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how do i convince
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trust is important in a relationship

trust is important in a relationship
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kill her friends

kill her friends
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whatever you're smokin i want some

whatever you're smokin i want some
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let her be pal, she mustn't hang out exclusively with you just because you are together

let her be pal, she mustn't hang out exclusively with you just because you are together
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do you have a basement

do you have a basement
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wrulet her be pal, she mustn't hang out exclusively with you just because you are together

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[quote=wru]let her be pal, she mustn't hang out exclusively with you just because you are together[/quote]
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I think having friends is important

I think having friends is important
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Maybe your girlfriend doesn't identify as a female. They might identify as a male , so they wouldn't be considered a lesbian. That would however , make you a homosexual. Under the assumption you identify as a male. That should be priority number one. After finding out what gender if any, your current girlfriend assumes, attempt to barter with their parents into a transfer of custody. In my experience strong, young, and fertile horses, cattle, and sheep work well. If you are not in possession of livestock, perhaps the family will allow for the trade of odd jobs or services. Shiny objects such as gems or gold also work. But do so at your own risk. Good Luck!

Maybe your girlfriend doesn't identify as a female. They might identify as a male , so they wouldn't be considered a lesbian. That would however , make you a homosexual. Under the assumption you identify as a male. That should be priority number one. After finding out what gender if any, your current girlfriend assumes, attempt to barter with their parents into a transfer of custody. In my experience strong, young, and fertile horses, cattle, and sheep work well. If you are not in possession of livestock, perhaps the family will allow for the trade of odd jobs or services. Shiny objects such as gems or gold also work. But do so at your own risk. Good Luck!
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Make all her friends your girlfriends too

Everyone wins

Make all her friends your girlfriends too

Everyone wins
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Hit her until she stops leaving the house

Hit her until she stops leaving the house
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THEBILLDOZERHit her until she stops leaving the house

bill this didn't work for you idk why you're recommending it to other people

[quote=THEBILLDOZER]Hit her until she stops leaving the house[/quote]
bill this didn't work for you idk why you're recommending it to other people
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GoaskAlicewrulet her be pal, she mustn't hang out exclusively with you just because you are together
then whats the point? might as well have sex with other people

i hope you're joking

[quote=GoaskAlice][quote=wru]let her be pal, she mustn't hang out exclusively with you just because you are together[/quote]

then whats the point? might as well have sex with other people[/quote]
i hope you're joking
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date guys

date guys
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I don't let my girlfriend see her family anymore because I think she was fucking her mom

I don't let my girlfriend see her family anymore because I think she was fucking her mom
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pyxelizeTHEBILLDOZERHit her until she stops leaving the housebill this didn't work for you idk why you're recommending it to other people

Jokes on you I have NEVER been with a girl

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oh god I'm so alone
[quote=pyxelize][quote=THEBILLDOZER]Hit her until she stops leaving the house[/quote]
bill this didn't work for you idk why you're recommending it to other people[/quote]
Jokes on you I have NEVER been with a girl
[spoiler]oh god I'm so alone[/spoiler]
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THEBILLDOZERpyxelizeTHEBILLDOZERHit her until she stops leaving the housebill this didn't work for you idk why you're recommending it to other peopleJokes on you I have NEVER been with a girl
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oh god I'm so alone

join da club

[quote=THEBILLDOZER][quote=pyxelize][quote=THEBILLDOZER]Hit her until she stops leaving the house[/quote]
bill this didn't work for you idk why you're recommending it to other people[/quote]
Jokes on you I have NEVER been with a girl
[spoiler]oh god I'm so alone[/spoiler][/quote]

join da club
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ITT: OP thinks he will get cucked by a girl

classic

ITT: OP thinks he will get cucked by a girl

classic
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wolsneBy replying to these threads you're just encouraging the OP to continue shit posting, ignore trolls and play vidya

Please take this thread seriously

[quote=wolsne]By replying to these threads you're just encouraging the OP to continue shit posting, ignore trolls and play vidya[/quote]
Please take this thread seriously
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