So I recently have been thinking of ways to practice for my A-level English exam (I have no idea as to what the yankee equivalent is to our supperior British schooling :P) and I though to my self 'what better than to do a creative writing exercise' and and idea instantaneously sprung to mind. I'll make a weird dating site-esque post on etf2 (seeing as I am a euro and the post wouldn't really work here) and the result was something I really like and so I thought that I'd share it with you guys here in the NA scene seeing as you guys have a better sense of humor on the forums here.
Hello. My name is Maksymillianmax Ohler-O’brien, but most people just call me Maks (or twat). I have been playing tf2 for some time now -maining med- I have been mixing and mercing and lobbying and recently pug.hl..ing. But recently I began to feel empty and I questioned this. I eventually figured it was because I have no friends. I have no one in which to share my experiences with, no one to tell my failings with the opposite sex too, no one to; *I don’t know* eat ice-cream with. So I ask you, people of etf2l, will you, step up and be my friend? Have fun times together, surfing the web for weird things. Arguing over which demo is better or weather it’s more realistic to make out with the inside of your elbow or your cousin. So please someone step up play not just tf2 with me; But LIFE with me.
So I recently have been thinking of ways to practice for my A-level English exam (I have no idea as to what the yankee equivalent is to our supperior British schooling :P) and I though to my self 'what better than to do a creative writing exercise' and and idea instantaneously sprung to mind. I'll make a weird dating site-esque post on etf2 (seeing as I am a euro and the post wouldn't really work here) and the result was something I really like and so I thought that I'd share it with you guys here in the NA scene seeing as you guys have a better sense of humor on the forums here.
Hello. My name is Maksymillianmax Ohler-O’brien, but most people just call me Maks (or twat). I have been playing tf2 for some time now -maining med- I have been mixing and mercing and lobbying and recently pug.hl..ing. But recently I began to feel empty and I questioned this. I eventually figured it was because I have no friends. I have no one in which to share my experiences with, no one to tell my failings with the opposite sex too, no one to; *I don’t know* eat ice-cream with. So I ask you, people of etf2l, will you, step up and be my friend? Have fun times together, surfing the web for weird things. Arguing over which demo is better or weather it’s more realistic to make out with the inside of your elbow or your cousin. So please someone step up play not just tf2 with me; But LIFE with me.
Makssupperior
etf2l
not stultus.
am dissapointed
[quote=Maks][b][u]supperior[/u][/b]
[b][u]etf2l[/u][/b][/quote]
not stultus.
am dissapointed
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Hey that's a pretty cool site (I.E the trolling purposes would be endless) so I'm guessing US people only :P And writing that was fun I might do more.
Hey that's a pretty cool site (I.E the trolling purposes would be endless) so I'm guessing US people only :P And writing that was fun I might do more.
u wanna fugg :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
u wanna fugg :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oh yeah add me on steam so I can feel good about myself http://steamcommunity.com/id/Pwnage_pony/
Oh yeah add me on steam so I can feel good about myself http://steamcommunity.com/id/Pwnage_pony/
MaksArguing over which demo is better or weather it’s more realistic to make out with the inside of your elbow or your cousin.
You were looking for whether.
Weather refers to temperature, wind, precipitation, etc.
I hope it doesn't count being a grammar/spelling nazi when they are actually trying to learn English haha
[quote=Maks]Arguing over which demo is better or [b]weather[/b] it’s more realistic to make out with the inside of your elbow or your cousin.[/quote]
You were looking for whether.
Weather refers to temperature, wind, precipitation, etc.
I hope it doesn't count being a grammar/spelling nazi when they are actually trying to learn English haha
the young are so innocent
the young are so innocent
ice cream is ok.
caramel apples are better
ice cream is ok.
caramel apples are better
I hope it doesn't count being a grammar/spelling nazi when they are actually trying to learn English haha[/quote]
I'm doing my schooling in England I was just born in Poland. And no the spelling is only marked in GCSE's (14-16) in A-Levels (17-19) they just assume you know spelling and don't really care it's way more the quality of the writing. But thank you I still do struggle with spelling :)
I hope it doesn't count being a grammar/spelling nazi when they are actually trying to learn English haha[/quote]
I'm doing my schooling in England I was just born in Poland. And no the spelling is only marked in GCSE's (14-16) in A-Levels (17-19) they just assume you know spelling and don't really care it's way more the quality of the writing. But thank you I still do struggle with spelling :)
And quick side note I was entirely right. The reception here has been much better. People have accepted the joke and even helped me with my spelling (thank you) and on etf2l The answers so far have been 'why don't you hang out with your team more?' or just 'nerd'I'm moving to the states :L
And quick side note I was entirely right. The reception here has been much better. People have accepted the joke and even helped me with my spelling (thank you) and on etf2l The answers so far have been 'why don't you hang out with your team more?' or just 'nerd'I'm moving to the states :L
If you wanna get better at english just read a lot of books in your free time. When I was younger I used to read for 1-2 hours every night before bed.
