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KRITZBERG FOR DEFENCE hop the fence into Prem.
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dempsey
October 29, 2020

Oh hey, a Polish team. I recognise one person on this roster so this should be a fun one.

After being knocked out in the Quarter-Finals of Division 2 last season, KRITZBERG FOR DEFENCE are back to take a shot at Premiership, but this time with some new additions. Players remaining from the Division 2 Season 36 roster include: paparazi, Wonszu, and Bonkers. After a hectic Division 2 season, the Poles are looking to make an impression in Premiership.

The first of the new players is BeaVerN, who is playing Scout alongside paparazi. BeaVerN is an old-school player, playing his first season all the way back in Season 8. He has plenty of Premiership experience under his belt, however, it was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. Starting in Premiership back in Season 12, when it was simply known as the Premier Division, BeaVerN currently has a lot to prove. He’ll be looking to show that he’s still got it and has what it takes to compete at the highest level after the many changes TF2 has gone under since then. The Medic-Scout speed plugin might work into his favour here, with more experience in the past acting as a good foundation to blast off of.

paparazi also has a lot of old-school TF2 experience. However, without the foundation of Premiership experience to build off of in comparison to BeaVerN, he’ll be looking to make more of a first impression rather than proving himself again.

On Solly, we have Wonszu and Bonkers. Wonszu, another TF2 veteran, is slightly different in comparison to BeaVerN. Whereas BeaVerN took some seasons off and had a few breaks, Wonszu is one of those players that seems to stick around no matter what. With a huge amount of experience on Solly, he could potentially bring some perspective to the combo and help coordinate his team from Pocket Solly. Bonkers has his own medals to flaunt too, winning the prestigious second edition of the Vaccinator Cup back in 2013, and making his Premiership debut back in Season 19. Are you seeing a pattern here? Once again, Bonkers will have to show he still has his mojo.

Finally, we have stan on Demoman and Graba on medic. Both are fairly well known Highlander players, and both played in Division 1 last season. stan played Solly for The Compound, but makes the move to the slightly more intoxicated and melanin-heavier projectile class. While stan had quite a rough Season 36, Graba was almost able to grab the golden medal with веазтмоде, before falling in the Grand Finals. Again, Graba has plenty of old-school Premiership experience, whilst stan doesn’t, for a nice change of pace.

KRITZBERG lost their first match against Faint Gaming in Week 1 of the season, but managed to put up a fight on Process, barely losing 4-3. But losing out on Snakewater 6-1. Process seems to generally be the map that Mix teams or newly found teams are especially strong at. This could be foreshadowing to KRITZBERG finding their footing later in the season and improving as the weeks draw by.

Look out for some shiny plays as KRITZBERG FOR DEFENCE storm into Prem:

  • Scout: paparazi
  • Scout: BeaVerN
  • Roamer: Bonkers
  • Pocket: wonszu
  • Demoman: stan
  • Medic: Graba
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POLSKA GUROM

POLSKA GUROM
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poland #1

poland #1
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In the article there is no mention of the best Polish player wonder, Wonder is a very talented player, as evidenced by his age and time spent in the game. He is widely known for his amazing scout game against ascent in season 25, as his talent surpassed the top of prem he left to play Overwatch. However, he returned to the game as sold main embarrassed by the low level of Polish teams. His rocket jumps terrify his opponents and even his own team. Currently, he is playing the role of a coach in the kritzberg to achieve what Wonder achieved a few years ago.

In the article there is no mention of the best Polish player wonder, Wonder is a very talented player, as evidenced by his age and time spent in the game. He is widely known for his amazing scout game against ascent in season 25, as his talent surpassed the top of prem he left to play Overwatch. However, he returned to the game as sold main embarrassed by the low level of Polish teams. His rocket jumps terrify his opponents and even his own team. Currently, he is playing the role of a coach in the kritzberg to achieve what Wonder achieved a few years ago.
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However, that's not all. KRITZBERG has one more ace up its sleeve - wonder. This well known across all Europe (and, we're sure, also across the world) veteran has made his way up to the highest divisions in multiple games, including Jedi Knight Academy, Team Fortress 2 and later on Overwatch, to now step in as KRITZBERG coach.

Named a golden child, wonder prefers to be called The Orange King. Claiming highest titles ever since he was 10 years old, and now, 18 years later, looking to secure another one, this time it's: ETF2L Premiership Division Champion.

