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how to die
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#31
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hold ur breath until cbear casts again

hold ur breath until cbear casts again
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#32
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can u take trump with u?

can u take trump with u?
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#33
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hehe watering down other people's mental illness is funny lol i-i want to die right guys? :D

hehe watering down other people's mental illness is funny lol i-i want to die right guys? :D
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#34
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hold ur breath until b4nny quits tf2

hold ur breath until b4nny quits tf2
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#35
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Wait until it's halloween (bad idea if you want to die right now) and search for some place where there is much decoration and scary stuff, idk, some spooooky halloween party or whatever. Then find a good location to hang yourself, possible somewhere out of reach but still visible. Everyone at the party would think that the dangling corpse of yours is some part of the decoration and will continue to celebrate and probably even include you on photos or videos and finally after all the celebration is over some staff guy will cut the rope around your neck thinking you're some kind of a dummy which'll make your guts spread out all over the floor.

Unlikely to happen but if it suceeds it'd be the greatest thing ever.

Wait until it's halloween (bad idea if you want to die right now) and search for some place where there is much decoration and scary stuff, idk, some spooooky halloween party or whatever. Then find a good location to hang yourself, possible somewhere out of reach but still visible. Everyone at the party would think that the dangling corpse of yours is some part of the decoration and will continue to celebrate and probably even include you on photos or videos and finally after all the celebration is over some staff guy will cut the rope around your neck thinking you're some kind of a dummy which'll make your guts spread out all over the floor.

Unlikely to happen but if it suceeds it'd be the greatest thing ever.
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#36
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live a sucessful and meaningful life
then die in ur bed at 100

live a sucessful and meaningful life
then die in ur bed at 100
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#37
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how to cry for help on a dead video game forum

how to cry for help on a dead video game forum
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#38
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Drink bleach

Drink bleach
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