Pulled a teachers hair once in highschool cus i thought she was wearing a wig... boy was i wrong
Broke in some new apartments with a friend only to find a security guy waiting for us on the way out (we just ran away)
1 night out, got pissdrunk & high as a kite, got lapdance from random girl, vandalized some stuff, almost got arrested for lighting up fireworks next to police, took a random (locked) bike and placed it in my friends backyard, which he sold to his uncle 1 week later for a crate of beer (not sure if translated corrected but this is what i mean http://goo.gl/h34Ek )