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121
#121
25 Frags +

posting for a friend

CarrotGamer : Oh wow you airshot me congratulaions
dr.little woman : congratulaions
CarrotGamer : Shut the fuck up you're so fucking annoying lmao and you're not that good
dr.little woman : You seem upset, friend.
CarrotGamer : lmao im not mad you're just fucking terrible and you should quit tf2 all you do is stand on nipple and shoot rockets
CarrotGamer : Glad to see the tf2 skill ceiling is lowering everyday
CarrotGamer has left the game (Disconnected by user.)
dr.little woman : I just got roasted

posting for a friend

CarrotGamer : Oh wow you airshot me congratulaions
dr.little woman : congratulaions
CarrotGamer : Shut the fuck up you're so fucking annoying lmao and you're not that good
dr.little woman : You seem upset, friend.
CarrotGamer : lmao im not mad you're just fucking terrible and you should quit tf2 all you do is stand on nipple and shoot rockets
CarrotGamer : Glad to see the tf2 skill ceiling is lowering everyday
CarrotGamer has left the game (Disconnected by user.)
dr.little woman : I just got roasted
122
#122
14 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/GsJy6fw.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/GsJy6fw.jpg
123
#123
82 Frags +

LG | cyzer.iT : HOLY FUCK WE COULD HAVE PLAYED MIXUP 10 MINUTES AGO
竜✌鯨兄 : frig u cryzer thats ur new name cuz u cry so much wa wa lil baby fuck u

LG | cyzer.iT : HOLY FUCK WE COULD HAVE PLAYED MIXUP 10 MINUTES AGO
竜✌鯨兄 : frig u cryzer thats ur new name cuz u cry so much wa wa lil baby fuck u
124
#124
3 Frags +

(taken from a "comp" match)
deathmerchant(dontknowtheactualname): come on red can you streamroll these idiots i have to pug

the match went on for like 15 minutes and we won (i was on his team)

(taken from a "comp" match)
deathmerchant(dontknowtheactualname): come on red can you streamroll these idiots i have to pug

the match went on for like 15 minutes and we won (i was on his team)
125
#125
5 Frags +

taken from a good friend, too funny.

9:50 PM - Diamond: As a Server Scout, it is my job to inquire farther after a suspected exploit/hack abuser is captured on film. Before, or if, a report is submitted, can you make a case on wether or not a cheat was abused?
9:51 PM - heartmender LFT Sniper: I have 5,000 hours on this game, 600 of which being on Sniper. Report me if you'd like, but I have 4 years of experience playing this game.
9:55 PM - Diamond: Fair enough. No reports will be submitted. But I can tell you one thing, in my few months of being paid to scout out exploit/hack abusers, it sure as hell looked like you were. Either that or you are a damn good sniper. Have a nice day,

friend : http://steamcommunity.com/id/ElegyOfFuckThis/

taken from a good friend, too funny.

9:50 PM - Diamond: As a Server Scout, it is my job to inquire farther after a suspected exploit/hack abuser is captured on film. Before, or if, a report is submitted, can you make a case on wether or not a cheat was abused?
9:51 PM - heartmender LFT Sniper: I have 5,000 hours on this game, 600 of which being on Sniper. Report me if you'd like, but I have 4 years of experience playing this game.
9:55 PM - Diamond: Fair enough. No reports will be submitted. But I can tell you one thing, in my few months of being paid to scout out exploit/hack abusers, it sure as hell looked like you were. Either that or you are a damn good sniper. Have a nice day,

friend : http://steamcommunity.com/id/ElegyOfFuckThis/
126
#126
0 Frags +

NBG - LuckyMines/Trade.tf : i did apsoltry noting xD

NBG - LuckyMines/Trade.tf : i did apsoltry noting xD
127
#127
10 Frags +
gatsan 竜✌鯨兄 : cryzer

why did this not catch on?

[quote=gatsan] 竜✌鯨兄 : cryzer[/quote]
why did this not catch on?
128
#128
19 Frags +
gatsanLG | cyzer.iT : HOLY FUCK WE COULD HAVE PLAYED MIXUP 10 MINUTES AGO
竜✌鯨兄 : frig u cryzer thats ur new name cuz u cry so much wa wa lil baby fuck u

i love mesr

also did you get that from my profile LOL

[quote=gatsan]LG | cyzer.iT : HOLY FUCK WE COULD HAVE PLAYED MIXUP 10 MINUTES AGO
竜✌鯨兄 : frig u cryzer thats ur new name cuz u cry so much wa wa lil baby fuck u[/quote]

i love mesr

also did you get that from my profile LOL
129
#129
11 Frags +

icewalker : flatline go die in a dick fire

icewalker : flatline go die in a dick fire
130
#130
5 Frags +

i have a bunch of these https://imgur.com/a/YW27Y
here are some of my favorites:

http://i.imgur.com/fDZFWrM.png

http://i.imgur.com/1OSOyYF.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/9lYAhRV.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/V7yLR8q.jpg

i have a bunch of these https://imgur.com/a/YW27Y
here are some of my favorites:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/fDZFWrM.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/1OSOyYF.jpg[/img][img]https://i.imgur.com/9lYAhRV.jpg[/img][img]https://i.imgur.com/V7yLR8q.jpg[/img]
131
#131
4 Frags +

