Hi my name is capn fapn, and i'm really kinda lean
i spend my life producing music so people love me or so it seems
i play scout, always, really good at feeding
and if i'm not, i'm really good at breeding
with people's sisters, or that's a big facade
and if i'm not, i'll put on a charade
gotta make sure that my sound cloud gets a little bit of aid

oh you ladies, i can make you swelter
when i show my photos, make you run for shelter
i spent my whole tf2 career, standing on a cap
cause i just seem to do that every single map

air, kinda a big deal, have some crazy stories, you just might want to hear
how many frags?, quite a big sum, to stop myself from rape: i'd cover myself in cum
or a knife up the rear, i think that's what he said, what a weird guy, i bet he's great in bed :)

always keen to frag, never will slack. Never below 300 (185?) there's a beam up my ass
160 hours in the past two weeks, guess i'm good to go. Really kind of loud, cause i put on a show
at least i'm good at slaying, the enemy at least, snacking on them: like i'm eating fancy feast

bear o dactyl, that dactyl of bears
do i have feathers? or a bunch of brown hairs
i'm a cool guy at least i will seem, other than that i really enjoy memes

i'm a healer yo, that's what it's about
when you can't hit me (in the head), i know you will shout
cause i'm large and in charge, of something at least
all i want to do is pug, but these puggers are geese

https://youtu.be/ivfswWiBb1s

@michael if anyone signing it's you

add me to discuss

okay i need a break, this genius is wearing me out

part of tf2, i'm a scout main, rather play cpm, this games quite a pain
names magikarp, and i'm a rad guy, i play dead games, really all the time

i might not be that great, i just want to chill.
frag frag frag, kill kill kill.

griff Mar 6, 2015 @ 11:05am @SHOWSTOPPER
yo yo uh the name is showstopper, cause yeah i kinda stop the show,
thats the way it go, got a sweet goatee
play pocket for ding dong daddy
everyone likes the way i swag i look something mighty rad run a dictatorship on my stream, you say something i'll be mean
donate & watch more coolness my name is alex dont make it a mess

hey everybody this the king
i get 552 flexing my wing
DDD, rap with me, nobody knows the trouble i've seen
playing pugs all day making my debut
you better look out i'm piping at you
everybody asks for some advice i'll tell you once, never twice

some golden age raps

griff Jul 23, 2015 @ 6:28pm @PIEHERO
i wanna be a hero, i want to be a pastry
i want to fill my inards with banana cream
id like to be a turtle, i want to be a swimmer
i want you to subscribe to my manly stream

today i am twenty two, i have two brothers, and we love one another
playing scout all day, in this silly game.

jasbutts: shit that's pretty fucking good

now you gotta rap it

Pocket main, that's really all i know
when i try to call, i really kind of blow
talk about random shit, and ask stupid stuff
all i do is tf2 till i've had enough

murkscribe, need a murkvibe
of these bitches that crawl over me by the curbside
pick them up in my 2000's sedan,
hey girls can i ask you a question,
yes murk you can...

don't know how to play, so i think i'll do art
work for tftv what exactly's my part?
sit in the corner, over at lan
watch the boys tussle, in bed that's my plan

give a few keys, commision my way
just kidding i'm a pro, i'm over those days
butt is the name don't wear it out
to this work, i am devout

hi i'm skateboard pete,
when i'm picked for pugs i'll show you my meat
pug.na or wait i meant champ
kind of a meme, but i'll make them skirts damp

picked 1st, now that's not a joke
whip out some shots, i'm not what you thought
picked in this dope ass pug i'm ready to play
born on a board, and there i will stay

thanks but i'm just the writer
collecting my royalty checks