He was really good and underrated on roamer and was one of the least prone to getting mad unless a map ate his rocket without doing any splash damage in which case he would verbally assault the map maker in question. He's a smart player so I'm sure he can get his pocket to the same level as his roamer eventually but he's probably better off joining a team on roamer and becoming even better! He has a cool avatar too so if you do tryouts based on profile pictures you should pick him up instantly. Not as good as me at rocket jumping though so I guess that's a negative. Gl ben, you deserve a team with a medic that can do an 180 in a single mouse swipe and a pocket that has a monitor or at least a keyboard.

benroads: please +frag me

also can i have the roster so it doesnt die next time? thanks

3:23 PM - Benroads: imagine all the tf2 gay weeb scout mains in a room
3:23 PM - gr8stalin's mustache!: no thank you

Strongest map breaker and maker.

Was an awesome guy to play with and one of the best teammates and friends I've ever had. Really sorry things didn't work out with the team. He does not rage and plays well with his scouts. Pick him up if you want an awesome person on your team that knows how to play TF2 well but is still open to criticisms without rage.

he can shoot the ground pretty well
would be a good pickup for a mid-IM team

Don't bother trying to pick him up if you're a weaboo. He'll probably join your team, kill it, and happily bump this thread.

i like benroads

ben roads is good at quake

[23:47:09] <nifwl> Benroads, is like a missionary
[23:47:16] <nifwl> going to africa of gaming
[23:47:23] <nifwl> trying to save us
[23:47:27] <nifwl> getting ebola

[19:01:23] <myT> Ben, I'll be... on the roads
[19:01:30] <myT> okay, that was bad
[19:01:32] <Benroads> how long have you been waiting on that one
[19:01:46] <myT> you can't even begin to imagine
[19:01:55] <myT> I feel like a free cow now
[19:02:04] <myT> I let it out

[20:48:38] <nzm> what if brad pitt seduced u
[20:49:40] <Kwong-Lo`> what if brad pitt said you could fuck angelina jolie, if he sat on the bed beside you guys jerking off
[20:49:59] <venim> i'd do it...
[20:50:33] <Kwong-Lo`> what if he massaged your ass while he was jerking off?
[20:50:45] <Benroads> would be a half ass massage
[20:51:00] <Kwong-Lo`> i see what you did there
[20:51:02] <Kwong-Lo`> clever dog

#uscpmpickup boys

To whom it may concern,

It is my great pleasure to have worked alongside Benjamin "Weeaboo Slayer" Roads for the better part of the last year of his TF2 career. As his medic and team captain, I got to see Mr. Roads improve upon his soldier game at varying levels of play. His intelligence, team spirit, undyingly positive attitude and utter disdain for European mappers impressed me throughout our time together.

If Mr. Roads were to have a fault, it would be his single-minded obsession with absolutely destroying all Weeaboos, furries, fuck bois and bronies on enemy teams. Ordinarily this would distract him from his normal duties as soldier, but seeing how those classifications fit neatly around roughly 90% of the TF2 community in some way, I trust that this will not be an issue in his play. Instead, see it as a positive note: he will be absolutely determined to wreck noobs.

Mr. Roads is a vibrant, cheerful young man who makes a great asset to any team. He is as good a roamer as he is a friend, and would love to sit in mumble at all hours of the night discussing the intricacies of absurdly well endowed breasts. It is with no small degree of confidence that I wholeheartedly recommend Mr. Roads for any team looking to be successful in the highly competitive mid to upper IM tier of play.

Regards
Dr. Shdwpuppet

he's not joking they stayed up till 3:30 am for that

You were also apart of those talks so don't try to hide from it now Uni.

good and always looking to get better.

He might not be a hard carry, but he won't anchor and he sure as hell won't be the reason your team dies. Solid pickup

bumping this as matches are over and I should now be able to play pretty much any of the normal times.

Ben is good, he shoots well, he keeps calm, and slays weebs, but he can't dodge enemy arrows for shit.

Probably the consistent best player on that team except maybe rastsy

fuck you owl i was the most consistent player on the team

Best was the next word I said uni

Best

Not worst

we had pinkushin/rastsy/kuestif/benroads/shdwpuppet/prime and you're saying im the worst??

Comparing anyone on that team to kuestif is like tier -100 level mistake Uni, including yourself.

benroads is comparable :>

On a more serious note, Benroads is a cool guy and pretty solid.

With a different team he could probably display more of his potential and has already proven he can at least contend at a low IM level while playing with Uni.

He can only go up.

think about it this way, benroads had to carry the weight of 2 soldiers as 1 soldier!! then again it might mean his back is too sore to carry another team so i guess don't pick him up

Prime was a god

prime was the nicest person the team's ever had. also the best medic we've ever had : )

ben was a really solid roamer and just a straight up cool dude. I'm positive he can hang with mid IM and probably high IM later in the season if he keeps improving. Didn't get to see him play pocket but I'm sure it's solid.

Give him a chance and he won't dissapoint

he could play high IM at the start of next season on roamer zzzzz

bump, my school schedule is actually far more relaxed than I anticipated. I should be able to play normal scrims times for sure.

ben is cool