Friday was pretty fucking awkward for me.
I tried to take a girl out on a date to some cute little crepe place, which would have been awesome except for the fact that it didn't exist anymore. Then later we were walking around downtown and being the smooth man I am, I decided to try and hold her hand. I'm 6ft and she's about 5'1, so her hands were about half a foot lower than mine. Instead of just bending my knees a little and grasping at her hand, I used one hand to lift her arm so that her hand would be at the same height as mine, and then grabbed her hand with the other. I'm not sure if I explained that well, but it was very awkward physically, and probably awkward for her both physically and emotionally.
Later that night I was hanging out with some friends and a couple girls that I didn't know at Ben and jerrys. the girls that I didn't know started talking about how their friend Mayra was going to homecoming with some guy named Angel. Then all of my friends turned to me and gave me that "oh fuck this must be awkward as hell for you" look because I told them that I was going with her. The girls then apologized and said "she must have meant that you're her angel!". I ate my coffee flavored ice cream very slowly that night.
Then when I got home my parents started asking me about this girl that I thought I was taking to homecoming. I just answered all of their questions as if we were still going together so that they wouldn't freak out and ask me more questions about it. Ok I need to stop talking about this girl because I think it's a little unhealthy.