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The dumbest reason you were kicked from a server?
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#1
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So i just got kicked for suggesting that we do not in fact need 4 snipers on a team of 8. How about you guys?

So i just got kicked for suggesting that we do not in fact need 4 snipers on a team of 8. How about you guys?
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#2
25 Frags +

Trolls randomly votekicking for the lols with retards voting yes.

Trolls randomly votekicking for the lols with retards voting yes.
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#3
24 Frags +

Dominated one of the server owners and got banned
avoid them globalgamerz servers

Dominated one of the server owners and got banned
avoid them globalgamerz servers
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#4
28 Frags +

From some 2012 lobby screenshot:
[SM] ADMIN: Kicked Gentle Monkey (Reason: Monkey)

From some 2012 lobby screenshot:
[url=http://i.imgur.com/nwUJeG0.jpg][SM] ADMIN: Kicked Gentle Monkey (Reason: Monkey)[/url]
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#5
8 Frags +

try connecting to the [As] server under the alias "long alias compensate my micro p"
it wont let u

try connecting to the [As] server under the alias "long alias compensate my micro p"
it wont let u
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#6
7 Frags +

I got banned from a turbine server for joining it. Apparently I wasn't allowed to join it or something, so instead of setting a password, they just banned anyone that joined the instant they connected.

I also got banned once for hitting a headshot on a person that was "in spawn". To be fair, that headshot was bullshit, and probably the worst case of lag I have ever seen. If I remember right, I ended up shooting at a soldier, and missed. There was nobody behind him at all, but I guess due to lag, my shot ended up connecting with a player that had just spawned, or was otherwise still in spawn and nowhere near the soldier. I still don't get how I actually hit him, and honestly, the ban was kinda justified. I mean, it was bullshit all the same, but still. If the situation were reversed I'd likely ban me too.

And then finally, I was on a server that was playing all of these custom maps. These maps were pretty high quality, and mostly payload. Very well designed, and yet I managed to get severely lost in one of them. There was like a crashed airplane or something that you spawn in on blue side, and I remember getting lost on it. I made a quick quip that I was lost and needed an adult to guide me back to salvation. After a while I got the hang of the map. Then the next map happened, and I once again got severely lost. This one was basically designed to confuse the fuck out of you, and even had a maze like pyramid thing. Well, I'm kinda getting a tad angry and say something like "Holy shit this map is like a maze" and apparently I was "negative" towards the map maker, who I guess was on the server and heard me "complain" about the map. Ended up getting banned because I was "abusive" and "toxic" and didn't "respect" the admins.

tldr; I got lost on a map, said the map was a maze. Map maker heard me, and banned me.

I got banned from a turbine server for joining it. Apparently I wasn't allowed to join it or something, so instead of setting a password, they just banned anyone that joined the instant they connected.

I also got banned once for hitting a headshot on a person that was "in spawn". To be fair, that headshot was bullshit, and probably the worst case of lag I have ever seen. If I remember right, I ended up shooting at a soldier, and missed. There was nobody behind him at all, but I guess due to lag, my shot ended up connecting with a player that had just spawned, or was otherwise still in spawn and nowhere near the soldier. I still don't get how I actually hit him, and honestly, the ban was kinda justified. I mean, it was bullshit all the same, but still. If the situation were reversed I'd likely ban me too.

