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By Clement Clarke Feces

'Twas the pug before Cronjemas, when all through the geeb
Not a creature was speaking, not even Habib;
His stickies were placed in the bucket with care,
In hopes that St. Cookiejake soon would be there;

But sighguy was nestled all snug with his med,
While visions of top-heals danced in his head;
And BIG_MAMA in her 'kerchief, and laz in his cap,
Had just settled down for a stalemate's nap.

When lower in grass there arose such a clatter,
laz sprang out of saw to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Dropped unto the roamer and shot like Thalash.

Then Sigh on the comm of the now-fallen tojo,
Gave the call of a sac to known banny sub, Mojo.
When, what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But an uncloaking spy, and a pop made in fear.

It was little old corsa, so lively and quick,
He knew in that moment the sac was a trick.
More rapid than eagles corsa's teammates arrived,
And sigh shouted at cookie, "You would have survived!"

"Now, DELPO! now, CORSA! now, HABIB and FAUST!
They'll cap two-" and circa chimed in, "We lost."
They fled back to middle! they retreated to last!
They were saved by an unlikely drop from sandblast.

The score was 4-4 and they needed to push
circa cried out to cookie, "move that little med tush!"
laz and tambo cleared lower, all the combo cleared right;
but in dropdown sat delpo, all dolled up as yight.

He was dressed like a scout, from his feet to his dome,
And he chuckled and cackled and grinned like the gnome.
He sauntered through dropdown, he shed his disguise;
And he backcapped the point, much to sighguy's surprise.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples - how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His fancy dress shirt was drawn up with a bow,
And the grin on his face was as white as the snow.

He joined blu team's channel; cookie cried, "that was luck!"
but sigh quit with a bitter, "you guys fucking suck."
and then tojo exclaimed, as he joined MGE,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GG!"

[size=10]By Clement Clarke Feces[/size]

'Twas the pug before Cronjemas, when all through the geeb
Not a creature was speaking, not even Habib;
His stickies were placed in the bucket with care,
In hopes that St. Cookiejake soon would be there;

But sighguy was nestled all snug with his med,
While visions of top-heals danced in his head;
And BIG_MAMA in her 'kerchief, and laz in his cap,
Had just settled down for a stalemate's nap.

When lower in grass there arose such a clatter,
laz sprang out of saw to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Dropped unto the roamer and shot like Thalash.

Then Sigh on the comm of the now-fallen tojo,
Gave the call of a sac to known banny sub, Mojo.
When, what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But an uncloaking spy, and a pop made in fear.

It was little old corsa, so lively and quick,
He knew in that moment the sac was a trick.
More rapid than eagles corsa's teammates arrived,
And sigh shouted at cookie, "You would have survived!"

"Now, DELPO! now, CORSA! now, HABIB and FAUST!
They'll cap two-" and circa chimed in, "We lost."
They fled back to middle! they retreated to last!
They were saved by an unlikely drop from sandblast.

The score was 4-4 and they needed to push
circa cried out to cookie, "move that little med tush!"
laz and tambo cleared lower, all the combo cleared right;
but in dropdown sat delpo, all dolled up as yight.

He was dressed like a scout, from his feet to his dome,
And he chuckled and cackled and grinned like the gnome.
He sauntered through dropdown, he shed his disguise;
And he backcapped the point, much to sighguy's surprise.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples - how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His fancy dress shirt was drawn up with a bow,
And the grin on his face was as white as the snow.

He joined blu team's channel; cookie cried, "that was luck!"
but sigh quit with a bitter, "you guys fucking suck."
and then tojo exclaimed, as he joined MGE,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GG!"
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masterpiece.

masterpiece.
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excellent.

excellent.
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wonderful.

wonderful.
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perfection.

perfection.
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#6
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omfg i fucking love you kassi this is amazing

omfg i fucking love you kassi this is amazing
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flawless

flawless
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#8
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kassi i think i love u

kassi i think i love u
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Phenomenal

Phenomenal
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#10
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beautiful im holding back tears rn kassi

beautiful im holding back tears rn kassi
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#11
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extraordinary

extraordinary
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pretty good

pretty good
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#13
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Amazingly written!

Amazingly written!
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underrated post

underrated post
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#15
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have a guid yin troops

have a guid yin troops
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Needs more work

Needs more work
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amazing

amazing
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Where is EU version

Where is EU version
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put a very wide smile on my face
can someone put this to a beat plz it'll be sick

put a very wide smile on my face
can someone put this to a beat plz it'll be sick
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#20
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good writeup feces

good writeup feces
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excellent

excellent
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voluptuous

voluptuous
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#23
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i am a simple man i see a good post i upvote

i am a simple man i see a good post i upvote
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#24
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this was the best thank you

this was the best thank you
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#25
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Feces <3

Feces <3
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unreal

unreal
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#27
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best post ever on tftv

best post ever on tftv
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simply amazing

simply amazing
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Magnificent.

Magnificent.
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adjective

adjective
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