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Another SVIFT invasion of North America
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Recurse
September 11, 2018

As the sun rose over the shores of North America, a new dawn began for the SVIFT empire. After a season-long hiatus from the region, the European organization has established another New World settlement through the latest iteration of SVIFT NA.

Currently lying low under the moniker Fin, this new lineup owes its origins to the ashes of the old Ascent roster, which became increasingly unstable ever since their third-place finish in Season 26 of ESEA. This eventually culminated in its demise during the off-season, forcing Nursey and aim to flee to froyotech and Ma3laa to sponsor a wholly new team. Nevertheless, this left a gap in Invite that needed to be filled for the division’s survival, leading botmode to hurriedly assemble an all-new, all-different squad for the season.

botmode creates a new team last-minute for ESEA Invite. (picture by Ness "uberchain" Delacroix and Jasmine "Jasbutts" Ho)

From FROYO BLACK, botmode coaxed their backups highfive and zilly to return to SVIFT NA, and gleaned two other former teammates, slemnish and laz, from last season’s Intermediate runner-ups Faint Gaming. Finally, rounding out the team is delpo, who last seen ringing as Pocket Soldier for myanimelist last season, and a member of the very original SVIFT NA lineup.

Team Medic zilly provided us with a brief statement on the team's prospects for the upcoming season.

Our team’s so nasty this season, that not even that fatty shade is gonna want to taste us. Let’s examine the competition. corsa thinks he’s good, but he’s lost to yight on demo 4 times. sandbot is gonna malfunction halfway through the season. paddie’s gonna need a growth spurt and a stool if he wants to touch our knees. luc can be my daddy but he ain’t my mom or my teacher. banny’s gonna sweat so hard he’s gonna look like a large pizza with extra pepperoni by the time we’re done with him. habib is sick though... halal in the streets, haram in the sheets.

Let's look at our team. delpo. He just finished a year of training in the mountains, and he’s got some new tech. Hair flowing, man’s glowing while he plays the game. He just levitates and uses his mind to slay. Man is hot. laz is sick and he’s reliable as fuck as long as he isn’t a last minute booty call. He’s perfected mge to the point where his girlfriend has started calling him “The Spire.” botmode is a lost cause and all you froyo fangays that hype him up are low IQ brainlets. My scout combo have smoked their brains away and I’m not sure if anyone understands either of them anymore. slemnish only responds to BUFFMCSTRONGHUGE now. highfive? Absolute mad man. He just sings and talks about eating delpo’s ass. Not sure what nurbey did to him but it was fucking mental. All in all, new people new experience. 3rd place benny. brb i gotta go poo poo ◦

Fin-ishing out ESEA Invite, SVIFT NA consists of:

  • Scout: highfive
  • Scout: slemnish
  • Roamer: laz
  • Pocket: botmode
  • Demoman: delpo
  • Medic: zilly
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#1
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going into cardiac arrest brb

going into cardiac arrest brb
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#2
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When I didn't think that this season could get any better.

Zilly's statement though...

When I didn't think that this season could get any better.

Zilly's statement though...
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#3
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10/10 quote

10/10 quote
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#4
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brb i gotta go poo poo ◦

brb i gotta go poo poo ◦
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#5
79 Frags +

if they all local mute botmode and boost delpo 30db this is an easy 1st place

if they all local mute botmode and boost delpo 30db this is an easy 1st place
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#6
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took all of today to decide if this quote gets in or not, decission was made not to censor art

took all of today to decide if this quote gets in or not, decission was made not to censor art
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#7
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Just Get Delpo.

Just Get Delpo.
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#8
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me and zilly looking at delpos ass

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4nn3gsR8e0s/hqdefault.jpg

me and zilly looking at delpos ass
[img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4nn3gsR8e0s/hqdefault.jpg[/img]
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#9
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last minute heroes

last minute heroes
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#10
11 Frags +

if only botmode could grow a beard

if only botmode could grow a beard
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#11
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bascended_chang

bascended_chang
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#12
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmRaLmJXgAAulmh.jpg

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmRaLmJXgAAulmh.jpg[/img]
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#13
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that quote could easly fit in a Tarantino movie

that quote could easly fit in a Tarantino movie
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#14
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GO SLEMNISH!

GO SLEMNISH!
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#15
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that quote deserves its own article

that quote deserves its own article
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#16
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daddy

daddy
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#17
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Let me just say, wow.

Let me just say, wow.
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#18
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https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/120667/3.0

[img]https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/120667/3.0[/img]
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#19
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stacked af

stacked af
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#20
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zilly is my idol

zilly is my idol
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#21
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I love you zilly

I love you zilly
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#22
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#thirdplaceb4nny is all but guaranteed now . . .

#thirdplaceb4nny is all but guaranteed now . . .
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#23
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Menachemthat quote deserves its own article

This quote deserves it's own movie poster. If someone can get me all their faces I'll do it.

[quote=Menachem]that quote deserves its own article[/quote]

This quote deserves it's own movie poster. If someone can get me all their faces I'll do it.
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#24
5 Frags +

god man this is really the dream team

god man this is really the dream team
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#25
3 Frags +

where's clockwork now

where's clockwork now
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#26
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LOL

how can i not root for zilly now, i mean shit

LOL

how can i not root for zilly now, i mean shit
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#27
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ascent will be 5th now

ascent will be 5th now
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#28
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As long as account sharing doesn't come into play these statements could mean something.

As long as account sharing doesn't come into play these statements could mean something.
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#29
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https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/BLMDxR5Ytahg2qH7PyTw

https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/BLMDxR5Ytahg2qH7PyTw
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#30
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This season's gonna be insane

This season's gonna be insane
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