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#1
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do u sheltered mayo monkeys still use slurs and think they're funny

do u sheltered mayo monkeys still use slurs and think they're funny
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#2
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yes

any other questions?

yes

any other questions?
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#3
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2Melonyes

any other questions?

yeah, how do y'all still allow known cheaters to play when you don't use a shitty client anymore

[quote=2Melon]yes

any other questions?[/quote]

yeah, how do y'all still allow known cheaters to play when you don't use a shitty client anymore
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#4
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nice flag lmfao

nice flag lmfao
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#5
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why do a bunch of no names reply to me literally who are you people

why do a bunch of no names reply to me literally who are you people
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#6
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sco_nice flag lmfao

is insulting a forum flag really the best insult u have

[quote=sco_]nice flag lmfao[/quote]

is insulting a forum flag really the best insult u have
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#7
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akari-why do a bunch of no names reply to me literally who are you people

https://i.imgur.com/S5ijBow.png

[quote=akari-]why do a bunch of no names reply to me literally who are you people[/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/S5ijBow.png[/img]
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#8
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akari-sco_nice flag lmfao
is insulting a forum flag really the best insult u have

i have more but you would call it homphobia,transphobia or some other made up word

[quote=akari-][quote=sco_]nice flag lmfao[/quote]

is insulting a forum flag really the best insult u have[/quote]

i have more but you would call it homphobia,transphobia or some other made up word
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#9
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idiot rave go hide in ur weeb dungeon
insulting the wrong people moron

idiot rave go hide in ur weeb dungeon
insulting the wrong people moron
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#10
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First off, I am not a mayo monkey. I think this term is not only indignant, it is inaccurate. In fact, I would venture to label myself as an admirably adventurous member of the Caucasian species. How so? Well, unlike 99% of those with a meager amount of melanin, I have decided to start implementing hot sauces and different spices with my cooking, and whatever I may be eating out. Por ejemplo [for those uninitiated (most white people), this is Spanish for "for example"]: On Saturday night, before I went out drinking with my polo t-shirt wearing, birkenstock yielding, flat-brim hat-wearing snow ape friends of mine (what a DISGUSTING lack of culture), I decided to get a cheap bite to eat. Where else but McDonalds? Using the McDonalds app, I was able to acquire 2 McDouble hamburger sandwiches, 1 for the regular price, and 1 for only $1! A steal if I have ever seen one (however, I grew up in a suburb, so perhaps I have not seen one, but it is nonetheless a good deal). However, instead of allowing ketchup and mustard to be on the burger, I made a request for the workers to not apply the condiments on my sandwiches. Now, Mr. "akari-", you might be thinking to yourself: "McDonalds? With no condiments? This might be the WHITEST thing ever!" and in normal circumstances, you would be correct. However, for those who think I am a willy-white cracker, in my pocket laid a curveball. Well, not a real curveball, but instead some Yellowbird Sauce brand Habenero Condiment sauce, rated between 15,580 to 54,535 Scoville heat units (SHU). I flipped open the top buns, lathered on the sauce to my liking, placed the buns back on, and enjoyed myself a mightily sniffly snack dare I say!

So, what can you learn from this? Perhaps that you should not be so quick to address a person like me a mayo monkey—perhaps my tolerance to capsaicin is greater than yours, Mr. "akari-". And if this is true, what do you have to say to yourself? I would feel shame.

First off, I am not a mayo monkey. I think this term is not only indignant, it is inaccurate. In fact, I would venture to label myself as an admirably adventurous member of the Caucasian species. How so? Well, unlike 99% of those with a meager amount of melanin, I have decided to start implementing hot sauces and different spices with my cooking, and whatever I may be eating out. Por ejemplo [for those uninitiated (most white people), this is Spanish for "for example"]: On Saturday night, before I went out drinking with my polo t-shirt wearing, birkenstock yielding, flat-brim hat-wearing snow ape friends of mine (what a DISGUSTING lack of culture), I decided to get a cheap bite to eat. Where else but McDonalds? Using the McDonalds app, I was able to acquire 2 McDouble hamburger sandwiches, 1 for the regular price, and 1 for only $1! A steal if I have ever seen one (however, I grew up in a suburb, so perhaps I have not seen one, but it is nonetheless a good deal). However, instead of allowing ketchup and mustard to be on the burger, I made a request for the workers to not apply the condiments on my sandwiches. Now, Mr. "akari-", you might be thinking to yourself: "McDonalds? With no condiments? This might be the WHITEST thing ever!" and in normal circumstances, you would be correct. However, for those who think I am a willy-white cracker, in my pocket laid a curveball. Well, not a real curveball, but instead some Yellowbird Sauce brand Habenero Condiment sauce, rated between 15,580 to 54,535 Scoville heat units (SHU). I flipped open the top buns, lathered on the sauce to my liking, placed the buns back on, and enjoyed myself a mightily sniffly snack dare I say!

So, what can you learn from this? Perhaps that you should not be so quick to address a person like me a mayo monkey—perhaps my tolerance to capsaicin is greater than yours, Mr. "akari-". And if this is true, what do you have to say to yourself? I would feel shame.
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#11
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not a fan of mayo if im honest, more of a ketchup bloke

not a fan of mayo if im honest, more of a ketchup bloke
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#12
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akari-why do a bunch of no names reply to me literally who are you people

please sign my rocket launcher im such a fan

[quote=akari-]why do a bunch of no names reply to me literally who are you people[/quote]
please sign my rocket launcher im such a fan
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#13
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MISTER akari learn to defuse bomb it will be useful for you very soon. ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah

MISTER akari learn to defuse bomb it will be useful for you very soon. ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah
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#14
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https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1774951893767271399/B8DDAC484B690CC8F13CA4003251DBC47BC7B960/

im suddenly very confused

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1774951893767271399/B8DDAC484B690CC8F13CA4003251DBC47BC7B960/

im suddenly very confused
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#15
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fyghttps://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1774951893767271399/B8DDAC484B690CC8F13CA4003251DBC47BC7B960/

im suddenly very confused

I'm black??

[quote=fyg]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1774951893767271399/B8DDAC484B690CC8F13CA4003251DBC47BC7B960/

im suddenly very confused[/quote]

I'm black??
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#16
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sir i'm gonna have to see some ID

sir i'm gonna have to see some ID
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#17
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rave

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/305744990393335808/768826965305589790/400.png

rave [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/305744990393335808/768826965305589790/400.png[/img]
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#18
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https://i.imgur.com/VpzlGRB.jpg

I believe that in a real or virtual sport there is no such thing as a bannable offense. Someone is hacking/cheating? The game has shitty anti-cheat and is not fit for professional competition. A high level player is being offensive/unmarketable? This should be motivation to dethrone them and bully them into changing their ways. No matter how much we wish it to be true, morals do not triumph skill, and only impede true competition. Someone is breaking an actual law? Let the police handle it. In a perfect world there would be no ban hammer... But this is not a perfect world

[img]https://i.imgur.com/VpzlGRB.jpg[/img] I believe that in a real or virtual sport there is no such thing as a bannable offense. Someone is hacking/cheating? The game has shitty anti-cheat and is not fit for professional competition. A high level player is being offensive/unmarketable? This should be motivation to dethrone them and bully them into changing their ways. No matter how much we wish it to be true, morals do not triumph skill, and only impede true competition. Someone is breaking an actual law? Let the police handle it. In a perfect world there would be no ban hammer... But this is not a perfect world
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#19
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if jemond can't say the n word than you can't either

if jemond can't say the n word than you can't either
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