And then finally, I was on a server that was playing all of these custom maps. These maps were pretty high quality, and mostly payload. Very well designed, and yet I managed to get severely lost in one of them. There was like a crashed airplane or something that you spawn in on blue side, and I remember getting lost on it. I made a quick quip that I was lost and needed an adult to guide me back to salvation. After a while I got the hang of the map. Then the next map happened, and I once again got severely lost. This one was basically designed to confuse the fuck out of you, and even had a maze like pyramid thing. Well, I'm kinda getting a tad angry and say something like "Holy shit this map is like a maze" and apparently I was "negative" towards the map maker, who I guess was on the server and heard me "complain" about the map. Ended up getting banned because I was "abusive" and "toxic" and didn't "respect" the admins.

tldr; I got lost on a map, said the map was a maze. Map maker heard me, and banned me.
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#7
19 Frags +

Oh yeah, I remember another time I was on a 24/7 2fort server with a win limit of... idk, but it was super high. So I'm just going to say it was 100.
So anyway, here I am playing the game, when suddenly I get the urge to cap the intel. There was only maybe 5 or so caps in total, and with a winlimit that high, I didn't see any harm in capping once.

Well, the entire server decided to freak the fuck out on me. I'm talking insults left and right, from both teams. To them, I had just committed a federal offence. Though apparently it wasn't enough to ban me right then and there.

Nope. What got me banned was me comparing their server to hightower. I asked in actual curiosity, "So are we basically doing hightower rules then? No capping?" and that is what finally did it for them. I had just compared their great and powerful 2fort server to some lowlife hightower server. That's a no-no.

tldr; I compared a 2fort server to a hightower server, and got banned for it.

Oh yeah, I remember another time I was on a 24/7 2fort server with a win limit of... idk, but it was super high. So I'm just going to say it was 100.
So anyway, here I am playing the game, when suddenly I get the urge to cap the intel. There was only maybe 5 or so caps in total, and with a winlimit that high, I didn't see any harm in capping once.

Well, the entire server decided to freak the fuck out on me. I'm talking insults left and right, from both teams. To them, I had just committed a federal offence. Though apparently it wasn't enough to ban me right then and there.

Nope. What got me banned was me comparing their server to hightower. I asked in actual curiosity, "So are we basically doing hightower rules then? No capping?" and that is what finally did it for them. I had just compared their great and powerful 2fort server to some lowlife hightower server. That's a no-no.

tldr; I compared a 2fort server to a hightower server, and got banned for it.
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#8
6 Frags +

we get it you vape

we get it you vape
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#9
13 Frags +

How can you be an active member of tftv and at the same time be complaining about class comps in pubs

How can you be an active member of tftv and at the same time be complaining about class comps in pubs
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#10
143 Frags +

Greetings All_Over_RS

This is Mireal speaking. You may have seen me on the forums, I'm a full time dad, part time gamer.
I just want to say that I implore you to delete this post at once.
This just brings a negative atmosphere to the forums and incites witch hunting.
As a father, I'm all too aware of the damage that cyber bullies such as yourself can do to a young mind, like my son Kyle's.
It's with this in mind that I again attempt to appeal to your morality and ask you to remove this post before someone ends up getting hurt.
I'm sure we have all been kicked unreasonably before, but you have to put yourself into those-who-kicked-you's shoes.
You may have annoyed them, or they are struggling at home with their own issues.
For a lot of people gaming is an escape, and when their escape turns into an unpleasant experience they begin to want to remove the cause of this unpleasantness, which from my deductions, often appears to be you, All_Over_RS.

Please think twice before posting in the future, consider who's feelings you may hurt with your post.
Thank you,
Mireal.

[b]Greetings All_Over_RS[/b]

This is [h]Mireal speaking[/h]. You may have seen me on the forums, [b]I'm a full time dad, part time gamer.[/b][u][/u]
I just want to say that I implore you to [b]delete this post at once.[/b]
This j[i]ust brings a negative atmosphere to[/i] the forums and incites [h]witch hunting.[/h]
As a f[h]ather,[/h] I'm all too aware of the damage that cyber bullies such as yourself can do to a young mind, like my [h]son Kyle's.[/h]
It's with this in mind that I again attempt to appeal to your morality and ask you to remove this post before someone ends up getting hurt.
I'm sure we have all been[b] kicked unreasonably before[/b], but you have to put yourself into those-who-kicked-you's shoes.
You may have annoyed them, or they are struggling at home with their own issues.
For a lot of people gaming is an escape, and when their escape turns into a[u]n unpleasant experience they begin to wan[/u]t to remove [h]the cause of this unpleasantness, which from my deductions, often appears to be you, All_Over_RS.[/h]

