 2 years ago
#23 AimIsADick Post Ideas in Off Topic

https://youtu.be/JDGPnLfH1Io

posted about 2 years ago
#13 why does every thread get locked in Off Topic
ConnieSeniorsodabumping cause some bugman locked hannah's HSR thread

why do admins always lock any active thread that's actually interesting

is there some catholic admin that was seething watching Jw get dunked on like what's the explanation here
I locked it because the thread was steadily derailing off topic to a religion clusterfuck and not a discussion about HSR
I was probably in the wrong to bring attention to his radicalism in the first place, was just attempting to give jay context since he seemed to be lacking it

o no the thread in off-topic was going off-topic

posted about 2 years ago
#46 High Speed Rail in America in Off Topic

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

posted about 2 years ago
#31 High Speed Rail in America in Off Topic

The problem with rail travel in America has always been the lack of functional local public transit at the destination, and the layout of American cities where just getting to the city center is basically useless. I've taken amtrak detroit to chicago/milwaukee many times, chicago makes sense because you can take the metra/L around the city, but most cities it just dumps you in some bumfuck downtown and you still gotta rent a car to get anywhere.

Jw

https://youtu.be/eBPqksG9nbA

posted about 2 years ago
#527 Formula 1 Megathread in Off Topic
MrSmithers96this is hamilton doing exactly the same thing to max as max has done to him like 4 times this season. i am a very happy boy right now

Squeezed him to the inside and taken both of them out?

posted about 2 years ago
#519 Formula 1 Megathread in Off Topic
moralexeiWhat is it gonna take for someone to do something about what is quickly becoming the annual clown fiesta that is getting a tow at monza

Give monaco and monza one-shot qualifying

posted about 2 years ago
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