brian is my main dude. super nice guy, never has a bad thing to say about anyone. his gamesense is sick and his DM is mid open at worst, could easily go above and beyond on any playoff-capable team. not picking this guy up is a neck

what the fuck

http://i.imgur.com/iI8r9Ko.jpg

phobia is a super nice kid with a lot of potential, wish he wasnt so self-detremential because hes got a really nice spirit and a lot to offer. i think with the right enviornment and a good team he can go super far, high bubble/playoffs pickup for sure.

legend at sniper and spy, offclassing god dude. his scout play is nuts too, good positioning and super vocal too. definite pickup for any team looking to go far.

me and sandblast had our differences while on my team but hes got his place. DM is pretty up there compared to most other open scouts, but he can struggle with not tilting sometimes/ego/etc but i think he has gotten a lot better since last season on that at least. i think he would fit just well on any low IM team looking for a scout, and will improve alot.

sup im charis/andrew, looking to play medic for a top open/ something IM team next season. Currently on slins minesweeper squad, but looks like were going our seperate ways next season.

I feel like i know a whole lot about tf2 at an above-avg competent level, im pretty good w/ the strategic side of the game. im down for demo reviews, can schedule scrims, co lead, whatever my team might need. my maincalling is meh but i could step up and do it if the team needed it. my schedule only has me going to school 3 times a week during the early daytime so im p much free anytime for gaming midday/at night. id like to say im a pretty lax low stress type of guy and i like to make people laugh and have a good time playing games when im around. im dedicated and im willing to put in the time and work.

also im #1 for ubers in all of esea this season http://i.imgur.com/BWZbZ19.jpg so you know im never droppin...

Experience
-a bunch of useless ugc sandbag experience/hl
-s21 esea-o slins minesweeper squad/my b (9-7) -- team leader/scheduler

hmu @
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dankcatnip/
https://play.esea.net/users/1044109

thanks guys.

gg vt stalemates smh...

insane fragger with gr8 positioning, super nice guy who carried his team to playoffs s21
take this man out of open to IM please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_jaCUmYe78

tho

gg thats so randal holy fuck

gg egg salad

i too would like to know about what traumatic event inspired this groups name

"check my ip i dont care thats not me"

"i checked your ip its u man"

"ur right i lied"

classic thread lmao

nvm

my b (6-2) medic https://play.esea.net/teams/122943

had some really depressing losses at first (3 rounds against NAB then they score 4 str8 rounds on viaduct lol), bunch of roster changes, un-dependable subs who still kinda haunt us. on the otherside there have been hilarious matches and scrims that have had me dying laughing, feel a real bond with teammates, and thats always nice. we picked up viper who has monster DM and is a constant good time to be around. we have our own dumb little inside jokes like every other team, and laughing and having a good time is the best way weve grown close as bros. being the oldest on the team (until viper joined) is kinda tough, personally not really into the zealous and often shit talking attitude that the younger teammates have but we manage to get along alright, like im 21 dude but apparently 3-4 years is a big difference lmao. scrims are a lot of fun, challenging and we learn so much shit scrimming teams we havent before, not much else to say there. overall i think there have been insane massive improvements since the season started, our scouts especially have really impressed all around. ive learned alot from these guys and we continue to help and learn things from each other and its a pretty valuable experience all in all. shoutout to all the teams that scrim us last minute at 11 eastern, godbless on that, and The Baddies for being cool about literally everything.

http://i.imgur.com/yQrPilK.jpg

at the drive in @ chicago
7 hour roadtrip baby