Selc
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SteamID64 76561198069410083
SteamID3 [U:1:109144355]
SteamID32 STEAM_0:1:54572177
Country Zimbabwe
Signed Up August 30, 2013
Last Posted December 21, 2015 at 1:54 AM
Posts 96 (0 per day)
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Hardware Peripherals
Mouse Razer Naga Hex
Keyboard Razer Blackwidow Ultimate
Mousepad Razer Golaithus
Headphones Razer Kraken Pro
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#95 Supreme Court extends same-sex marriage nationwide in Off Topic

If you want a good laugh, read Scalia's dissenting opinions

posted about 8 years ago
#60 TF2Center Advanced Lobbies Beta Launch in Events

cookiejake for TF2C admin!

posted about 8 years ago
#18 yulin dog eating festival in Off Topic

Your dog is ugly as fuck.

And don't forget that the US isnt free of animal cruelty: cows having their tails cut off, chickens being raise in extremely tight spaces while being surrounded by other chickens and feces, etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnlpNGetfdM

posted about 8 years ago
#33 pizza hut causing rainforest destruction in Off Topic

I found a clump of hair in my pizza at pizza hut when i was 6.

I haven't been back since.

posted about 8 years ago
#154 ESEA-IM S19 Preseason Power Rankings in News

whatever team has demoted on scout is number 1

posted about 8 years ago
#78 who do you main in smash? in Other Games

yoshi!

EEEEEEEEEE

posted about 8 years ago
#15 Scripts? in Off Topic
Karlrunescape is so dead now, the economy is over 10 times worse than the great depression and eoc fucked the game.

Yeah it's hard to get any gold when cookiejake fucking runs that game...

posted about 8 years ago
#49 Appreciation thread in TF2 General Discussion

Oh, Cookiejake! The man who calls himself Jack Icy Elk! Hear my roar! The days seem so recent when we pillaged the village in the vast plains of the Shoshone and Polish land, mastering the technique we learned from native people who referred to it as "the quickie". Your admirable skill of quickie execution used to be well known across the land. But now, you have abandoned your people, your tribe, your way of life! No longer do you find solace in the quickie, nor do you fight for the good of man! You have left your people to assimilate into the Zulu peoples! How dare thee! I recommend fear, for as I write this letter, the Shoshone people have abandoned your once coveted technique and are developing a new one; the snowball strat! You and your Zulu people will succumb to the cold chill of the snowball as it rolls and demolished your villages, pillaging them one by one, by one...

posted about 8 years ago
#6 6.84 in Off Topic

eat shit sniper

posted about 8 years ago
#16 How small is too small? in The Dumpster

anything that fits into ex's mouth is too small

posted about 8 years ago
#184 The person who posted above you... in Off Topic

the son of santa

posted about 8 years ago
#14 IM+ Demo for ML-BLUE in Recruitment (looking for players)

ty toasty

posted about 9 years ago
#93 Post the hardest you've been fucked in TF2 in TF2 General Discussion

I was in a tf2center lobby and someone used the swoosh bind on me. I lost it.

posted about 9 years ago
#12 What's your favorite meme? in The Dumpster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWqiezeESxo

posted about 9 years ago
#11 when were you in The Dumpster
marqueestruggling to find last minute players (esp. demo)

260?

posted about 9 years ago
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