ZoltanIf you're going to try to write a rhetorical analysis, the most important thing to get correct is the author's intent, if you get this wrong, the whole of your writing is invalid or just irrelevant. You correctly noted the hyperbole; however, you then said that my argument only holds water if you buy into an all-or-nothing dichotomy. Of course that is true because I was using hyperbole to draw attention to a more subtle area of the spectrum of shit that no one is above. Is it nearly as significant as I stated it was? Absolutely not, but it is still a factor.
can you please expound on this? your statement makes no logical sense:
"of course [the idea that my argument only holds water if you buy into an all-or-nothing dichotomy] is true, because I was using hyperbole to draw attention to a more subtle area of the spectrum of shit that no one is above."
so you agree that your argument only possesses merit if you subscribe to the all-or-nothing dichotomy? and that i correctly ascertained your intent even though you started your post with some obnoxious statement about making sure you understand the author's intent?
"Is it nearly as significant as I stated it was? Absolutely not, but it is still a factor."
what is the "it"? are you kidding me? you can't just use an it like that for free... if the "it" is the effect of local pizza places degrading the environment than i addressed this, and the completely flawed all-or-nothing dichotomy. this entire post reads like youre agreeing your original post was pointless! or that you're defending the all-or-nothing dichotomy but only implicitly!
There is, of course, the secondary purpose of wanting to be even somewhat humorous on a competitive first person shooter forum, specifically a thread about pizza shops and their contribution to the destruction of the environment in countries that don't give a rats ass about their trees which you failed to identify at all. Overall, you would probably get an unsatisfactory score on this rhetorical analysis; however, at least you tried, so you you didn't get a zero.
and then this bullshit "indonesia doesnt care so why should you"
the exploitation of the environment is a topic which everyone should care about regardless of what nation the particular forest is in
[quote=Zoltan]
If you're going to try to write a rhetorical analysis, the most important thing to get correct is the author's intent, if you get this wrong, the whole of your writing is invalid or just irrelevant. You correctly noted the hyperbole; however, you then said that my argument only holds water if you buy into an all-or-nothing dichotomy. Of course that is true because I was using hyperbole to draw attention to a more subtle area of the spectrum of shit that no one is above. Is it nearly as significant as I stated it was? Absolutely not, but it is still a factor. [/quote]
can you please expound on this? your statement makes no logical sense:
"of course [the idea that my argument only holds water if you buy into an all-or-nothing dichotomy] is true, because I was using hyperbole to draw attention to a more subtle area of the spectrum of shit that no one is above."
so you agree that your argument only possesses merit if you subscribe to the all-or-nothing dichotomy? and that i correctly ascertained your intent even though you started your post with some obnoxious statement about making sure you understand the author's intent?
"Is it nearly as significant as I stated it was? Absolutely not, but it is still a factor."
what is the "it"? are you kidding me? you can't just use an it like that for free... if the "it" is the effect of local pizza places degrading the environment than i addressed this, and the completely flawed all-or-nothing dichotomy. this entire post reads like youre agreeing your original post was pointless! or that you're defending the all-or-nothing dichotomy but only implicitly!
[quote] There is, of course, the secondary purpose of wanting to be even somewhat humorous on a competitive first person shooter forum, specifically a thread about pizza shops and their contribution to the destruction of the environment in countries that don't give a rats ass about their trees which you failed to identify at all. Overall, you would probably get an unsatisfactory score on this rhetorical analysis; however, at least you tried, so you you didn't get a zero.[/quote]
and then this bullshit "indonesia doesnt care so why should you"
the exploitation of the environment is a topic which everyone should care about regardless of what nation the particular forest is in
dominos fucking blows cock
dominos fucking blows cock
I found a clump of hair in my pizza at pizza hut when i was 6.
I haven't been back since.
I found a clump of hair in my pizza at pizza hut when i was 6.
I haven't been back since.
pizza hut once forgot to give us food and we waited for pizza for over an hour
they told us they ran out of cheese
everyone else had cheese on their pizza
pizza hut once forgot to give us food and we waited for pizza for over an hour
they told us they ran out of cheese
[size=10]everyone else had cheese on their pizza[/size]
twenty2020snip
This whole argument thing is no fun if you completely misinterpret everything I write, and while it is often the fault of the author, others seem to understand me fine, so I think it's safe to say the misinterpretation is the fault of the reader in this case.
[quote=twenty2020]
snip [/quote]
This whole argument thing is no fun if you completely misinterpret everything I write, and while it is often the fault of the author, others seem to understand me fine, so I think it's safe to say the misinterpretation is the fault of the reader in this case.
THEBILLDOZERdominos a best
out of the big 3 chains i agree
[quote=THEBILLDOZER]dominos a best[/quote]
out of the big 3 chains i agree
kanondominos fucking blows cock
The dominos near me has the best crust, but the rest of the pizza is subpar at best.