Please think twice before posting in the future, consider who's feelings you may hurt with your post.
[b]Thank you,
Mireal.[/b]
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#11
14 Frags +
Mireal7Greetings All_Over_RS

This is Mireal speaking. You may have seen me on the forums, I'm a full time dad, part time gamer.
I just want to say that I implore you to delete this post at once.
This just brings a negative atmosphere to the forums and incites witch hunting.
As a father, I'm all too aware of the damage that cyber bullies such as yourself can do to a young mind, like my son Kyle's.
It's with this in mind that I again attempt to appeal to your morality and ask you to remove this post before someone ends up getting hurt.
I'm sure we have all been kicked unreasonably before, but you have to put yourself into those-who-kicked-you's shoes.
You may have annoyed them, or they are struggling at home with their own issues.
For a lot of people gaming is an escape, and when their escape turns into an unpleasant experience they begin to want to remove the cause of this unpleasantness, which from my deductions, often appears to be you, All_Over_RS.

Please think twice before posting in the future, consider who's feelings you may hurt with your post.
Thank you,
Mireal.

everybody upfrag this

[quote=Mireal7][b]Greetings All_Over_RS[/b]

This is [h]Mireal speaking[/h]. You may have seen me on the forums, [b]I'm a full time dad, part time gamer.[/b][u][/u]
I just want to say that I implore you to [b]delete this post at once.[/b]
This j[i]ust brings a negative atmosphere to[/i] the forums and incites [h]witch hunting.[/h]
As a f[h]ather,[/h] I'm all too aware of the damage that cyber bullies such as yourself can do to a young mind, like my [h]son Kyle's.[/h]
It's with this in mind that I again attempt to appeal to your morality and ask you to remove this post before someone ends up getting hurt.
I'm sure we have all been[b] kicked unreasonably before[/b], but you have to put yourself into those-who-kicked-you's shoes.
You may have annoyed them, or they are struggling at home with their own issues.
For a lot of people gaming is an escape, and when their escape turns into a[u]n unpleasant experience they begin to wan[/u]t to remove [h]the cause of this unpleasantness, which from my deductions, often appears to be you, All_Over_RS.[/h]

Please think twice before posting in the future, consider who's feelings you may hurt with your post.
[b]Thank you,
Mireal.[/b][/quote]

everybody upfrag this
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#12
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Mireal7Greetings All_Over_RS

This is Mireal speaking. You may have seen me on the forums, I'm a full time dad, part time gamer.
I just want to say that I implore you to delete this post at once.
This just brings a negative atmosphere to the forums and incites witch hunting.
As a father, I'm all too aware of the damage that cyber bullies such as yourself can do to a young mind, like my son Kyle's.
It's with this in mind that I again attempt to appeal to your morality and ask you to remove this post before someone ends up getting hurt.
I'm sure we have all been kicked unreasonably before, but you have to put yourself into those-who-kicked-you's shoes.
You may have annoyed them, or they are struggling at home with their own issues.
For a lot of people gaming is an escape, and when their escape turns into an unpleasant experience they begin to want to remove the cause of this unpleasantness, which from my deductions, often appears to be you, All_Over_RS.

