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ESEA-IM S22 Happenings/Predictions
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#331
18 Frags +
trippathese opinions are fucking wild man i dont know where to start

saving private im

best player
flatline

[quote=trippa]these opinions are fucking wild man i dont know where to start[/quote]

saving private im

best player
flatline
332
#332
1 Frags +

dont slip
idk how this team has managed to do good everyone but marmaloo and fuzion suck
worst players
vaati and megawac
best player:
marmaloo

whoops im an idiot

dont slip
idk how this team has managed to do good everyone but [b]marmaloo and fuzion suck[/b]
worst players
vaati and megawac
[b]best player:
marmaloo[/b]

whoops im an idiot
333
#333
8 Frags +

i think he meant to say "everyone but marmaloo and fuzion sucks"

also thanks to cookiejake for hooking me up with this laff mine

if it is mustard i love how he shittalks his own players in this post

i think he meant to say "everyone but marmaloo and fuzion sucks"

also thanks to cookiejake for hooking me up with this laff mine

if it is mustard i love how he shittalks his own players in this post
334
#334
21 Frags +

fortunate hostages
open players with big dreams will get shot down and probably die next season after going 4-12
worst players
wish and kryptonite
best player
yipyapper

rofl what

fortunate hostages
open players with big dreams will get shot down and probably die next season after going 4-12
[b]worst players[/b]
[b]wish[/b] and kryptonite
[b]best player[/b]
[b]yipyapper
[/b]
rofl what
335
#335
7 Frags +
Fenryrtrippathese opinions are fucking wild man i dont know where to start
saving private im

best player
flatline

:(

le sparkle gang
toxic players who will die after this season
worst players
tojo and han
best player
scrimshaw

[quote=Fenryr][quote=trippa]these opinions are fucking wild man i dont know where to start[/quote]

saving private im

best player
flatline[/quote]
:(


le sparkle gang
toxic players who will die after this season
[b]worst players[/b]
tojo and [b]han[/b]
best player
scrimshaw
336
#336
16 Frags +
a baby dog
team with 2 shitty scouts who will probably make finals then choke

grill yourself my dog
stupid name will probably win im vs chokers if they change their name following the legacy of netflix and chill yourself

no way this isnt mustard

[quote]a baby dog
team with 2 shitty scouts who will probably make finals then choke


grill yourself my dog
stupid name [b]will probably win im vs chokers[/b] if they change their name following the legacy of netflix and chill yourself[/quote]
no way this isnt mustard
337
#337
-10 Frags +

ya im sure ive dunked on all of u guys on scout im not sure where "they think they can offclass" came from

ya im sure ive dunked on all of u guys on scout im not sure where "they think they can offclass" came from
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#338
4 Frags +

Lmfao love anon pastebins

Lmfao love anon pastebins
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#339
3 Frags +
birth of a new day

best player
aim on pocket

How is it now owl on medic?

[quote] birth of a new day

best player
aim on pocket[/quote]

How is it now owl on medic?
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#340
-12 Frags +

man I love explicitly not posting on the forums for anything but hockey and some minor stuff so I don't attract attention and then getting my name thrown out to the dogs again, thanks a lot saam/whoever made it

man I love explicitly not posting on the forums for anything but hockey and some minor stuff so I don't attract attention and then getting my name thrown out to the dogs again, thanks a lot saam/whoever made it
341
#341
7 Frags +

han is pretty much the 2nd best player on the team (I'm assuming most of my teammates would agree) so idk who wrote this if they don't know that, I feel like mustard would.

han is pretty much the 2nd best player on the team (I'm assuming most of my teammates would agree) so idk who wrote this if they don't know that, I feel like mustard would.
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#342
16 Frags +

that whole pastebin is pretty retarded

that whole pastebin is pretty retarded
343
#343
9 Frags +
Yipyapperman I love explicitly not posting on the forums for anything but hockey and some minor stuff so I don't attract attention and then getting my name thrown out to the dogs again, thanks a lot saam/flatline

??? all i did was post it i didn't even call you out

don't kill the messenger bro

[quote=Yipyapper]man I love explicitly not posting on the forums for anything but hockey and some minor stuff so I don't attract attention and then getting my name thrown out to the dogs again, thanks a lot saam/flatline[/quote]
??? all i did was post it i didn't even call you out

don't kill the messenger bro
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#344
7 Frags +

"rejects from other teams come together to somehow manage to be decent"

Well if that's as malicious as he's got, I'll take it. Pretty sure every TF2 player could be considered that.

