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Ronin cuts phorofor, poaches Nursey
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#181
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supersubphoroforButtface_JonesTrying to get caught up on reading, I stumbled on this today: http://www.thespire.tv/esea-invite-preseason-interviews-phorofor/

"Our team didn’t have enough drama. If you look at everything that is happening with other teams a lot of stuff is going on for them. But our team has no drama. I wanted drama."
That was before everything went down. Before rando told me he cucked me. Obviously a few of the things I said are wrong now.

Thank you for doing the right thing and saving bird noises

do you mean to say that he saved the world from the horrible fate of having cookiejake be a top4 medic?

https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/354/3.0

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he got cucked out of playing on 3 different invite teams in one off season

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/704037974368567928/2175BA9BEB76EEC5CA31BDCA25E3693E9330B391/

[quote=supersub][quote=phorofor][quote=Buttface_Jones]Trying to get caught up on reading, I stumbled on this today: http://www.thespire.tv/esea-invite-preseason-interviews-phorofor/

"Our team didn’t have enough drama. If you look at everything that is happening with other teams a lot of stuff is going on for them. But our team has no drama. I wanted drama."[/quote]
That was before everything went down. Before rando told me he cucked me. Obviously a few of the things I said are wrong now.[/quote]

Thank you for doing the right thing and [b]saving bird noises[/b][/quote]
do you mean to say that he saved the world from the horrible fate of having cookiejake be a top4 medic?
[img]https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/354/3.0[/img]

[spoiler]he got cucked out of playing on 3 different invite teams in one off season
[img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/704037974368567928/2175BA9BEB76EEC5CA31BDCA25E3693E9330B391/[/img][/spoiler]
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#182
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cookiejake gets fucked: the offseason

cookiejake gets fucked: the offseason
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#183
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His name is cookiejake. How do you not get fucked for having a name like that

His name is cookiejake. How do you not get fucked for having a name like that
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#184
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Corsadw, there's more to come soon

some men just want to watch the world burn

[quote=Corsa]
dw, there's more to come soon[/quote]
some men just want to watch the world burn
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#185
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bl4nkHis name is cookiejake. How do you not get fucked for having a name like that

idk somehow EvilMrMuffinz :D turned out fine tho...

[quote=bl4nk]His name is cookiejake. How do you not get fucked for having a name like that[/quote]

idk somehow EvilMrMuffinz :D turned out fine tho...
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#186
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Naw that one is pretty sperglord as well

Naw that one is pretty sperglord as well
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#187
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all of this was caused by a memelord girl gamer

all of this was caused by a memelord girl gamer
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#188
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Huckall of this was caused by a memelord girl gamer

don't forget the love circle of gayweebs that was part of it too

[quote=Huck]all of this was caused by a memelord girl gamer[/quote]
don't forget the love circle of gayweebs that was part of it too
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#189
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on tuesday 404 was "too emotionally unstable to play with"
on wednesday "it is only fair to try him out"
on thursday they pick him up

pathetic, i bet corsa made the call

mixed the days up u got it anyways wont change it

on tuesday 404 was "too emotionally unstable to play with"
on wednesday "it is only fair to try him out"
on thursday they pick him up

pathetic, i bet corsa made the call

mixed the days up u got it anyways wont change it
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#190
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today is wednesday tho

today is wednesday tho
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#191
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Nurseytoday is wednesday tho

http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/moyai.png

[quote=Nursey]today is wednesday tho[/quote]

[img]http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/moyai.png[/img]
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#192
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likoon tuesday 404 was "too emotionally unstable to play with"
on wednesday "it is only fair to try him out"
on thursday they pick him up

pathetic, i bet corsa made the call

i was med for bird noises

i'd get elected on friday
assassinated on saturday
buried on sunday

[quote=liko]on tuesday 404 was "too emotionally unstable to play with"
on wednesday "it is only fair to try him out"
on thursday they pick him up

pathetic, i bet corsa made the call[/quote]

i was med for bird noises

i'd get elected on friday
assassinated on saturday
buried on sunday
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#193
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Nurseytoday is wednesday tho

https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/30/3.0

[quote=Nursey]today is wednesday tho[/quote]

https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/30/3.0
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#194
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Nurseytoday is wednesday tho

https://coubsecure-a.akamaihd.net/get/b58/p/coub/simple/cw_timeline_pic/67c19e39d28/eb16592e7febf59c0c79d/big_1462379101_image.jpg