If you wanna get better at english just read a lot of books in your free time. When I was younger I used to read for 1-2 hours every night before bed.
Ok guys I'm 100% fluent in fact better than most here. I have no accent at all. I moved here at 7 I still just struggle with spelling now and then but thanks for the help and @vickm I read at least 1 book a week :)
Ok guys I'm 100% fluent in fact better than most here. I have no accent at all. I moved here at 7 I still just struggle with spelling now and then but thanks for the help and @vickm I read at least 1 book a week :)
MaksOk guys I'm 100% fluent in fact better than most here. I have no accent at all. I moved here at 7 I still just struggle with spelling now and then but thanks for the help and @vickm I read at least 1 book a week :)
It's alright, spelling comes as you start to write 10 page essays.
[quote=Maks]Ok guys I'm 100% fluent in fact better than most here. I have no accent at all. I moved here at 7 I still just struggle with spelling now and then but thanks for the help and @vickm I read at least 1 book a week :)[/quote]
It's alright, spelling comes as you start to write 10 page essays.
A levels and british education as a whole are a fucking joke. I wouldn't worry about passing.
A levels and british education as a whole are a fucking joke. I wouldn't worry about passing.
MaksI'm doing my schooling in England I was just born in Poland. And no the spelling is only marked in GCSE's (14-16) in A-Levels (17-19) they just assume you know spelling and don't really care it's way more the quality of the writing. But thank you I still do struggle with spelling :)
ummm no they definitely will penalise you for spelling. Not only that but also grammar, punctuation and legibility.
[quote=Maks]
I'm doing my schooling in England I was just born in Poland. And no the spelling is only marked in GCSE's (14-16) in A-Levels (17-19) they just assume you know spelling and don't really care it's way more the quality of the writing. But thank you I still do struggle with spelling :)[/quote]
ummm no they definitely will penalise you for spelling. Not only that but also grammar, punctuation and legibility.
I will eat much ice cream with you. But this is how we do it in America. [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8ao5HqAHnp0/UDAo-nPvWoI/AAAAAAAACts/25HztHZjVhY/s1600/holey+cream+3.jpg[/img]
KipI will eat much ice cream with you. But this is how we do it in America. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8ao5HqAHnp0/UDAo-nPvWoI/AAAAAAAACts/25HztHZjVhY/s1600/holey+cream+3.jpg
I would happily eat that with you kip. Let's get together sometime :)
[quote=Kip]I will eat much ice cream with you. But this is how we do it in America. [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8ao5HqAHnp0/UDAo-nPvWoI/AAAAAAAACts/25HztHZjVhY/s1600/holey+cream+3.jpg[/img][/quote]
I would happily eat that with you kip. Let's get together sometime :)
UltrazThis guy
Please finnish this sentence. I REALLY want to know what you say next. And for every hour you don't answer I kill a dog...
Wtf is wrong with me
[quote=Ultraz]This guy[/quote]
Please finnish this sentence. I REALLY want to know what you say next. And for every hour you don't answer I kill a dog...
Wtf is wrong with me
MaksUltrazThis guy
Please finnish this sentence. I REALLY want to know what you say next. And for every hour you don't answer I kill a dog...
Wtf is wrong with me
ok
This guy
is Mask
[quote=Maks][quote=Ultraz]This guy[/quote]
Please finnish this sentence. I REALLY want to know what you say next. And for every hour you don't answer I kill a dog...
Wtf is wrong with me[/quote]
ok
This guy
is Mask
hookyhttp://tf2mingle.com
I thought this was a joke.... now I see that it's real ._.
[quote=hooky]http://tf2mingle.com[/quote]
I thought this was a joke.... now I see that it's real ._.
ok
This guy
is Mask[/quote]
I hope this is a good thing. If not... I dunno I'll send a pic of me liking your nans feet.
I should stay away from my pc when sleepy
ok
This guy
is Mask[/quote]
I hope this is a good thing. If not... I dunno I'll send a pic of me liking your nans feet.
I should stay away from my pc when sleepy