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yall point the finger at inky and krphy saying that na shitposting is worse, then you do this

disgraceful smh

one of my most favorite hobbies is collecting pug groups, playing them once, experiencing the worst 30 minutes tf2 has to offer, then muting pug announcements

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current pats defense is far from the 07 dumpster fire

especially the secondary, stephon gilmore and the mccourty twins are years better than the likes of asante samuel

i really dont wanna get overly optimistic but this could get scary

FUCKING LOL

good thing i havent finished my afc preview yet

lol @dot

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head hurt...

rest in peace catalyst, stranded Castaway swept away to sea by storm, never to be seen again

NFC West

Los Angeles Rams
Projected Record: 10-6
It’s amazing what three points can do to a team’s short and long-term outlook on player management. After the dust settled on Super Bowl LIII, it was announced that Ndamukong Suh, one half of the interior defensive line that kept Russel Wilson running for his life every snap, would be flipped for chump change to Tampa Bay. C.J. Anderson, the journeyman running back holding down the ground game through Todd Gurley’s knee injury, left for the rustier pastures of Detroit. Jared Goff, who had once led a near unstoppable air raid offense, had his greatest weaknesses exposed twice by experienced, defense-based teams with blitz packages and zone coverage. Their linebacker core, which had spent 60 minutes of the super bowl getting eaten alive, was recently bolstered by the aging 33 year old (same age as Aqib Talib, mind you) Green Bay castaway Clay Matthews, whose aggressive style of tackling was “frowned upon” by referees all throughout last season. Each roster transition from this offseason points toward a gradual but steady decline from the once Greatest Show on Turf. The secondary gets older and slower, failing to keep up with the more nimble slot receivers of the modern NFL. The front seven, while still a powerful anchor to an otherwise above average defense, loses its violent, aggressive touch. Teams around the league learn how to shut down the otherwise one-note passing game. What’s left is Todd Gurley, whose lingering injury problems are the squeaky, wobbly wheel carrying Sean McVay’s Los Angeles shopping cart. I don’t see this team developing back into the same world-beaters they were in the year prior, but they’re still a Great Show on Turf. After all, how could you not win when the NFC West provides you with all the free wins you could want?

San Francisco 49ers
Projected Record: 8-8
The Niners are one of the few teams this season that are in control of their own destiny. They were the benefactors of a lot of teams shedding cap space over the offseason, staking claim to Kwon Alexander, Nick Bosa, and Dee Ford (ignoring how far he could stick his plant hand across the line of scrimmage). Prior talents such as Richard Sherman, DeForest Buckner, George Kittle, and the previously injured Jimmy Garoppolo also make their return in full. Pending any sort of severe injury to a key position (again), this team has the talent and momentum necessary to accomplish something better than 4-12. I list this team as 8-8 because anything could happen beyond a painful ACL tear to Garoppolo in week 3. Also, I refuse to hear any discussion of Jimmy G. throwing picks in his preseason appearances, as such slander is blasphemous heresy punishable by death.

Seattle Seahawks
Projected Record: 6-10
The current iteration of the Hawks is living proof that teams need to constantly improve their depth if they want to maintain a record, let alone improve to become Super Bowl contenders. This team will decline not due to its own shortcomings and faults, but rather low urgency to sign free agents or develop young talent at key positions. Your main takeaways from this offseason were DK Metcalf, Jadeveon Clowney and L.J. Collier. Collier was drafted in the first round to provide an already stacked defense with a transcendent talent at defensive end, only to trade additional future draft capital to pick up - you guessed it - another transcendent talent at defensive end. You eventually spent a late draft pick to scoop up the physically gifted but otherwise overlooked Metcalf at wide receiver, hoping that his combine stats weren’t just a flash in the pan. These big, flashy moves were the first your scouts decided to make, despite Seattle’s offensive line being one of the worst in the league in terms of pass blocking. The $35 million per year that this organization is paying Russel Wilson to get rolled under center is worthless if he gets hurt and doesn’t play another down. In fact, in the event that Wilson does get injured, your backup quarterback is… Geno Smith. This is why you will be going 6-10 and no better.

Arizona Cardinals
Projected Record: 3-12
This team is honestly an anomaly, inside and out. There are certainly signs of a rebuild happening, but none of the pieces feel like they ever come together. Starting over with new head coach Steve Wilks last year, the Cards spent the 10th overall pick on Josh Rosen, a talented quarterback with the potential to grow into a franchise-leading role. After a 3-12 gongshow in which everything about the team was run poorly, Wilks gets fired after a single season and Rosen gets flipped to the Dolphins for some draft picks. With the first overall pick in the next draft, the Cardinals pick… another quarterback. For as skilled as Kyler Murray is, how long do you suppose Arizona holds on to him, only to trade him for a first round pick and draft yet another quarterback? What’s truly absurd is that the rest of this team is stacked with talent as well. Chandler Jones, Terrell Suggs, Jordan Hicks, Michael Crabtree, the unaging Larry Fitzgerald and plenty of new rookies line both sides of the ball for this organization, yet they still can’t turn talent and potential into wins. Add in two parts “Larry Fitzgerald might be leaving at the end of the season” and one part “Patrick Peterson is suspended for the first six games” and you’ve got a deadly cocktail that nobody’s going to want. Maybe one of these years they’ll use their draft picks on position coaches.

