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oh dear god no just no why
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#1
8 Frags +

this is kinda blogfortressy but whatever... feelings mannn 8)

for my late love, pie_hero

i told my mom i didnt wanna go to prom and that there was nobody at school I wanna go with. Ok well there is this one girl that's really pretty but she hates me and blocked me on facebook last week (shes a bitch)...

If you're wondering why I don't wanna go, its just that my school is kind of a huge joke. Its really small and almost half of the kids at my school have mental issues. its one of those "independent study" sort of schools so lots of err ummm "special" kids go there. My mom said that she wants me to go because she thinks my "social skills are deteriorating". I do not see how this silly little prom could help in that regard.

now shes making me go with my little sister's babysitter's 22 year old friend.
god dammit. I'm going to look like the kid that got his date off of craigslist. Hopefully it will be against the rules to bring her. Then I'll just have to go alone, and honestly, I would prefer that.

the end.

this is kinda blogfortressy but whatever... feelings mannn 8)

for my late love, pie_hero

i told my mom i didnt wanna go to prom and that there was nobody at school I wanna go with. Ok well there is this one girl that's really pretty but she hates me and blocked me on facebook last week (shes a bitch)...

If you're wondering why I don't wanna go, its just that my school is kind of a huge joke. Its really small and almost half of the kids at my school have mental issues. its one of those "independent study" sort of schools so lots of err ummm "special" kids go there. My mom said that she wants me to go because she thinks my "social skills are deteriorating". I do not see how this silly little prom could help in that regard.

now shes making me go with my little sister's babysitter's 22 year old friend.
god dammit. I'm going to look like the kid that got his date off of craigslist. Hopefully it will be against the rules to bring her. Then I'll just have to go alone, and honestly, I would prefer that.

the end.
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#2
68 Frags +

dude slam the 22 y/o and become THE MAN

dude slam the 22 y/o and become [b]THE MAN[/b]
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#3
18 Frags +

Get it in its prom night

Get it in its prom night
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#4
4 Frags +

you know you don't really have to go, right? i don't mean to encourage not listening to your mom, but if you don't want to go then don't.

you know you don't really have to go, right? i don't mean to encourage not listening to your mom, but if you don't want to go then don't.
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#5
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Prom was by far the best damn night of my life in High School. If I didn't go I would 100% regret that shit to damn much. Even if it doesn't help with social skills, it will be fun.

In other words; go their, dance your ass off, random girls will dance with you because of the confidence for your bad dance moves. Girls dig that confidence way more than good looks. Have a good night, it is only once, and you only have another month max (If snow days) You will be amazed at what can happen in a single night.

Prom was by far the best damn night of my life in High School. If I didn't go I would 100% regret that shit to damn much. Even if it doesn't help with social skills, it will be fun.

In other words; go their, dance your ass off, random girls will dance with you because of the confidence for your bad dance moves. Girls dig that confidence way more than good looks. Have a good night, it is only once, and you only have another month max (If snow days) You will be amazed at what can happen in a single night.
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#6
7 Frags +

This is where I let my dick do most of the thinking

This is where I let my dick do most of the thinking
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#7
0 Frags +

hitch a ride with your friends and then tell your mom or your little sisters babysitter that you got a ride from someone else to prom and just go do shit with them

hitch a ride with your friends and then tell your mom or your little sisters babysitter that you got a ride from someone else to prom and just go do shit with them
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#8
10 Frags +

prom's a joke, don't go

prom's a joke, don't go
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#9
4 Frags +

you'll have fun. if it all goes to hell, dance and talk to friends, or even random people. what's the worst that could happen?

you'll have fun. if it all goes to hell, dance and talk to friends, or even random people. what's the worst that could happen?
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#10
3 Frags +

Prom really isn't that important, I don't know why she would force you to go. I didn't go to mine and never regretted it. Go do something else, or go to prom and just hang out with your friends, or go to prom for a few minutes then leave and do something else. The 22-year-old probably doesn't want to go anyway...no one that old really wants to be around a bunch of 16-18-year-olds. You'll have plenty of time for real parties in college where you can actually drink and have fun and not be awkward high school kids.

Prom really isn't that important, I don't know why she would force you to go. I didn't go to mine and never regretted it. Go do something else, or go to prom and just hang out with your friends, or go to prom for a few minutes then leave and do something else. The 22-year-old probably doesn't want to go anyway...no one that old really wants to be around a bunch of 16-18-year-olds. You'll have plenty of time for real parties in college where you can actually drink and have fun and not be awkward high school kids.
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#11
33 Frags +

just sit at your computer and never talk to people thats what i do

just sit at your computer and never talk to people thats what i do
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#12
6 Frags +

Don't get me wrong guys, I really want to go to prom. I love getting dressed up and putting my hands above a girls butt, losing half of your friends in a DUI, dancing romantically, and all that shit. Its just that i know my schools prom is going to be awful. The school I'm going to next year is just a regular school so I can always just go to prom at that school anyway. Its not like I'm going to be missing out on too much if I skip my junior prom.

Don't get me wrong guys, I really want to go to prom. I love getting dressed up and putting my hands above a girls butt, losing half of your friends in a DUI, dancing romantically, and all that shit. Its just that i know my schools prom is going to be awful. The school I'm going to next year is just a regular school so I can always just go to prom at that school anyway. Its not like I'm going to be missing out on too much if I skip my junior prom.
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#13
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swiperThe 22-year-old probably doesn't want to go anyway...no one that old really wants to be around a bunch of 16-18-year-olds. You'll have plenty of time for real parties in college where you can actually drink and have fun and not be awkward high school kids.

thats one of the other major reasons really don't want to go. i feel so bad for putting her in this position.

