[b][/b] This is woman's history month so decided to take some time for this piece of writing [b][/b]

[b][/b]*IT'S A SATIRE[b][/b]

Remaking Herstory*
These past 5 months or so I have been lurking; I have been watching everything unfold without speaking out for anybody, but after witnessing recent incidents I’ve come to realize that we are at a hinge moment. It is time for us women to wake up and not let our ravenousness for political empowerment overcast the bright and blue skies that await the better tomorrow. This is a period when we all have the chance to truly shine. If I consider all the past events and foreseeable future I can see nothing but detriment coming out of humanity as it stands. I’m not writing this as an advocate of feminism, as a matter of fact I believe that feminism is complete baloney, nor am I writing this with any means of indoctrination. However what I’m here for is to emphasize the main cause for today’s world challenges and what we can do as women before we inflict further irreversible damage. That’s why I want to make this as succinct and as straight-forward as it can possibly be.

It is arguably evident that women these days have a lot more influence over governmental affairs than what we used to have a few decades ago. We have undergone a big transition; we were brave enough to step out of our designated domestic roles to become fully emancipated individuals being able to stand shoulder to shoulder with men. Nowadays we have so much influence over society that, I don’t even want to go into details because the disparity in political power makes it apparent that we live in a world governed by the female gender. And we need to be mindful that this transition holds accountable for the human retrogression that we are currently facing as a race. With woman making up to forty nine percent of the world population and having a smaller mortality rate than men we have to put an end to this atrocity.

When I think of heroes the first individual that comes to mind is Booker T. Washington. His way of dealing with the racial animosity of his time is one that I have to truly admire. He was smart enough to realize that the best way to deal with the tension between whites and blacks was for the black people to know their place in society. Instead of acting radically he decided to come up with a compromise, a compromise that would make the majority happy. The reason why I’m bringing up such visionary is because I want us to grasp the moral of Washington’s proposal and I apply it to our status quo. In order to contribute to the world’s better future we have to know our place in society. The reason for climate change and economic instability is because woman have too much power. And the solution is very simple, it has to start with us, we have to give up our power and let men do their job as we comply with our “designated role.” You know, I find it somewhat ludicrous and disgraceful the fact that we were created out of a man’s rib and yet we keep trying to oust men out of their throne when the Lord explicitly made them so they could take the lead. Woman empowerment is highly reprehensible and we need to put a stop.

Often people try to tell me that the reason as to why the world is a better place is because it is in our hand, and that if it wasn’t because of women the world would go to waste. But this languishing claim comes from ignorant people who don’t even know about people like Dorothy Height or are too afraid to accept that a man like Donald Trump has the potential to solve many of the world challenges. Can you imagine a world governed by the male gender? Famine, global warming, economic instability wouldn’t be of any concerns.

Events like the past presidential election are quite soothing to me. This is soothing to me because people are starting to realize that the world is in better hands if it’s governed by men. I say enough with female dominance, we’ve been in controlled for far too long in this world and have brought nothing but chaos to humanity. So let us departure for the betterment of this world and I guarantee you there will be no world challenges.