*DEAD* Moistness : saxton hale busts a nut
*DEAD* Moistness : do you think saxton likes to jerk his gurkin?
*DEAD* Moistness : the secret behind saxtons strenght is that he busts 4 nuts avery day

*DEAD* Moistness : saxton hale busts a nut
*DEAD* Moistness : do you think saxton likes to jerk his gurkin?
*DEAD* Moistness : the secret behind saxtons strenght is that he busts 4 nuts avery day
132
#132
0 Frags +

D:

One*Shot: : kick pouskiry

Trimmin Eagles : puski eat my weiner

*DEAD* PidoBrothersYT : mousirki
PidoBrothersYT : puoaskir
PidoBrothersYT : he nailed all smg shots

NikitaStar18 : POLUSCARI HACK

laphinwasa : i hate hack
laphinwasa : pusoaki/

эльдар Бродвей : pioscaru off fucking aim bot

The Finnish alphabets man

D:

One*Shot: : kick pouskiry

Trimmin Eagles : puski eat my weiner

*DEAD* PidoBrothersYT : mousirki
PidoBrothersYT : puoaskir
PidoBrothersYT : he nailed all smg shots

NikitaStar18 : POLUSCARI HACK

laphinwasa : i hate hack
laphinwasa : pusoaki/

эльдар Бродвей : pioscaru off fucking aim bot

The Finnish alphabets man
133
#133
2 Frags +

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/533996510356559259/5BA0869296B00DDC1EE3FF0DE7D4E2B1C9F14160/

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/533996510356559259/5BA0869296B00DDC1EE3FF0DE7D4E2B1C9F14160/
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#134
5 Frags +
blazegatsanLG | cyzer.iT : HOLY FUCK WE COULD HAVE PLAYED MIXUP 10 MINUTES AGO
竜✌鯨兄 : frig u cryzer thats ur new name cuz u cry so much wa wa lil baby fuck u

i love mesr

also did you get that from my profile LOL

yes

[quote=blaze][quote=gatsan]LG | cyzer.iT : HOLY FUCK WE COULD HAVE PLAYED MIXUP 10 MINUTES AGO
竜✌鯨兄 : frig u cryzer thats ur new name cuz u cry so much wa wa lil baby fuck u[/quote]

i love mesr

also did you get that from my profile LOL[/quote]

yes
135
#135
36 Frags +

(TEAM) stabby stabby : guys
(TEAM) stabby stabby : lets all go spy and annoy the hell out of em'
(TEAM) cliff pyro : no
(TEAM) cliff pyro : spy is for wussies
(TEAM) cliff pyro : go something good
(TEAM) cliff pyro : like cliff pyro

(TEAM) stabby stabby : guys
(TEAM) stabby stabby : lets all go spy and annoy the hell out of em'
(TEAM) cliff pyro : no
(TEAM) cliff pyro : spy is for wussies
(TEAM) cliff pyro : go something good
(TEAM) cliff pyro : like cliff pyro
136
#136
4 Frags +

i am the beach (bitch) : give me win ! ! !

Doc Im Dying Over Here : FCKIN SENTARY

(TEAM) themagpie : lets kick ass lads
(TEAM) R0GAN IS THE UNO MASTER : retard quick fix, feel free to heal fellow medics any time :)

bm?? : IM NO money

Dr.Spoods M.D. : vaylren i hope u get hanged like the little nigger u are

i am the beach (bitch) : give me win ! ! !

