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[Pro] Frost | also like he's calling me little which I am like probs older than all of you
[Epic] Vasin | Can't tell if bait
[Pro] Frost | uhm, I'm 24, asshole..
[Pro] Frost | 1r
[Pro] Frost | so
[Pro] Frost | vasin how long have you been in the closet?
[Epic] Vasin | Huh? I've been openly gay for about 8 years
[Pro] Frost | wait what
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Also, being in the closet isn't something to make fun of tbh. If you're in the closet, it's because you're afraid of going home
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | homeless or being murdered
[Pro] Frost | uhm what
[Pro] Frost | I'm literally like talking about being gay
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Ohhh
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | My b
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[Pro] Frost | asshole
[Epic] Vasin | It's bait lol
[Epic] Vasin | I think, I can't really tell
[Pro] Frost | you're a dumbass
[Pro] Frost | you literally started this, you called me little.
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | It's a CS player. You never can
[Pro] Frost | so
[Pro] Frost | why don't you got a bf?
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Why don't you have a gf?
[Pro] Frost | uhm like cause I don't want one
[Epic] Vasin | Because I have a girlfriend
[Pro] Frost | I rather have my truck
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Is your gf single?
[Pro] Frost | uhm who are you talking too
[Epic] Vasin | Yeah anyone can fuck her, but the catch is I fuck them in the ass
[Epic] Vasin | Running trains out here
[Pro] Frost | vasin you can't have a gf and be gay tf
[Pro] Frost | you must be bi
[Epic] Vasin | Yeah I suck dicks and tits
[Pro] Frost | so you're bisexual
[Epic] Vasin | I'll fuck your dad and your mom
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | LOL MOOD
[Pro] Frost | I bet you're a bot
[Pro] Frost | so like
[Pro] Frost | twink,otter,bear or cub
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Hair otter and the chamber of gay
[Pro] Frost | parkinson might be gay
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Well you'd be half right
[Epic] Vasin me? I'm a horse
[Pro] Frost | so
[Pro] Frost | like
[Pro] Frost | you're literally all bi here
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | We're everywhere
[Epic] Vasin | It's 2021, everyone is bi, they just don't know it.
[Pro] Frost | uhm no
[Pro] Frost | I am not that
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Better be careful before we give you an awakening
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Part of the gay agenda
[Pro] Frost | also you don't type like you're bi or gay, most gay or bi men talk kinda girly
[Epic] Vasin | Yeah our gay overlords whisper in our ears at night telling us to do sexually devious things and convert straight men
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | How do you mean by "girly"
[Pro] Frost | uhm
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | I'll put some uwu in my speech if it makes you gayer
[Pro] Frost | like, they constantly say like, uhm , talk about girly things,etc.
[Pro] Frost | or talk about what guys are "Cute"
[Pro] Frost | also they use so many emoji's
[Epic] Vasin | You're pretty cute owo
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | You're pretty cute. Would like to see your makeup uwu xD
[Epic] Vasin | (ຈ╭͜ʖ╮͡͠ຈ༽
[Pro] Frost | be quiet
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | I'll be as loud or as quiet as you want me to baby uwu xD
[Epic] Vasin | So, like, I just painted my nails black yesterday, chu wanna see?? :33
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Yas, queen! Like omg
[Pro] Frost | stop
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | I'm kind of into when they say that lol uwu xD
[Epic] Vasin | And it's hydrophobic polish so all the cum just slides right off!
[Epic] Vasin | :DD
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | OwO
[Pro] Frost | I only had nail polish once from my brother's daughter and I was drunk as fuck when she did it
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | See, you might be gay, then.
[Epic] Vasin | Oof. You might be gay
[Epic] Vasin | Yep
[Pro] Frost | uhm
[Pro] Frost | I wasn't sober
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Yeah, probably turned at that moment
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Neither was I
[Epic] Vasin | (ຈ╭͜ʖ╮͡͠ຈ༽
[Pro] Frost | how are you going to assume I'm gay?
[Pro] Frost | like you guys literally like penis
[Epic] Vasin | Takes one to know one
[Pro] Frost | uhm
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | See, how do you know you're not?
[Pro] Frost | pardon
[Pro] Frost | uhm because I know
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | I personally suck penis once a month to see if I really like it, you know?
[Pro] Frost | not all 24year old's are gay.
[Epic] c0LIN | wtf are you guys talking about
[Epic] c0LIN | still
[Epic] Vasin | Frost is realizing he's gay, I think.
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Like if I stop liking it or stop liking it, I might have changed.
[Epic] Vasin | So we're working it out
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | You gotta do your monthly check-up bro
[Pro] Frost | shut up
[Pro] Frost | they're assuming I'm gay
[Epic] Vasin | Right. I suck my gf's bf's dick every day just to make sure I'm still gay
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | You got your nails painted. Gay people like girly stuff, right?
[Pro] Frost | no
[Pro] Frost | a kid did it to me when i was drunk
[Pro] Frost | i never paint my nails
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | All I'm saying that if the next time you're not sober you wake up with a hairy old man in your bed, don't say we didn't warn yo
[Pro] Frost | uhm like ew
[Pro] Frost | like that would never happen
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Even typing like a girl
[Pro] Frost | bitch what
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Um, like, actually ew. Omg
[Epic] Vasin | It's starting already
[Epic] Vasin | (ຈ╭͜ʖ╮͡͠ຈ༽
[Pro] Frost | the fuck
[Pro] Frost | no bitch
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | The gay agenda is working. No amount of prayer can make the gay go away now.
[Epic] Vasin | Soon enough you're gonna be sticking your dick in your truck's exhaust
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Don't worry. I'll give you some tips.
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | DO NOT use soap as lube when you experiment with cucumbers.
[Pro] Frost | shut up
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Many young gay boys do that. DON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE
[Pro] Frost | I wouldn't use a veggie if I was anyways
[Pro] Frost | stop calling me young
[Pro] Frost | I'm 24!
[Epic] Vasin | He's already thought about it
[Pro] Frost | vasin shut up
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | 24 is when I started
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | You're right on track! uwu xD
[Pro] Frost | I want to punch you in the dick
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Sounds pretty gay
[Epic] Vasin | Sorry to say I started at 14, but 24 can be a great awakening age
[Pro] Frost | so
[Pro] Frost | like you're older than me?!
[Epic] Vasin | Mentally or physically?
[Pro] Frost | just give me a number
[Pro] Frost | dick
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Don't worry. The trauma of being in the closet ages you exponentially.
[Epic] Vasin | 7.5"
[Pro] Frost | not that
[Pro] Frost | I meant age
[Pro] Frost | not your cock size
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Who mentioned penis size?
[Pro] Frost | vasin
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Seems pretty gay of you to bring that up
[Epic] Vasin | Frost wants to know our dick sizes
[Pro] Frost | he's 7.5
[Pro] Frost | no
[Pro] Frost | I didn't say that
[Advanced] Parkinson's Handjob LFP | Trying to find our age, guessing at our cock size...
[Pro] Frost | no
[Pro] Frost | omg