I smoked the pot once. I went absolutely batshit crazy! I couldn't believe it! I found myself driving 2 miles over the speed limit completely safe in my lane to the nearest McDonalds... After ordering my Big Mac, large fries and large Chocolate shake. I safely returned home. I watched some Southpark, ate some amazing munchies, laughed my ass off and slept like a baby.... I woke up the next morning covered in blood and realized my McDs run had been a bad dream. I actually was driving 100 miles an hour. Jumped a curb and killed two homeless people. I proceeded to toss them in my trunk. Brought them home. Chopped them up and ate em... Damn I really went crazy! I'll never smoke the pot again! It's the devils lettuce!
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I smoked the pot once. I went absolutely batshit crazy! I couldn't believe it! I found myself driving 2 miles over the speed limit completely safe in my lane to the nearest McDonalds... After ordering my Big Mac, large fries and large Chocolate shake. I safely returned home. I watched some Southpark, ate some amazing munchies, laughed my ass off and slept like a baby.... I woke up the next morning covered in blood and realized my McDs run had been a bad dream. I actually was driving 100 miles an hour. Jumped a curb and killed two homeless people. I proceeded to toss them in my trunk. Brought them home. Chopped them up and ate em... Damn I really went crazy! I'll never smoke the pot again! It's the devils lettuce!
My parents used to smoke when I was a child. Cigarettes, cigars, you name it. As a result, I was perpetually inhaling the secondhand smoke. It was disgusting. Many of the illnesses I’ve developed since were centered in the lungs, so I wonder..
Seriously, I envy those who grew up in a household riddled with nourishing foods/customs. Those who suffered the same fate as me, yearning for something nutritious so you don’t repeatedly feel/become ill. I give you my sympathy. It’s a recurring problem in modern-day society, children are introduced to bad habits through their parents. Luckily, I haven’t developed an addiction.
My parents used to smoke when I was a child. Cigarettes, cigars, you name it. As a result, I was perpetually inhaling the secondhand smoke. It was disgusting. Many of the illnesses I’ve developed since were centered in the lungs, so I wonder..
Seriously, I envy those who grew up in a household riddled with nourishing foods/customs. Those who suffered the same fate as me, yearning for something nutritious so you don’t repeatedly feel/become ill. I give you my sympathy. It’s a recurring problem in modern-day society, children are introduced to bad habits through their parents. Luckily, I haven’t developed an addiction.
Seriously, I envy those who grew up in a household riddled with nourishing foods/customs. Those who suffered the same fate as me, yearning for something nutritious so you don’t repeatedly feel/become ill. I give you my sympathy. It’s a recurring problem in modern-day society, children are introduced to bad habits through their parents. Luckily, I haven’t developed an addiction.
ScrewballThis one time i smoked a cigarette but then i got cancer and died. True story.
dummphI smoked the pot once. I went absolutely batshit crazy! I couldn't believe it! I found myself driving 2 miles over the speed limit completely safe in my lane to the nearest McDonalds... After ordering my Big Mac, large fries and large Chocolate shake. I safely returned home. I watched some Southpark, ate some amazing munchies, laughed my ass off and slept like a baby.... I woke up the next morning covered in blood and realized my McDs run had been a bad dream. I actually was driving 100 miles an hour. Jumped a curb and killed two homeless people. I proceeded to toss them in my trunk. Brought them home. Chopped them up and ate em... Damn I really went crazy! I'll never smoke the pot again! It's the devils lettuce!
[quote=Screwball]This one time i smoked a cigarette but then i got cancer and died. True story.[/quote]
[quote=dummph]I smoked the pot once. I went absolutely batshit crazy! I couldn't believe it! I found myself driving 2 miles over the speed limit completely safe in my lane to the nearest McDonalds... After ordering my Big Mac, large fries and large Chocolate shake. I safely returned home. I watched some Southpark, ate some amazing munchies, laughed my ass off and slept like a baby.... I woke up the next morning covered in blood and realized my McDs run had been a bad dream. I actually was driving 100 miles an hour. Jumped a curb and killed two homeless people. I proceeded to toss them in my trunk. Brought them home. Chopped them up and ate em... Damn I really went crazy! I'll never smoke the pot again! It's the devils lettuce![/quote]
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[quote=dummph]I smoked the pot once. I went absolutely batshit crazy! I couldn't believe it! I found myself driving 2 miles over the speed limit completely safe in my lane to the nearest McDonalds... After ordering my Big Mac, large fries and large Chocolate shake. I safely returned home. I watched some Southpark, ate some amazing munchies, laughed my ass off and slept like a baby.... I woke up the next morning covered in blood and realized my McDs run had been a bad dream. I actually was driving 100 miles an hour. Jumped a curb and killed two homeless people. I proceeded to toss them in my trunk. Brought them home. Chopped them up and ate em... Damn I really went crazy! I'll never smoke the pot again! It's the devils lettuce![/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/LaXhXf1.jpg[/img]
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