And yes, Rupee is a god

"rejects from other teams come together to somehow manage to be decent"

Well if that's as malicious as he's got, I'll take it. Pretty sure every TF2 player could be considered that.

And yes, Rupee is a god
345
#345
5 Frags +
Skyrolla"rejects from other teams come together to somehow manage to be decent"

Well if that's as malicious as he's got, I'll take it. Pretty sure every TF2 player could be considered that.

And yes, Rupee is a god

he called us decent

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/disneycreate/images/5/53/Not_bad.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20131018195503

[quote=Skyrolla]"rejects from other teams come together to somehow manage to be decent"

Well if that's as malicious as he's got, I'll take it. Pretty sure every TF2 player could be considered that.

And yes, Rupee is a god[/quote]
he called us decent

[img]http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/disneycreate/images/5/53/Not_bad.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20131018195503[/img]
346
#346
4 Frags +

i am pocket smh

i am pocket smh
347
#347
3 Frags +

"mistakes were made: the team"
someone clarify

"mistakes were made: the team"
someone clarify
348
#348
9 Frags +

best player on sochill by a wide margin is shamoo, that dude is whimsical

best player on sochill by a wide margin is shamoo, that dude is whimsical
349
#349
4 Frags +

ring me any class

ring me any class
350
#350
7 Frags +
Super-"mistakes were made: the team"
someone clarify

https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=6450125

editx2
also i can agree that i'm the worst player on the team but maelstrom carries me on the flank
forgot about super

[quote=Super-]"mistakes were made: the team"
someone clarify[/quote]
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=6450125

editx2
[s]also i can agree that i'm the worst player on the team[/s] but maelstrom carries me on the flank
forgot about super
351
#351
10 Frags +

I hate to disappoint, but that pastebin ain't me, for a variety of reasons:

1. I wouldn't pussyfoot and put it on pastebin (which prolly implies I'd be sending it to my friends and looking for validation pre-publicizing it), I'd just straight up post it on here

2. most of the opinions in it are wrong and I do not subscribe to them

3. I would never write about my own team in one of these

4. I would prolly know my own team's roster

I was considering writing my own little rankerooski and I feel like I almost have to now just to prove that I do not agree with this person

I hate to disappoint, but that pastebin ain't me, for a variety of reasons:

1. I wouldn't pussyfoot and put it on pastebin (which prolly implies I'd be sending it to my friends and looking for validation pre-publicizing it), I'd just straight up post it on here

2. most of the opinions in it are wrong and I do not subscribe to them

3. I would never write about my own team in one of these

4. I would prolly know my own team's roster

I was considering writing my own little rankerooski and I feel like I almost have to now just to prove that I do not agree with this person
352
#352
-5 Frags +

alright alder dont speak to me ever again i have 9 hours in the past 2 weeks and i still slam

alright alder dont speak to me ever again i have 9 hours in the past 2 weeks and i still slam
353
#353
13 Frags +

some observations for now:

a baby dog- phlps is one of the better players on that team and marmaduke is def not the best

good players ft. luxor- broking aint carrying shit, pelt and to a slightly lesser extent knuckles are

dont slip- marm and fuzion are their best two players but the rest of them dont suck, megawac has been a pleasant surprise on roamer (he used to kinda suck but hes good now), also fuzion is pretty clearly #1 on that team and is in the running for best scout in IM

ziggurat complex- ok this one was almost too easy a joke

six guys off- saelot after half a season will be better than most of these dudes, and farns is nothing special

blanc esports- smashy isnt their worst player but they made a whiteracecadet joke so I can't argue that much

my team- beaver aint on it no more, we prolly wont win IM, the name is dynamite

hot dads- sideways whoopi goldberg is a GOD also who the fuck is rupee (ive never actually played this team tbqqqh)

fortunate hostages- wish and phone are their best players prob, r0fl yipyapper

birth of a new day- botmode is better than aim, otherwise hard 2 argue with

sparkle gang- I choose not to dive too deep into this team's world

le sparkle gang- han is pretty good actually, top 2 player on their team

sochill- it is definitely not too hard to tell that shamoo is the best player on this team, also maelstrom is pretty good

saving private IM- vari is prolly their best player despite what people think of him

