bryce
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Signed Up February 21, 2014
Last Posted August 31, 2018 at 11:20 PM
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#1039 ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion
Scratchhautism

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posted about 5 years ago
#1030 ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion

Scratchh, it's Bryce. I know we've had our ups and downs, mainly downs, but I am here to help. When I went to visit my psychiatrist, I brought you up and gave him a quick gestalt on your current situation.
He said the following:

This boy is sick. He needs immediate medical attention. He WILL injure someone. He WILL drive someone to suicide.
All the signs are there. Here are 3 points he made.

1. E-Dating, or Online Dating
Online relations are not real. It is a result of your psychological deterioration as a humanistic specimen. You are wasting your time. You need to interact with people in the physical realm. This is going to be hard, because you are a NEET with no ambitions or will to live. As Twitch Chat user torte21175 said, "I think you need to get out and learn to talk to women. All that aggregated sexual frustration is holding you back from your true potential"

2. The breakdown of the individual’s recognition that other sentient beings have emotions, and that the sentient being’s actions have emotional consequences for those around it
two high IM scouts to carry you is the only reason your team has ANY win
You are rude to those around you. Those who have done nothing to you. But why? It is out of anger or frustration? Successful people turn their emotions forward -- to the future. To better themselves as beings, to better their performance, their company, their family, nation or friends. But you do none of those things. You are, in all interpretations of the word, a failure in this regard. Stop for a moment and think what you could accomplish with a little morale boost to your teammates. Instead, you choose to destroy them emotional and devour their souls. This is a team killing, family killing, friend killing exercise.

3. The idea that nothing that goes wrong is your fault
"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?
You have to recognize that you are always able to improve a situation. You should not destroy others until your play is nearly perfected. What could you have done better in any situation? Communication? Aim? Not feeded? Muted your microphone before you let lose the prepubescent rage? All of these are things I [my psychiatrist] wants you to consider.
For instance, watching your embarrassing 0-5 match vs Red - Color Theory, I was reminded of two things. First, something I read about General Patton when I was studying him and his life for my 25,000-word High School end-of-year History essay.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Second, you had the lowest DPM in the game. You haven't earned the right to speak, unless, of course, someone superior speaks to your first.

I leave you with some words from a friend called Lonemoon:
Come second? Naw naw
Learn a lesson? Yeah yeah
Enjoy the present? Yeah yeah
Feel depressive? Naw naw

This will be this communities last attempt to salvage you as a human being. Good luck, Scratchh.

Bryce

posted about 5 years ago
#1029 ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion

the eternal open player strikes again

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posted about 5 years ago
#1017 ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion
ludditeHello,
I am the PR Director for OMNI5 eSports©. That image you posted resonates not only with me, but also with the values we uphold in our organization. That being said, that image you posted now belongs to OMNI5 eSports©, and there is nothing you can do about it.

Thank you,
OMNI5 eSports©
http://omni5.gg/

Sorry Sir, I Did not mean to offend. Hopefully this will smooth Relations.

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posted about 5 years ago
#1011 ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion
frenzy_dog

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posted about 5 years ago
#401 2018 World Cup in World Events

ive never cringed more in my life than those two russia PKs. the first was absolutely retarded trying to be smart and the second was a throw.
actual throwing. i hope they get destroyed by management in the locker room for those retarded meme kicks.

posted about 5 years ago
#1004 ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion
smesipost below is gay

change it back

posted about 5 years ago
#1001 ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion

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posted about 5 years ago
#998 ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion

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posted about 5 years ago
#990 ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion
bryceNicholasim gonna be the 1000th post.

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posted about 5 years ago
#988 ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion

Open Thread Mega Giga autism within 1,000 posts? This isn't even Real drama.

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cringe greentexting on tftv too...Have some respect

posted about 5 years ago
#6469 stream highlights in Videos

https://clips.twitch.tv/ProudVastPanCharlietheUnicorn
my chest hurt this morning after last nights mason stream

posted about 5 years ago
#817 ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion
olbapMy boys Jagermeister out here showing everyone how it is done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtPkkPFNmys

after listening to jagermeister comms for 5 minutes i need a drink

posted about 5 years ago
#804 ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion

ya hate to see it

posted about 5 years ago
#791 ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion in TF2 General Discussion
MikeMatsniper

what is your solution to fixing the class?

posted about 5 years ago
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