peaNUT butter, not no butter immitation
i'm my own spread from the american nation,
invented by a slave, at least that's what i'm told,
yummy for all ages, young through old

youd better believe i'm tasty on my own,
but when paired with others, my real taste is shown
honey, jam, and chocolate, just to name a few
and when you put on marshmellow then we are through

you owe me one catman1900

shout out to azn for being the only one to actually rap it

i'm like 40, or at least i sound
like i'm a middle aged man, who has some kind of downs
but that's okay if you think i'm some kinda goon
i'm coming to your flank, gonna shit on you soon

i'm a real swell guy, whos hip with the lads
don't talk to me son, i'm old enough to be your dad
okay thats enough about my age, i'll dish out rockets with a side of sage
roamer at heart gonna bomb on ur med, every day i'm getting head

what about you?
sincerely spacecadet

asian, you mean, a.z.n
medic main, so i'm king of dodging spam
but i'll whoop you on soldier, you know that as well
in ultiduo and dm, i'm really kinda swell

I'm a real nice guy when i want to be
chilling with the squad, play some mge
one day i'll be a god, of something of course
and if if you mess with me, you'll feel no remorse

if murkscribe wants one sure

slice rogue, that's my name don't wear it out
i'll surf your rockets until you start to shout
i'm the god of passtime, and this is a ryhme
don't talk bout me, i really dont care
my ego is high like i'm a huge bear

slice rogue, more like sliceblow
i'm a huge meme, you really don't know
at least i don't let, it really get to me
i'm going to invite, just you wait and see

get a whale, how about about no
i'm getting kinda pale, his casts kinda blow
i cast all day, cause i don't know how to play
i'm bald and dumb, at least thats what they say

actually, i'm really kind of cool
i met griff at lan, he's a bit of a tool
i casted some finals, i took lots of pics
little do you know i got a big dick

hi i'm a real nice guy, just kidding i'm a roamer gotta fly
i'll bomb through your flank, and then i'll kill a team when i'm done

never got low d.p.m, i'm chilling inside my tricked out den
i really don't care how i play, instead i go for airshots i'll find someway
or just shoot the ground cause i can do that too, i'm a real smart guy sharp as a kazoo

don't talk to me scrub, i'm a class above
i know that i'm french we don't need to bring that up
stop giving me shit, i'm kinda aware
just call me direct king, or at least the heir

example of work:

yo names candlestick
not a giant prick
gotta candle sized dick i don't want you to lick

Play till 6am and breathe through my mouth
invite a girl over make her sleep upon the couch

cause i'm the kind of guy whos honest, true and fair,
don't want no fun, no drugs, no sexy times cause i'm a fricking square

cuz all i want to do is pray, be humble all day
listen to jesus rock and bash upons the gays

just kidding i'm none of the above, you thought i was some kinda of fucking dove
to be loved and cared for when i should be snubbed.

https://clips.twitch.tv/SpotlessLuckyGnatFUNgineer

yo post in this thread, and if i know you, i'll write a rap/song about you

Rule #1 if you get one you gotta sing/rap it and upload it

i don't care how bad it sounds you gotta do it

Am i missing something?

i guess contact support they require you "signing" a nda so check for that

magic the gathering arena holy fuck i'm tired of waiting for this, did anyone get in?

now it's harder to stick my hand through my jeans and fondle my balls through my underpants

"TF2 was always better than OW."