3005- *patrick voice* who are you people!?

scruff and the mcgruffs- scruff mcgruff best spychecker IM

some observations for now:


a baby dog- phlps is one of the better players on that team and marmaduke is def not the best

good players ft. luxor- broking aint carrying shit, pelt and to a slightly lesser extent knuckles are

dont slip- marm and fuzion are their best two players but the rest of them dont suck, megawac has been a pleasant surprise on roamer (he used to kinda suck but hes good now), also fuzion is pretty clearly #1 on that team and is in the running for best scout in IM

ziggurat complex- ok this one was almost too easy a joke

six guys off- saelot after half a season will be better than most of these dudes, and farns is nothing special

blanc esports- smashy isnt their worst player but they made a whiteracecadet joke so I can't argue that much

my team- beaver aint on it no more, we prolly wont win IM, the name is dynamite

hot dads- sideways whoopi goldberg is a GOD also who the fuck is rupee (ive never actually played this team tbqqqh)

fortunate hostages- wish and phone are their best players prob, r0fl yipyapper

birth of a new day- botmode is better than aim, otherwise hard 2 argue with

sparkle gang- I choose not to dive too deep into this team's world

le sparkle gang- han is pretty good actually, top 2 player on their team

sochill- it is definitely not too hard to tell that shamoo is the best player on this team, also maelstrom is pretty good

saving private IM- vari is prolly their best player despite what people think of him

3005- *patrick voice* who are you people!?

scruff and the mcgruffs- scruff mcgruff best spychecker IM
354
#354
8 Frags +

4G.PootisDorito2003: I am so heated that ANYONE thought that pastebin was me.........
Endtroducing.....: ?
Endtroducing.....: oh i read the pastebin rofl
Endtroducing.....: yea thats autistic
Endtroducing.....: who do u think wrote it
4G.PootisDorito2003: either saam
Endtroducing.....: i feel like its cookiejake
4G.PootisDorito2003: or a high open player
4G.PootisDorito2003: prolly the latter
4G.PootisDorito2003: like I said
4G.PootisDorito2003: high open player
4G.PootisDorito2003: xd
Endtroducing.....: xD
Endtroducing.....: broking and pamphlet carrying open players and gay weeb
Endtroducing.....: i feel like he still is angry at froot
Endtroducing.....: for being a gay weeb and killing his team
4G.PootisDorito2003: good point
Endtroducing.....: that being said its pretty obvious that he is a gay weeb so who knows
Endtroducing.....: then again
Endtroducing.....: the chances of it being saam are pretty high too
Endtroducing.....: team with 2 shitty scouts who will probably make finals then choke
Endtroducing.....: all the references to last season
Endtroducing.....: gotta be one of those two imo
Endtroducing.....: could be someone like mason but idk why he would take the time to write this
Endtroducing.....: saam or cookie are definitely the two kinda people who would spend the time to make this and then not publicize it

bear and I are trying to CRACK THE CASE

4G.PootisDorito2003: I am so heated that ANYONE thought that pastebin was me.........
Endtroducing.....: ?
Endtroducing.....: oh i read the pastebin rofl
Endtroducing.....: yea thats autistic
Endtroducing.....: who do u think wrote it
4G.PootisDorito2003: either saam
Endtroducing.....: i feel like its cookiejake
4G.PootisDorito2003: or a high open player
4G.PootisDorito2003: prolly the latter
4G.PootisDorito2003: like I said
4G.PootisDorito2003: high open player
4G.PootisDorito2003: xd
Endtroducing.....: xD
Endtroducing.....: broking and pamphlet carrying open players and gay weeb
Endtroducing.....: i feel like he still is angry at froot
Endtroducing.....: for being a gay weeb and killing his team
4G.PootisDorito2003: good point
Endtroducing.....: that being said its pretty obvious that he is a gay weeb so who knows
Endtroducing.....: then again
Endtroducing.....: the chances of it being saam are pretty high too
Endtroducing.....: team with 2 shitty scouts who will probably make finals then choke
Endtroducing.....: all the references to last season
Endtroducing.....: gotta be one of those two imo
Endtroducing.....: could be someone like mason but idk why he would take the time to write this
Endtroducing.....: saam or cookie are definitely the two kinda people who would spend the time to make this and then not publicize it