[quote=swiper]The 22-year-old probably doesn't want to go anyway...no one that old really wants to be around a bunch of 16-18-year-olds. You'll have plenty of time for real parties in college where you can actually drink and have fun and not be awkward high school kids.[/quote]

thats one of the other major reasons really don't want to go. i feel so bad for putting her in this position.
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#14
3 Frags +

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/165800_4427521886449_859527187_n.jpg

[img]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/165800_4427521886449_859527187_n.jpg[/img]
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#15
3 Frags +

I will come with you

I will come with you
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#16
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I went to mine. It was a waste of time and I'd rather have been at home playing video games. I'm still dating the girl I went with, 2 years later, but prom was boring and just not fun. Go with your gut and don't go.

I went to mine. It was a waste of time and I'd rather have been at home playing video games. I'm still dating the girl I went with, 2 years later, but prom was boring and just not fun. Go with your gut and don't go.
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#17
11 Frags +

As long as it's not senior ball, missing one prom isn't going to destroy your entire high school social life

As long as it's not senior ball, missing one prom isn't going to destroy your entire high school social life
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#18
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I never went to prom. Never regretted it.

All that happens is you get a bunch of dumbass kids who don't know how to dance acting like they know how to dance to the shittiest music on the face of the earth.

I never went to prom. Never regretted it.

All that happens is you get a bunch of dumbass kids who don't know how to dance acting like they know how to dance to the shittiest music on the face of the earth.
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#19
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I'm not going to my prom because I'm poor but I am regretting that I didn't get a job.

I'm not going to my prom because I'm poor but I am regretting that I didn't get a job.
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#20
2 Frags +

Prom is shit, afterparty camping is baller.

Prom is shit, afterparty camping is baller.
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#21
9 Frags +

http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c27907859e7fe806ae8d52a68ff8b89/tumblr_mg49xnOf5i1rogxq8o1_500.gif

[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c27907859e7fe806ae8d52a68ff8b89/tumblr_mg49xnOf5i1rogxq8o1_500.gif[/img]
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#22
6 Frags +

Just get drunk or high and go. It'll be fucking great.
THE FRIEND IS 22. SHE CAN BUY BOOZE. YOU CAN DRINK WITH HER.

Just get drunk or high and go. It'll be fucking great.
THE FRIEND IS 22. SHE CAN BUY BOOZE. YOU CAN DRINK WITH HER.
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#23
12 Frags +

give the 22year old the D

8)

give the [b]22[/b]year old the [b]D[/b]

8)
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#24
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DrPloxoJust get drunk or high and go. It'll be fucking great.
THE FRIEND IS 22. SHE CAN BUY BOOZE. YOU CAN DRINK WITH HER.

It makes it less weird I guess? The booze will get you talking and shit too.

Also drunk sex.

[quote=DrPloxo]Just get drunk or high and go. It'll be fucking great.
THE FRIEND IS 22. SHE CAN BUY BOOZE. YOU CAN DRINK WITH HER.[/quote]

It makes it less weird I guess? The booze will get you talking and shit too.


Also drunk sex.
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#25
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just literally lay in bed and sleep, how is she going to force you to go when you're literally just not moving

just literally lay in bed and sleep, how is she going to force you to go when you're literally just not moving
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#26
7 Frags +

would have taken you to prom didnt ask me heart_broken you whore.

would have taken you to prom didnt ask me heart_broken you whore.
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#27
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Turtles-
Also drunk sex.

Literally horrible.

BUT, yes, a little booze goes a long way for social anxiety.

[quote=Turtles-]

Also drunk sex.[/quote]

Literally horrible.

BUT, yes, a little booze goes a long way for social anxiety.
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#28
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why does a 22 year old want to go to a highschool prom with a stranger?

why does a 22 year old want to go to a highschool prom with a stranger?
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#29
3 Frags +
pie_herowould have taken you to prom didnt ask me heart_broken you whore.

shut up you are dead.

loljkwhy does a 22 year old want to go to a highschool prom with a stranger?

Well I've known her for a while now but its not like I really know her.

Anyway, I think I found a girl I'm gonna ask (thats not a cougar)

[quote=pie_hero]would have taken you to prom didnt ask me heart_broken you whore.[/quote]

shut up you are dead.

[quote=loljk]why does a 22 year old want to go to a highschool prom with a stranger?[/quote]

Well I've known her for a while now but its not like I really know her.

Anyway, I think I found a girl I'm gonna ask (thats not a cougar)
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#30
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Go to prom with her capn! IF the prom is shitty as you say, then make it fun, hang with friends, get with dat girl. If it helps watch this frag video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNVScskmwDY
That way, have it go on in your head multiple times, feel the beat of that going on in your head as you're dancing with her, then come back home to some nice TF2 :).

Go to prom with her capn! IF the prom is shitty as you say, then make it fun, hang with friends, get with dat girl. If it helps watch this frag video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNVScskmwDY
That way, have it go on in your head multiple times, feel the beat of that going on in your head as you're dancing with her, then come back home to some nice TF2 :).
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