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Ford Gaming to go off road this January
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Recurse
6 days ago

It's official: the F-150 is heading down Route 66 this January, as Ford Gaming have guaranteed themselves a spot in the upcoming California event after winning the BTS LAN Qualifier.

This roster bears a nearly identical resemblance to the founding roster that debuted ESEA Season 31, except for swapping one shotgun Pocket for another. paddie has seen great success at the previous two North American LANs, taking first at Rewind and second at Rewind II. Now, the Canadian looks to use their experience to augment American engineering.

While sitting in a spacious four-door, five-passenger cabin, paddie shared the story of their recruitment.

I was sitting on my recliner at dawn, reflecting upon RGL. I had served my tenure as combat medic under General Slamberg. God, it was chaos. Bodies everywhere. I remember the fisting like it was yesterday. Suddenly, I could hear a motor in the distance. I snapped out of it. The sound was all too familiar, I couldn’t mistake it. It had to be a V6 Turbo Diesel engine. I got up from my chair and peered into the distance. Lo and behold it was an F-150 in all its mighty glory. Sandblast. What could he want? The engine roared as he drew closer, the Ford vehicle blocking the rise of the sun. The engine stopped and Sandblast stepped out. Something was in his hand. No. It couldn’t be. “paddie,” he said, “it’s time.” A shotgun was handed to me, the memories flashed back: “And FROYOTECH are your Rewind 1 champions!” I faded back to the present. Sandblast pointed at the horizon, the top of the summit. A dark cloud brewed over the mountaintop, and in the distance laughter akin to that of mickey mouse could be heard echoing through the valley. I grinned and pumped the shotgun, “Get in the Ford.”

Meanwhile, driver sandblast commented on their best-in-class payload.

I'm happy with how my team played in the qualifiers; picking up the maple syrup king paddie helped us in a lot of our weak points. Dropping off sigh is not an easy thing to do... But as we drive to the top of the summit, we replaced our F-150 to an F-250.

Built to play hard, the Ford Gaming XL SuperCrew are:

  • Scout: sandblast
  • Scout: yosh
  • Roamer: tripbwai
  • Pocket: paddie
  • Demoman: Jarrett
  • Medic: bear
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#1
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this thread is very cool, they will win and fords are cool

this thread is very cool, they will win and fords are cool
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#2
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reads like the trailer to a movie

reads like the trailer to a movie
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#3
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This team sure looks Built Tough

This team sure looks Built Tough
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#4
12 Frags +

Defending NA Lan champs top 2 expected

Defending NA Lan champs top 2 expected
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#5
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vroom vroom

vroom vroom
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#6
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bugs will be eaten and lawns will be mowed

good luck boys

bugs will be eaten and lawns will be mowed

good luck boys
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#7
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[9/28/2019, 11:03 PM]
broKING:
Your obedient and lowly demeanor
You strike me as someone born to serve

[9/28/2019, 11:03 PM]
broKING:
Your obedient and lowly demeanor
You strike me as someone born to serve
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#8
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ford f250 two of em
with the wifi and the nitrous boost

ford f250 two of em
with the wifi and the nitrous boost
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#9
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alfredodanthis thread is very cool, they will win and fords are cool

Uhh. Fords break down too often. This team wont win. Chevys are better.

[quote=alfredodan]this thread is very cool, they will win and fords are cool[/quote]
Uhh. Fords break down too often. This team wont win. Chevys are better.
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#10
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After they win BTS will they be driving an F350, F450, or F550? Yes, they all exist and are KKona as hell.

seven1alfredodanthis thread is very cool, they will win and fords are coolUhh. Fords break down too often. This team wont win. Chevys are better.

Might want to check out some reliability rankings because that’s actually incorrect. GM is consistently ranked as the worst automaker in America for reliability. They have the most recalls too...

After they win BTS will they be driving an F350, F450, or F550? Yes, they all exist and are KKona as hell.

[quote=seven1][quote=alfredodan]this thread is very cool, they will win and fords are cool[/quote]
Uhh. Fords break down too often. This team wont win. Chevys are better.[/quote]
Might want to check out some reliability rankings because that’s actually incorrect. GM is consistently ranked as the worst automaker in America for reliability. They have the most recalls too...
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#11
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seven1alfredodanthis thread is very cool, they will win and fords are coolUhh. Fords break down too often. This team wont win. Chevys are better.

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[quote=seven1][quote=alfredodan]this thread is very cool, they will win and fords are cool[/quote]
Uhh. Fords break down too often. This team wont win. Chevys are better.[/quote]
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#12
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ok now this is epic.

ok now this is epic.
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#13
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but i have a f-350...

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but i have a f-350...
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#14
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frenzy_but i have a f-350...
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pogchamp

[quote=frenzy_]but i have a f-350...
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#15
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imagine a paddie bear driving an f-150
https://imgur.com/sANR9cr

imagine a paddie bear driving an f-150
https://imgur.com/sANR9cr
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#16
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:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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#17
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If this team truly cared about winning, they'd rebrand to RAM 1500 Gaming, after the 2019 Motor Trend Truck of the Year. They'd 5-0 everybody while towing 12,000 pounds of steel beams at 28 mpg. Instead, they're choosing to side with methheads and sister-fuckers. SAD!

If this team truly cared about winning, they'd rebrand to RAM 1500 Gaming, after the 2019 Motor Trend Truck of the Year. They'd 5-0 everybody while towing 12,000 pounds of steel beams at 28 mpg. Instead, they're choosing to side with methheads and sister-fuckers. SAD!
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#18
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https://i.gyazo.com/75469bec8eb7d4964375b761e60d7b53.png

gl guys u hayve my suppord

[img]https://i.gyazo.com/75469bec8eb7d4964375b761e60d7b53.png[/img]
gl guys u hayve my suppord
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