Please think twice before posting in the future, consider who's feelings you may hurt with your post.
Thank you,
Mireal.

miReL sPEAKNGI the tRUTH, wNE NEde Too bAn toPICS lIKE tHSI

[quote=Mireal7][b]Greetings All_Over_RS[/b]

This is [h]Mireal speaking[/h]. You may have seen me on the forums, [b]I'm a full time dad, part time gamer.[/b][u][/u]
I just want to say that I implore you to [b]delete this post at once.[/b]
This j[i]ust brings a negative atmosphere to[/i] the forums and incites [h]witch hunting.[/h]
As a f[h]ather,[/h] I'm all too aware of the damage that cyber bullies such as yourself can do to a young mind, like my [h]son Kyle's.[/h]
It's with this in mind that I again attempt to appeal to your morality and ask you to remove this post before someone ends up getting hurt.
I'm sure we have all been[b] kicked unreasonably before[/b], but you have to put yourself into those-who-kicked-you's shoes.
You may have annoyed them, or they are struggling at home with their own issues.
For a lot of people gaming is an escape, and when their escape turns into a[u]n unpleasant experience they begin to wan[/u]t to remove [h]the cause of this unpleasantness, which from my deductions, often appears to be you, All_Over_RS.[/h]

Please think twice before posting in the future, consider who's feelings you may hurt with your post.
[b]Thank you,
Mireal.[/b][/quote]

miReL sPEAKNGI the tRUTH, wNE NEde Too bAn toPICS lIKE tHSI
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#13
14 Frags +

only big nerds whine about team compositions in pubs

only big nerds whine about team compositions in pubs
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#14
5 Frags +

multiple times i have tried to kick a cheater from a casual server and then i get votekicked

multiple times i have tried to kick a cheater from a casual server and then i get votekicked
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#15
-8 Frags +

I got votekicked for "hacking"

I got votekicked for "hacking"
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#16
-10 Frags +
StevieI got votekicked for "hacking"

I got votekicked for hacking as a medic. Apparently uber = god mode.

[quote=Stevie]I got votekicked for "hacking"[/quote]
I got votekicked for hacking as a medic. Apparently uber = god mode.
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#17
32 Frags +

i airshot a guy in a trade server once and he kicked me for using "6's strats"

i airshot a guy in a trade server once and he kicked me for using "6's strats"
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#18
20 Frags +

anytime i press v im instabanned

anytime i press v im instabanned
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#19
15 Frags +

tried to votekick a hacker
got kicked instead

tried to votekick a hacker
got kicked instead
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#20
11 Frags +

no animals allowed

no animals allowed
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#21
8 Frags +

i always get votekicked when i try to votekick someone who actually deserves it

i always get votekicked when i try to votekick someone who actually deserves it
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#22
6 Frags +

cuz I said I played minecraft

cuz I said I played minecraft
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#23
8 Frags +

Got banned from some trade server ages back for killing a 'friendly' heavy

Got banned from some trade server ages back for killing a 'friendly' heavy
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#24
9 Frags +

Swung a frying pan at an admin

30 min ban

Swung a frying pan at an admin

30 min ban
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#25
6 Frags +

I got permabanned from a 24/7 instant respawn Hightower server for killing a friendly Engineers dispenser that he built outside my spawn.

I got permabanned from a 24/7 instant respawn Hightower server for killing a friendly Engineers dispenser that he built outside my spawn.
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#26
11 Frags +

I think were playing against checkmate esports in S23, and their password for their server was something like checkers. So i kept guessing the rcon password being something similar until it kicked me mid scrim and banned me from the server.

I think were playing against checkmate esports in S23, and their password for their server was something like checkers. So i kept guessing the rcon password being something similar until it kicked me mid scrim and banned me from the server.
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#27
4 Frags +

killing a friendly

killing a friendly
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#28
11 Frags +

I got banned for having "crossbow aimbot" and then they refused to unban because I was a competitive TF2 player.

I got banned for having "crossbow aimbot" and then they refused to unban because I was a competitive TF2 player.
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#29
8 Frags +

Got kicked because my friend got bored and wanted to see if it would go thru

Got kicked because my friend got bored and wanted to see if it would go thru
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#30
4 Frags +

I killed a sniper, he switched teams and said " let's kick this f2p retard" and got votekicked.

I killed a sniper, he switched teams and said " let's kick this f2p retard" and got votekicked.
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