yak404
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Signed Up May 7, 2013
Last Posted September 21, 2020 at 1:54 PM
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#20 Favourite Porn category? in The Dumpster

One of the earliest pornos I remember had this plot. It was super weird and freaked me out, which is why I remember it. It was a very old brazilian porno, which was basically just an actual movie (more than 2h long, only one or two sex scenes, even though they were hardcore scenes showing everything with a couple of boobs here and there).

There was this one guys who had a girlfriend and two of his friends in his house and all of them were horny. The girlfriend came and the couple moved it up to the bedroom, where the two friends were hiding in the closet. The guy with the girlfriend convinced her to put a blindfold on, saying it was fun and kinky. Then, the two friends quietly came out and the 3 of them started taking turns, sometimes playing with her boobs while someone else fucked her and that kind of stuff. Eventually, they started having more fun with it and at one point one guy stuck his dick in her mouth while she was getting fucked. That's when she freaked out and took her blindfold off and saw the three friends. But this was like a real movie, not a porn, so she obivously flipped her shit, I don't really remember exactly what, but I think she started screaming or maybe slapping them and one of the guys panicked and just smashed her head with a lamp or something. She just instantly died and the guys didn't know what to do. After a lot of panic and confusion, they ended up putting her body in the trunk of the boyfriend's car and driving off to get rid of it. I don't think I ever finished the movie, I was pretty young and was just looking for some porn at the time and was met with that shit that almost ruined my mood that night.

posted 1 day ago
#24 Toxic 14 Y/O Team Leader in Q/A Help

hey op there's plenty more fish in the sea! good luck!

posted 1 week ago
#150 why dafuqwizat didn't cheat: in TF2 General Discussion

Also sprite aren't u obese why u making fun of ppls appearance

posted 2 weeks ago
#149 why dafuqwizat didn't cheat: in TF2 General Discussion
funhaver1998Yak you look better with this haircut it just looks like youre on of those cold, distant introvert types which doesn't suit your previous style. Like I will catch you in some sorta independent cafe and youre reading a book whilst wearing round framed glasses, That's all. Forget what Sprite is on about there because its ok to change styles.

Thanks for the words of encouragement bro but my hair got shaved for an initiation in January and was back by late March, back to the old style now, definitely feels much more me

posted 2 weeks ago
#137 why dafuqwizat didn't cheat: in TF2 General Discussion

Yo sprite how did it feel when wizat sucked ur nob

posted 2 weeks ago
#19 please pass it down :) in Off Topic
HerpTimHello? There's a burger shitpost on the front page...

its a burrito not a burger

posted 3 weeks ago
#57 Dutch thread in Off Topic
sacaub annexeer ons ik wil onze politiekers niet meer (belg)

Belgie? Bedoel je zuid nederland?

posted 1 month ago
#31 Dutch thread in Off Topic
decaNeuken in de keuken

Met je moeder, toch?

posted 1 month ago
#241 Formula 1 Megathread in Off Topic

Racing point picking up the wrong German for next year?

posted 1 month ago
#31 Who would you clone 5 times to make a team? in TF2 General Discussion

Doughy

And make the comms public

posted 1 month ago
#54 Shaggy | rgl.gg has been banned for being a pedo. in TF2 General Discussion

Nonces should get the noose

posted 1 month ago
#31 guilty pleasures ♫ in Music, Movies, TV

carly rae jepsen
taylor swift

posted 2 months ago
#84 pegging in Off Topic
knsumesourcewhat is lange's beef againt Jeff(rey) Bezos?at first glance one may seem to think that the jeffrey in question is bezos, what with the mentions of amazon, but if you read deeper, its clear that its actually jeffrey epstein

Wrong again my friend, it is quite easy to think that based on current events but when you dig deeper you'll see it all leads back to Jeffrey eXtine

posted 2 months ago
#5 Campina yoghurt/kwark/vla tier list in Off Topic

Campina in de bonus dit week!!

posted 3 months ago
#56 Calling out div 1 etf2l teams in TF2 General Discussion
SpriteLmao @ everyone trying to defend themselves,

You're scared of losing and can't handle that experience, it's really that simple.

I can, I'm ready and excited for the next season of prem and what it brings, I'm confident in my team to be able to adjust and adapt to be capable of prem because the excitement of a challenge is what makes the game fun for me.

torrit isnt ur worst player how do u think ur gonna adapt

posted 3 months ago
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