[quote=Nursey]today is wednesday tho[/quote]
[img]https://coubsecure-a.akamaihd.net/get/b58/p/coub/simple/cw_timeline_pic/67c19e39d28/eb16592e7febf59c0c79d/big_1462379101_image.jpg[/img]
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#195
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hey i havent been with tf2 in a week can someone tell me what happened? all i heard was there was a 12 year old girl on twitter

hey i havent been with tf2 in a week can someone tell me what happened? all i heard was there was a 12 year old girl on twitter
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#196
Momentum Mod
25 Frags +

youre in buddy

youre in buddy
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#197
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do0mhey i havent been with tf2 in a week can someone tell me what happened? all i heard was there was a 12 year old girl on twitter

phorofor thought he was dating this girl that rando decided to court

he is cut due to throwing a hissy fit about this, and ronin pick up nursey

phorofor decides to leak ronin strats on the forums (and gets nuked)

cookiejake was going to be playing for bird noises in place of nursey

he gets benched for phorofor

[quote=do0m]hey i havent been with tf2 in a week can someone tell me what happened? all i heard was there was a 12 year old girl on twitter[/quote]
phorofor thought he was dating this girl that rando decided to court

he is cut due to throwing a hissy fit about this, and ronin pick up nursey

phorofor decides to leak ronin strats on the forums (and gets nuked)

cookiejake was going to be playing for bird noises in place of nursey

he gets benched for phorofor
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#198
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#199
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x

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#200
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SkyRanger-TSARBUXI didn't see the leak. Has it been deleted?Wholegrainphorofor decides to leak ronin strats on the forums (and gets nuked)

nuked=deleted

[quote=SkyRanger-TSARBUX]I didn't see the leak. Has it been deleted?[/quote]

[quote=Wholegrain]phorofor decides to leak ronin strats on the forums (and gets nuked)[/quote]
nuked=deleted
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#201
Momentum Mod
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the answer to your question is in parentheses on the same line man

the answer to your question is in parentheses on the same line man
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#202
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Hellbentyoure in buddy

oh its fuckin LIT

[quote=Hellbent]youre in buddy[/quote]
oh its fuckin LIT
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#203
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x

x
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#204
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what if this has all be an elaborate plan by corsa to secretly weaken ronin, because in reality he has been working for b4nny all along... RONIN WAS AN INSIDE JOB

what if this has all be an elaborate plan by corsa to secretly weaken ronin, because in reality he has been working for b4nny all along... RONIN WAS AN INSIDE JOB
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#205
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7/11 was a part time job.

7/11 was a part time job.
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#206
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Beelthazuswhat if this has all be an elaborate plan by corsa to secretly weaken ronin, because in reality he has been working for b4nny all along... RONIN WAS AN INSIDE JOB

You might be onto something here, b4nny knows first-hand the devastating impact of the cuck strat.

[quote=Beelthazus]what if this has all be an elaborate plan by corsa to secretly weaken ronin, because in reality he has been working for b4nny all along... RONIN WAS AN INSIDE JOB[/quote]

You might be onto something here, b4nny knows first-hand the devastating impact of the cuck strat.
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#207
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what the fuck is cuck and why do people use that word????????????

what the fuck is cuck and why do people use that word????????????
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#208
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cookiewhat the fuck is cuck and why do people use that word????????????

A cuck is someone who likes watching their partner have sex with other people. People use it because they're idiots.

[quote=cookie]what the fuck is cuck and why do people use that word????????????[/quote]
A cuck is someone who likes watching their partner have sex with other people. People use it because they're idiots.
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#209
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http://whysoblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kate-beckinsale-much-ado-about-nothing-2.jpeg

[img]http://whysoblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kate-beckinsale-much-ado-about-nothing-2.jpeg[/img]
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#210
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flufcookiewhat the fuck is cuck and why do people use that word????????????A cuck is someone who likes watching their partner have sex with other people. People use it because they're idiots.

It's also short for cuckold, referring to how some cuckoo birds lay their eggs in other birds' nests.
Etymology available here: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cuckold

[quote=fluf][quote=cookie]what the fuck is cuck and why do people use that word????????????[/quote]
A cuck is someone who likes watching their partner have sex with other people. People use it because they're idiots.[/quote]
It's also short for cuckold, referring to how some cuckoo birds lay their eggs in other birds' nests.
Etymology available here: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cuckold
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