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My heart hurts.
posted in The Dumpster
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Have you ever noticed that when you're merely sexually attracted to a woman and you masturbate while thinking of her, you feel relieved once the deed is done, but when you truly love someone the feelings don't go away after you're finished? I really love this girl i bought a mini-fridge from back in September, but whenever I see that black box of sadness I'm reminded of my unrequited love. I know its weird to get this attached someone I've only spent an hour and 15 minutes with total in real life, but who's heart wouldn't be broken if they were cancelled on to go see some shitty christian country rock artist? Maybe this girl is just too happy to be with me. The only two girls that have ever truly liked me as a person after really getting to know me are this one girl that started talking to me right after her parents got divorced and another one that started talking to me right after her mom died. I don't want to this but I believe I have to. I'm going to have sex with her mother and tear her family apart. If her mother is too faithful then I may have to murder her. Its going to be hard looking in the eyes of the woman I love's mother as she lays there dying, bleeding out from a well-aimed meatshot, but I'll make sure that I'll never have to see those same inconsolable tears run down her daughter's precious face.

Have you ever noticed that when you're merely sexually attracted to a woman and you masturbate while thinking of her, you feel relieved once the deed is done, but when you truly love someone the feelings don't go away after you're finished? I really love this girl i bought a mini-fridge from back in September, but whenever I see that black box of sadness I'm reminded of my unrequited love. I know its weird to get this attached someone I've only spent an hour and 15 minutes with total in real life, but who's heart wouldn't be broken if they were cancelled on to go see some shitty christian country rock artist? Maybe this girl is just too happy to be with me. The only two girls that have ever truly liked me as a person after really getting to know me are this one girl that started talking to me right after her parents got divorced and another one that started talking to me right after her mom died. I don't want to this but I believe I have to. I'm going to have sex with her mother and tear her family apart. If her mother is too faithful then I may have to murder her. Its going to be hard looking in the eyes of the woman I love's mother as she lays there dying, bleeding out from a well-aimed meatshot, but I'll make sure that I'll never have to see those same inconsolable tears run down her daughter's precious face.
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#2
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what?

what?
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#3
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yes

yes
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#4
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"black box of sadness"

is this a jab at how shit of an unlock the black box is

"black box of sadness"

is this a jab at how shit of an unlock the black box is
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#5
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http://www.clipartbest.com/cliparts/LiK/dK7/LiKdK7aia.jpeg

[img]http://www.clipartbest.com/cliparts/LiK/dK7/LiKdK7aia.jpeg[/img]
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#6
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good read

good read
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#7
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I thought this was about 20b
disappointed

I thought this was about 20b
disappointed
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#8
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capn can you please lay off on the the booze

capn can you please lay off on the the booze
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#9
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LMFAO

LMFAO
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#10
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http://img.pandawhale.com/post-50949-dumpster-fire-gif-Imgur-yGwM.gif

[img]http://img.pandawhale.com/post-50949-dumpster-fire-gif-Imgur-yGwM.gif[/img]
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#11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJgrNDy_TY&index=7&list=LLIx0NAVBN14MKI5VYHSP7DQ

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJgrNDy_TY&index=7&list=LLIx0NAVBN14MKI5VYHSP7DQ[/youtube]
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#12
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why

why
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#13
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huh

ok

huh




ok
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#14
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i see an opportunity for the next stultus to rise and take the legacy

i see an opportunity for the next stultus to rise and take the legacy
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#15
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im gay

im gay
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capnfapnI really love this girl i bought a mini-fridge from back in September

how is the fridge? I'm thinking of getting one to keep my drinks cold desk-side while I'm playing tf2.

[quote=capnfapn]I really love this girl i bought a mini-fridge from back in September[/quote]
how is the fridge? I'm thinking of getting one to keep my drinks cold desk-side while I'm playing tf2.
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#17
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thinking about how cool it would be if you showed this tot he girl and her mom at the same time

thinking about how cool it would be if you showed this tot he girl and her mom at the same time
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#18
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dflame makes me want to hang myself and myself wants to make myself hang myself

dflame makes me want to hang myself and myself wants to make myself hang myself
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miwocapnfapnI really love this girl i bought a mini-fridge from back in Septemberhow is the fridge? I'm thinking of getting one to keep my drinks cold desk-side while I'm playing tf2.

its pretty nice fridge! The only problem is that the compartments on the door arent designed very well and if you arent careful stuff can fall out. its not a tiny little cube minifridge like one that would want to put under your desk though. Its more like the ones you see in hotels.

[quote=miwo][quote=capnfapn]I really love this girl i bought a mini-fridge from back in September[/quote]
how is the fridge? I'm thinking of getting one to keep my drinks cold desk-side while I'm playing tf2.[/quote]

its pretty nice fridge! The only problem is that the compartments on the door arent designed very well and if you arent careful stuff can fall out. its not a tiny little cube minifridge like one that would want to put under your desk though. Its more like the ones you see in hotels.
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#20
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fwaawasgag

fwaawasgag
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#21
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ghw4yh3sewzgsxgxg

ghw4yh3sewzgsxgxg
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#22
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Rough day?

Rough day?
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#23
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I know that feel, OP.

I decided to keep myself going through a bad math class just because the girl in front of me was cute. But now she transferred and I'm probably gonna drop the class...

I know that feel, OP.

I decided to keep myself going through a bad math class just because the girl in front of me was cute. But now she transferred and I'm probably gonna drop the class...
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#24
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tfw only a select few will know the joys of staying noided

http://i.imgur.com/PfZzvu2.png

tfw only a select few will know the joys of staying noided

[img]http://i.imgur.com/PfZzvu2.png[/img]
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#25
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why is this not in the dumpster

why is this not in the dumpster
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#26
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I feel life this is reddit BS

I feel life this is reddit BS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-mPGJekly4

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-mPGJekly4[/youtube]
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#28
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Don't save her. She don't wanna be saved - J.Cole

Don't save her. She don't wanna be saved - J.Cole
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indecency"black box of sadness"

is this a jab at how shit of an unlock the black box is

fuck you don't judge ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[quote=indecency]"black box of sadness"

is this a jab at how shit of an unlock the black box is[/quote]
fuck you don't judge ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Get her a microwave.

Get her a microwave.
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