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need tips on earning respect of old men in sauna
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Hello i been sauna very often lately but all old men look at me like im freak . im thinking its cause they have very long balls (due to old ?) . i have been brainstorming excercises to fix this problem with my body. I have considered squats with no weeight abov but maybe 2 kg dumb bell attached to my ball sack to stretch it out ? Any tip appreciated.

Hello i been sauna very often lately but all old men look at me like im freak . im thinking its cause they have very long balls (due to old ?) . i have been brainstorming excercises to fix this problem with my body. I have considered squats with no weeight abov but maybe 2 kg dumb bell attached to my ball sack to stretch it out ? Any tip appreciated.
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they are looking at you with envy on account of your tight ballsack

they are looking at you with envy on account of your tight ballsack
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Typa thread I upvote just by reading the title but goddamn did this shit deliver

Typa thread I upvote just by reading the title but goddamn did this shit deliver
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stick your balls in a vacuum cleaner, worked for me (dont use a dyson it will render you infertile due to the Chemicals)

stick your balls in a vacuum cleaner, worked for me (dont use a dyson it will render you infertile due to the Chemicals)
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Equip 4-8 cock rings to elongate your balls prior to entering the sauna. Report back.

Equip 4-8 cock rings to elongate your balls prior to entering the sauna. Report back.
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Good evening. Antti and Pekka had good laughs at me yesterday when i enter. Im furious

Lupusthey are looking at you with envy on account of your tight ballsack

Thank you for the nice words but Im afraid it wont help in the matter

subhumanstick your balls in a vacuum cleaner, worked for me (dont use a dyson it will render you infertile due to the Chemicals)

Thank you for the good tip. But how ? One ball at a time ? The nozzle on my vacum is very small

Good evening. Antti and Pekka had good laughs at me yesterday when i enter. Im furious
[quote=Lupus]they are looking at you with envy on account of your tight ballsack[/quote]
Thank you for the nice words but Im afraid it wont help in the matter

[quote=subhuman]stick your balls in a vacuum cleaner, worked for me (dont use a dyson it will render you infertile due to the Chemicals)[/quote]
Thank you for the good tip. But how ? One ball at a time ? The nozzle on my vacum is very small
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hpqoeusubhumanstick your balls in a vacuum cleaner, worked for me (dont use a dyson it will render you infertile due to the Chemicals)Thank you for the good tip. But how ? One ball at a time ? The nozzle on my vacum is very small

one at a time but make sure u set a timer and switch off or else they will get Lopped Sided (the old men will not respect asymmetrical balls)

[quote=hpqoeu]

[quote=subhuman]stick your balls in a vacuum cleaner, worked for me (dont use a dyson it will render you infertile due to the Chemicals)[/quote]
Thank you for the good tip. But how ? One ball at a time ? The nozzle on my vacum is very small[/quote]
one at a time but make sure u set a timer and switch off or else they will get Lopped Sided (the old men will not respect asymmetrical balls)
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