Doc Im Dying Over Here : FCKIN SENTARY

(TEAM) themagpie : lets kick ass lads
(TEAM) R0GAN IS THE UNO MASTER : retard quick fix, feel free to heal fellow medics any time :)

bm?? : IM NO money

Dr.Spoods M.D. : vaylren i hope u get hanged like the little nigger u are
137
#137
-4 Frags +

[CGM]TooOldSkool4Yall: OLOOOL
[CGM]TooOldSkool4Yall: GET REKT COHEED
[CGM]TooOldSkool4Yall: bich
(i was coheed_fan_2131)

[CGM]TooOldSkool4Yall: OLOOOL
[CGM]TooOldSkool4Yall: GET REKT COHEED
[CGM]TooOldSkool4Yall: bich
(i was coheed_fan_2131)
138
#138
4 Frags +

she got a body like an hourglas : what is an esea :)?

she got a body like an hourglas : what is an esea :)?
139
#139
1 Frags +

https://gyazo.com/ea903fa934fd705aeb1b73cc37a01079
4 am pubs

https://gyazo.com/ea903fa934fd705aeb1b73cc37a01079
4 am pubs
140
#140
0 Frags +

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/492402910687139179/F2B5C35C38395FA20FCF16A244A25A36BEC91E71/

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/492402910687139179/F2B5C35C38395FA20FCF16A244A25A36BEC91E71/
141
#141
9 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/JZN4SLl.png
http://i.imgur.com/ksDsIp6.png
http://i.imgur.com/qnA5elZ.png
http://i.imgur.com/Hpv2Ai6.png
http://i.imgur.com/h7e0bbt.png

http://i.imgur.com/JZN4SLl.png
http://i.imgur.com/ksDsIp6.png
http://i.imgur.com/qnA5elZ.png
http://i.imgur.com/Hpv2Ai6.png
http://i.imgur.com/h7e0bbt.png
142
#142
23 Frags +

KijaJoutehᵗʳ : 'i pretend to be nursey because i am good' -no one ever
bleh joined team BLU
Nursey the Kid : wtf
TERRY CREWS : too bad it's actually nursey
Nursey the Kid : who would pretend to be me
Nursey the Kid : im streaming
rybkaa joined team SPECTATORS
bleh joined team SPECTATORS
bleh joined team BLU
KijaJoutehᵗʳ : too bad you're actually jewish

darkengineer666 : my darkness grows

i didn't save any of it but one time when i was pubbing some guy was seriously trying to defend the usage of sprays containing CP (not the gamemode the highly illegal one)

KijaJoutehᵗʳ : 'i pretend to be nursey because i am good' -no one ever
bleh joined team BLU
Nursey the Kid : wtf
TERRY CREWS : too bad it's actually nursey
Nursey the Kid : who would pretend to be me
Nursey the Kid : im streaming
rybkaa joined team SPECTATORS
bleh joined team SPECTATORS
bleh joined team BLU
KijaJoutehᵗʳ : too bad you're actually jewish

darkengineer666 : my darkness grows

i didn't save any of it but one time when i was pubbing some guy was seriously trying to defend the usage of sprays containing CP (not the gamemode the highly illegal one)
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#143
-1 Frags +

b rabbit : that sharp.dlt fucker whatever was talking about like counterjumping for a super cool advantage on another gamer there is NO reason to be a douche to win

b rabbit : that sharp.dlt fucker whatever was talking about like counterjumping for a super cool advantage on another gamer there is NO reason to be a douche to win
144
#144
-2 Frags +

me and my friends make pastebins of all the stupid things people say. i highly recommend doing it

me and my friends make pastebins of all the stupid things people say. i highly recommend doing it
145
#145
16 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/H5kShoD.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/H5kShoD.jpg[/img]
146
#146
7 Frags +
bLahttp://imgur.com/H5kShoD

when ur mom leaves the room

[quote=bLa]http://imgur.com/H5kShoD[/quote]

when ur mom leaves the room
147
#147
3 Frags +

*DEAD*(TEAM) thekillerzxx : kim you s ggood i heal only you
*DEAD* thekillerzxx : kim stop move a lot and cant follow you

*DEAD*(TEAM) thekillerzxx : kim you s ggood i heal only you
*DEAD* thekillerzxx : kim stop move a lot and cant follow you
148
#148
14 Frags +

Pash(a) De Whishky : WHY ARE U PLAYING CASUAL
Pash(a) De Whishky : UR FUCKING OPEN

Pash(a) De Whishky : WHY ARE U PLAYING CASUAL
Pash(a) De Whishky : UR FUCKING OPEN
149
#149
4 Frags +
sendme and my friends make pastebins of all the stupid things people say. i highly recommend doing it

me too http://pastebin.com/ibFJxMpR

[quote=send]me and my friends make pastebins of all the stupid things people say. i highly recommend doing it[/quote]
me too http://pastebin.com/ibFJxMpR
150
#150
5 Frags +

gatoAlex : you guys never play comp if you cant work like a team i know i sound gay but im tired of losin

gatoAlex : you guys never play comp if you cant work like a team i know i sound gay but im tired of losin
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