We asked Wonszu, the team leader, to share some insights on singing wonder for the season
"Well, he just wrote to me and asked if he could join as a coach. Now that I think about it, he just used a fancy name to get a roster-rider spot. He doesn't do shit."

While we've heard of such cases, we have a strong suspicion that this time, it's KRITZBERG refusing to provide full transparency into what they're cooking up for the season.

We believe wonder will prove to be a priceless addition to KRITZBERG lineup, perhaps resembling one of the coaching greatest, former Se7en player kaidus.

Here's a list of some of wonders achievements:

- Jedi Knight Academy Best Player of All Time from 2002 to 2009
- 6v6 Team Poland Captain
- Highlander Team Poland Captain
- 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018 Best Scout in Poland
- ETF2L Season 24 Vintage (as a pocket scout with F2 dying just once)
- ETF2L Season 25 Animate (as a sub, but played best of all twelve players in a match versus Ascent.EU)
- OW Multiple Top 500 Season Finishes
- OW 2nd Best Lucio in the World

Whenever you see some shiny plays from KRITZBERG FOR DEFENCE remember who stays behind the scenes.

However, that's not all. [b]KRITZBERG[/b] has one more ace up its sleeve - [b]wonder[/b]. This well known across all Europe (and, we're sure, also across the world) veteran has made his way up to the highest divisions in multiple games, including Jedi Knight Academy, Team Fortress 2 and later on Overwatch, to now step in as [b]KRITZBERG[/b] coach.

Named a golden child, [b]wonder[/b] prefers to be called The Orange King. Claiming highest titles ever since he was 10 years old, and now, 18 years later, looking to secure another one, this time it's: ETF2L Premiership Division Champion.

We asked [b]Wonszu[/b], the team leader, to share some insights on singing wonder for the season
[i]"Well, he just wrote to me and asked if he could join as a coach. Now that I think about it, he just used a fancy name to get a roster-rider spot. He doesn't do shit."[/i]

While we've heard of such cases, we have a strong suspicion that this time, it's [b]KRITZBERG[/b] refusing to provide full transparency into what they're cooking up for the season.

We believe [b]wonder[/b] will prove to be a priceless addition to [b]KRITZBERG[/b] lineup, perhaps resembling one of the coaching greatest, former [b]Se7en[/b] player [b]kaidus[/b].

Here's a list of some of [b]wonders[/b] achievements:

- Jedi Knight Academy Best Player of All Time from 2002 to 2009
- 6v6 Team Poland Captain
- Highlander Team Poland Captain
- 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018 Best Scout in Poland
- ETF2L Season 24 [b]Vintage[/b] (as a pocket scout with [b]F2[/b] dying just once)
- ETF2L Season 25 [b]Animate[/b] (as a sub, but played best of all twelve players in a match versus [b]Ascent.EU[/b])
- OW Multiple Top 500 Season Finishes
- OW 2nd Best Lucio in the World

Whenever you see some shiny plays from [b]KRITZBERG FOR DEFENCE[/b] remember who stays behind the scenes.
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wonszu post dog pics

wonszu post dog pics
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To the casters: In case you want to pronounce 'wonszu' correctly: /'vɒnʃʊ/
w as in very
o as in cock
n as in now
sz as in shop
u as in book

To the casters: In case you want to pronounce 'wonszu' correctly: /'vɒnʃʊ/
[i]w[/i] as in [b]v[/b]ery
[i]o[/i] as in c[b]o[/b]ck
[i]n[/i] as in [b]n[/b]ow
[i]sz[/i] as in [b]sh[/b]op
[i]u[/i] as in b[b]oo[/b]k
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LasermanTo the casters: In case you want to pronounce 'wonszu' correctly: /'vɒnʃʊ/
w as in very
o as in cock
n as in now
sz as in shop
u as in book

tl;dr
one shoe

[quote=Laserman]To the casters: In case you want to pronounce 'wonszu' correctly: /'vɒnʃʊ/
[i]w[/i] as in [b]v[/b]ery
[i]o[/i] as in c[b]o[/b]ck
[i]n[/i] as in [b]n[/b]ow
[i]sz[/i] as in [b]sh[/b]op
[i]u[/i] as in b[b]oo[/b]k[/quote]
tl;dr
one shoe
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wtf sweden in poland ?

wtf sweden in poland ?
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POLSKA BIAŁO CZERWONI!!

POLSKA BIAŁO CZERWONI!!
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poland mountain

poland mountain
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