bear and I are trying to CRACK THE CASE
355
#355
30 Frags +

mustard u have autism

mustard u have autism
356
#356
18 Frags +
mustardoverlord4G.PootisDorito2003: I am so heated that ANYONE thought that pastebin was me.........
Endtroducing.....: ?
Endtroducing.....: oh i read the pastebin rofl
Endtroducing.....: yea thats autistic
Endtroducing.....: who do u think wrote it
4G.PootisDorito2003: either saam
Endtroducing.....: i feel like its cookiejake
4G.PootisDorito2003: or a high open player
4G.PootisDorito2003: prolly the latter
4G.PootisDorito2003: like I said
4G.PootisDorito2003: high open player
4G.PootisDorito2003: xd
Endtroducing.....: xD
Endtroducing.....: broking and pamphlet carrying open players and gay weeb
Endtroducing.....: i feel like he still is angry at froot
Endtroducing.....: for being a gay weeb and killing his team
4G.PootisDorito2003: good point
Endtroducing.....: that being said its pretty obvious that he is a gay weeb so who knows
Endtroducing.....: then again
Endtroducing.....: the chances of it being saam are pretty high too
Endtroducing.....: team with 2 shitty scouts who will probably make finals then choke
Endtroducing.....: all the references to last season
Endtroducing.....: gotta be one of those two imo
Endtroducing.....: could be someone like mason but idk why he would take the time to write this
Endtroducing.....: saam or cookie are definitely the two kinda people who would spend the time to make this and then not publicize it

bear and I are trying to CRACK THE CASE

there's no universe where i call anyone besides you the worst player on your team

[quote=mustardoverlord]4G.PootisDorito2003: I am so heated that ANYONE thought that pastebin was me.........
Endtroducing.....: ?
Endtroducing.....: oh i read the pastebin rofl
Endtroducing.....: yea thats autistic
Endtroducing.....: who do u think wrote it
4G.PootisDorito2003: either saam
Endtroducing.....: i feel like its cookiejake
4G.PootisDorito2003: or a high open player
4G.PootisDorito2003: prolly the latter
4G.PootisDorito2003: like I said
4G.PootisDorito2003: high open player
4G.PootisDorito2003: xd
Endtroducing.....: xD
Endtroducing.....: broking and pamphlet carrying open players and gay weeb
Endtroducing.....: i feel like he still is angry at froot
Endtroducing.....: for being a gay weeb and killing his team
4G.PootisDorito2003: good point
Endtroducing.....: that being said its pretty obvious that he is a gay weeb so who knows
Endtroducing.....: then again
Endtroducing.....: the chances of it being saam are pretty high too
Endtroducing.....: team with 2 shitty scouts who will probably make finals then choke
Endtroducing.....: all the references to last season
Endtroducing.....: gotta be one of those two imo
Endtroducing.....: could be someone like mason but idk why he would take the time to write this
Endtroducing.....: saam or cookie are definitely the two kinda people who would spend the time to make this and then not publicize it


bear and I are trying to CRACK THE CASE[/quote]

there's no universe where i call anyone besides you the worst player on your team
357
#357
8 Frags +
mustardoverlordgood players ft. luxor- broking aint carrying shit, pelt and to a slightly lesser extent knuckles are

pelt is stupid good but broking is doing a lot of carrying too. His dm is good and his calls are the main force of our team.

plus in what universe would I be able to carry anything.

[quote=mustardoverlord]good players ft. luxor- broking aint carrying shit, pelt and to a slightly lesser extent knuckles are[/quote]

pelt is stupid good but broking is doing a lot of carrying too. His dm is good and his calls are the main force of our team.

plus in what universe would I be able to carry anything.
358
#358
7 Frags +

bear shamed me

bear shamed me
359
#359
7 Frags +

In other news, I recasted Don't Slip vs. Six Guys Off. I'm going to use my phone Mumble and record voice through that next time LOL, and maybe look into professional camera binds so I'm not frantically clicking through 11 other players to find the one person.

In other news, I recasted [url=https://youtu.be/uudYe3bbNRU]Don't Slip vs. Six Guys Off[/url]. I'm going to use my phone Mumble and record voice through that next time LOL, and maybe look into professional camera binds so I'm not frantically clicking through 11 other players to find the one person.
360
#360
8 Frags +

wooboy open sure is relaxing

wooboy open sure is relaxing
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