hey speaking of stultus, how's the guys love life going? I loved those threads

Cole and I have marriage counseling in the morning, and then we're going to Bermuda.

"It's coming... are you ready?" thats what he said

been talking to this girl for a week now and i was going to ask her out and it turns out she has a boyfriend.

cue spiral of depression.

i think i'm gonna get a friend to get me into a nightclub or something
she says she knows a promoter and she's female so

she is also incredibly way out of my league

work and get paid overtime

i hope she nose how much you care about her

same thing i do every year, masturbate for hours

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9572729/dealwithit.gif

gif probably isn't relevant I just wanted to post it

I'm sorry man.

Look on the bright side: if you were a wizard, "spiral of depression" would be a cool as shit spell to cast.

Oh god here we go

If anyone knows what Sadie Hawkins Dance is, I was asked by this girl right.
I was asked on Wednesday.
She was going to ask me on Monday, but I said I just fell in love with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, which I have come to the conclusion it was a mirage because I haven't seen her since.

excellent gif blueberry

...Any ideas of what to do? I have a girlfriend, that's not the problem. I just don't have any ideas.

get her flowers and take her to a nice dinner and pretend to listen to everything she says

My girlfriend set up a double-date with us and her friends, whom I have never met before.
Needless to say, I'm not incredibly enthusiastic.

She doesn't like restaurants very much. I guess the flowers are still an option, though.

Edit, I mean really Stultus, where are you? #2 was right, haven't seen a post in a while.

Is there like a ritual to summon you or something? Does it have to be performed by the invite illuminati?

if she doesn't like resturaunts then just hang out at home. when i hang out at home with a girl i usually follow these three easy steps: 1. get take out 2. get high 3. have sex - always a good time

do her in the butt

http://i.imgur.com/UYDHGDp.jpg

play tf2 with her

im going to tell a girl i make a sweet pizza and then do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXpAw_PoZRg

boy i hope this works

that feel when no gf

Hey, more time for TF2 yo...

LOVE IS FOR BABIES AND WIMPS WHO CAN'T HANDLE HARDCORE VIDEO GAMES! TF2 IS ALL THE PUSSY I NEED!

*sob* why am I so lonely?

I return to serve

My girl and I are gonna eat taco bell and pizza while playing video games.
I plan on popping the question, because she had no problems with that.

this song sums it up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trEXs2c3x30

Remember in elementary, you handed out candy and "secret admirer" cards to everyone.

I do... ;_;