[quote=kanon]dominos fucking blows cock[/quote]
The dominos near me has the best crust, but the rest of the pizza is subpar at best.
i just want to mention pizza kings incorporated is not affiliated or endorsing this BEHAVIOR
*meanwhile behind the brains of PKI scientists are working on various forms of cannabis molded pizza box utilities for future benefits, for the sake of MANKIND and all that dwell on mother earth*
i just want to mention pizza kings incorporated is not affiliated or endorsing this BEHAVIOR
*[i]meanwhile behind the brains of PKI scientists are working on various forms of cannabis molded pizza box utilities for [b]future[/b] benefits, for the sake of MANKIND and all that dwell on mother earth[/i]*
SelcI found a clump of hair in my pizza at pizza hut when i was 6.
I haven't been back since.
did they charge you extra for it?
[quote=Selc]I found a clump of hair in my pizza at pizza hut when i was 6.
I haven't been back since.[/quote]
did they charge you extra for it?
I've never got into a heated argument over pizza before.
I got into an argument with a pizza once though. Then I ate its bitch ass.
I've never got into a heated argument over pizza before.
I got into an argument with a pizza once though. Then I ate its bitch ass.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/DDFjgzX.jpg[/img]
His head looks like the top of a black marker if anything
plus frag denied
His head looks like the top of a black marker if anything
[i]plus frag [b]denied[/b][/i]
futureHis head looks like the top of a black marker if anything
plus frag denied
ok its not like I made that
[quote=future]His head looks like the top of a black marker if anything
[i]plus frag [b]denied[/b][/i][/quote]
ok its not like I made that
rosiepokemonizepicjust another reason why papa johns is better
papa johns does shit just as bad
eat local boys
this may just be me because i live in brooklyn but the only local pizza i've ate literally almost killed me because the dickheads put an entire inedible fucking leaf within the pizza and i almost choked and died
so all hail dominos except for that one thing that happened near my block
[quote=rosie][quote=pokemonizepic]just another reason why papa johns is better[/quote]
papa johns does shit just as bad
eat local boys[/quote]
this may just be me because i live in brooklyn but the only local pizza i've ate literally almost killed me because the dickheads put an entire inedible fucking leaf within the pizza and i almost choked and died
so all hail dominos [url=http://nypost.com/2014/11/12/teen-fatally-stabbed-inside-brooklyn-dominos/]except for that one thing that happened near my block[/url]
indecencyrosiepokemonizepicjust another reason why papa johns is better
papa johns does shit just as bad
eat local boys
this may just be me because i live in brooklyn but the only local pizza i've ate literally almost killed me because the dickheads put an entire inedible fucking leaf within the pizza and i almost choked and died
so all hail dominos except for that one thing that happened near my block
u ordered a grandma slice (favorite slice imo) and its called a basil leaf
https://murderbymedia.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/1405342002399.jpg
[quote=indecency][quote=rosie][quote=pokemonizepic]just another reason why papa johns is better[/quote]
papa johns does shit just as bad
eat local boys[/quote]
this may just be me because i live in brooklyn but the only local pizza i've ate literally almost killed me because the dickheads put an entire inedible fucking leaf within the pizza and i almost choked and died
so all hail dominos [url=http://nypost.com/2014/11/12/teen-fatally-stabbed-inside-brooklyn-dominos/]except for that one thing that happened near my block[/url][/quote]
u ordered a grandma slice (favorite slice imo) and its called a basil leaf
[img]https://murderbymedia.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/1405342002399.jpg[/img]
Rickindecencyrosiepokemonizepicjust another reason why papa johns is better
papa johns does shit just as bad
eat local boys
this may just be me because i live in brooklyn but the only local pizza i've ate literally almost killed me because the dickheads put an entire inedible fucking leaf within the pizza and i almost choked and died
so all hail dominos except for that one thing that happened near my block
u ordered a grandma slice thats its called a basil leaf
https://murderbymedia.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/1405342002399.jpg
last time i checked im not knitting sweaters :))
[quote=Rick][quote=indecency][quote=rosie][quote=pokemonizepic]just another reason why papa johns is better[/quote]
papa johns does shit just as bad
eat local boys[/quote]
this may just be me because i live in brooklyn but the only local pizza i've ate literally almost killed me because the dickheads put an entire inedible fucking leaf within the pizza and i almost choked and died
so all hail dominos [url=http://nypost.com/2014/11/12/teen-fatally-stabbed-inside-brooklyn-dominos/]except for that one thing that happened near my block[/url][/quote]
u ordered a grandma slice thats its called a basil leaf
[img]https://murderbymedia.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/1405342002399.jpg[/img][/quote]
last time i checked im not knitting sweaters :))