riotbzrumour has it his great great great great uncle was so large he could ride a real horse
Gandalf: Well, he could! At the Battle of Gullywash, he charged the Froyo ranks. He swung his RL so hard, it knocked the b4nny King's head clean off and it sailed a hundred yards through the air and went to respawn. And thus the battle was won, and the game of TF2 invented at the same time.