NFC East

Washington Redskins
Projected Record: 10-6
I am putting this team at the top of its division only because it is customary for the title of “the ‘good’ team” in the NFC East to change hands every single year. Dwane Haskins, as a rollout-oriented, big-bodied pocket passer, has a lot of talent and can develop if he’s properly handled by the administration and cast of characters around him. Lucky for Haskins, he’s got a bunch of other fresh rookies to target in the passing game, the undying Adrian Peterson in the backfield, and… Vernon Davis? He’s still in the league? Anyway, if the Skins can stay healthy this season, they’re a lock for winning their tire fire of a division, but that’s a big if. From Joe Theismann to RG3 to Alex Smith, this team’s notorious for getting its players killed by any means necessary. Starting Ereck Flowers at guard is not the way to keep your quarterback safe. Rest in peace, Dwane Haskins, we hardly knew ye.

Philadelphia Eagles
Projected Record: 9-7
I honestly thought Alshon Jeffery missing the easiest target of his life was going to be the “jumping the shark” point for future Eagles Super Bowl Runs. The laundry list of unsigned free agents, if let go, would have gutted the team’s talent pool and morphed it into an unrecognizable mess. By some front office miracle, however, a few of the team’s marquis talents were retained. Alshon and Darren Sproles were kept around for another season, but big names like Jay Ajayi, Golden Tate, Haloti Ngata, Brandon Graham and Jordan Hicks were left to explore the market. Headlining these free agent departures was Nick “Big Dick Nick” Foles, the rock that the team had relied on for its first and only Super Bowl victory (You’re welcome). Carson Wentz is an incredibly talented quarterback at the start of the season, but he can’t stay healthy for deep playoff runs later on. Filling the playoff warrior void that Foles left behind are Josh McCown and Nate Sudfeld, both a far cry from the abilities of the Great Well-Endowed One. Sprinkle in a little bit of half-hero and half-cancer DeSean Jackson, and you’ve got the formula for a team bound to collapse sooner rather than later.

Dallas Cowboys
Projected Record: 7-9
There is no such thing as a Super Bowl window for this team. Their eligibility ended with the Aikman era, and since then, Jerry Jones has been trying, and failing, to rekindle the same flame that led “America’s Team” to beat Jim Kelly’s hurry-up Bills twice in subsequent super bowls. Dak Prescott’s been a passable quarterback and Zeke was genetically engineered to outrun safeties to the point of attack, but these haven’t been enough to get this team over the hump in recent years. Even with an unsung shutdown defense and the new shrine built to Vander Esch’s neckroll, they often find themselves on the outside looking in later in January. They even got Jason Witten back… or at least what’s left of him after 37 years of age and a year in a cushy Monday Night Football position. However this season, there’s a new wrench (or two) thrown into Dallas’ plans: Zeke is holding out. Dak wants $30 million, or $40 million, or for Jerry Jones to appreciate him as his adoptive father. On well-built and structured teams, the loss of a few talents shouldn’t be enough to tank the entire team, but Dallas is built on raw talent and runs on raw talent. Without his rook, Jason Garrett has to rely on pawns to save his job. No matter how much clapping you do, collecting free wins against the Giants is not enough to save your season.

New York Giants
Projected Record: 1-15
The year is 2025. The Giants are playing in front of a home crowd at MetLife Stadium. Starting quarterback Daniel Jones hands the ball off to Saquon Barkley, but is hit as he exchanges the ball and gets buried into the turf. Barkley, dazed and battered from years of overwork, trots forward in resignation as a sprinting edge rusher takes him out at the earhole. The play results in a loss of 3 yards. Jones and Barkley are hoisted up by their teammates, concussed and sore, only to line up for the next play - the same play, a give to Barkley up the middle - expecting nothing but the same results and the same pain. Giants faithful erupt into thunderous cheering and applause, as this is the most their beloved team has accomplished in five years.
In a retirement home 15 miles from the stadium, Eli Manning sits in a wicker chair trembling and staring glass-eyed at the Manila wallpaper. At only 43 years old, the repeated physical and mental trauma from Ereck Flowers letting him get run over in the pocket left him rattled, with severe CTE advancing his Dementia-like condition. He doesn’t remember his own name, but he recounts old war stories - tales of shelling waves of Boston rebels, cutting them down as they approached, and winning battles far greater than himself - to anyone so kind as to lend an ear.. but nobody offers to listen. The nursing home staff merely provide him with meals and tend to his needs, but scamper away to the lobby to watch more of the Giants game on the television. Eli knows he should feel sad, but does not remember why. Those memories evade him, lost within the war.