darktechno is really good. He has a really good aggressive playstyle and the dm to back it up.

he makes plays. pick him up.

This map looks really fun to play with the FaN.

You guys should all try dipping bananas in ketchup. It tastes soooo gooooood

I think that a spam section would actually improve the forums a lot because people in this community tend to be pretty protective of their reputation. It makes people wanna actually try when they post, which is good but it also takes some of the fun out of a video game forum. I think that the reason why people make such a big deal out of shitposting is because team based games are social and there always has to be the retards of the community. If you post something retarded you will get 50 -frags and your looking thread will get shit on too. In contrast, people on other forums tend to just ignore it and move on. I think a spam forum would be fun because people will just post stuff to express their tr00 feelingz, post dumb shit, and chill out :>

But I like it when people analyze and critique my 4 sentence long stories about hot girls shitting themselves!

I know that one day my story will end up in the backpacks of all english majors.

That language hurts my virgin eyes ;_;

He desrved it tho

I think I get it ;>

O boy you got me there.

Why would I want people to like my shitposting. That doesn't really make any sense.

Saber, one upping the story I wrote is like some sort of simile involving beating a baby.

Scholar, I think there are some cases where you should jump, like if you can jump over their heads to disorient them.

Le epik troll xd

I made this thread for a few reasons
1. I was bored and felt like screwing around on tf.tv
2. See if I could take the shitposting crown from saltysally (the most productive goal I have ever set for myself)
3. Point out how easily this community gets trolled.

I can't believe that you guys are actually critiquing my pretentious writing on a video game forum, especially when the story is about a hot girl shitting herself in the bathroom. Its obviously meant to be completely retarded but you guys take it so seriously lol.

While I was in the shower this morning I was examining myself only to notice that I was sensually rubbing my mother's lavender L'Oreal body-wash all over my wet body. The steam and the womb-like comfort provided by the shower made my nipples soft like a pillow but when i stepped towards the edge of the shower, the comfort left me and my nipples became harder than frozen rocks. The change in nipple texture and hardness was akin to freezing the ocean.

I think we're talking about regular ground strafing silly.

anyway, i think that the reason why some scouts seem to strafe faster than others is because the faster strafing ones have more random movement. If your brain can easily catch on to the pattern the other scout is moving in they will seem slower. Since you probably wanna emulate their movement just try and focus on staying away from patterns. the trick to being hard to hit is to play like the WASD like the worst drummer ever. Change the tempo constantly and have no rhythm.

lolol meatshot xd