#leetheH1protector

there was a time where lee blasted a bitch after missing 4 shots and I was 20 hp. he makes the bodies drop, kids a sav.

he is a good h1 player tho

I'm coming back for playoffs. MC or mustard on pocket. Will see. I'll be back in 27 days.

Open Power Rankings for the week of 10/17/16 (shout out to air by sending me pics of the stats)

1. OfFcLaSsIcO: They will never change because if they want to get 1st they will get 1st.
Strong Players: who ever tires
Worst Player: who ever throws harder

2. The b0ys: This team is looking a lot stronger with syath on solider in place of speedy after taking a close game vs issa knife. This team proved themselves vs. another top team. As long as they keep it up they will easily make grandfinals. As long as bo4r keeps dropping 41 frags.
Strong Players: goldfish, bo4r
Weaker Players: akemi

3. -weeb noises-: This team beat Squad Fam eSports with ease and taking it 5-1. This team has also proved themselves and could contend with other top teams like the boys but only time will tell. They have been playing SUPER well and I hope they keep it up. Apt really preformed well in his match along with alley.
Stronger Players: apt, alley
Weaker Players: they all play p well

4. ISSA KNIFE: I'll move them up because they brought it close with the boys and Squad Fam getting bodied by weeb noises. Looking at the stats vs. the boys tasheem proved himself to be the best demo in open. If they ever vs. -weeb noises- in the future thats a match to look out for.
Stronger Players: tasheem, odb
Weaker Players: viper

5. Squad Fam eSports: I'm moving them down after getting farted on by -weeb noises- I don't think this team could hang with ISSA KNIFE there roster looks better on paper. They should be able to make a showing in at least round 2 of playoff. Time will only tell until they beat all the other teams now.
Stronger Players: falkinghammer, n3
Weaker Players: tilted ebsikl

6. BLANC Lite: This team is most likely going to be 6th the rest of the PR's because they are most likely the best team that's not in the top 5. They did beat fov_desired 420 but 5-3 is a bit too close for me. If they face the other top teams does not matter for their placing now, just if they get upset.
Strong Players: hedge, chairs
Weaker Players: tery

7. yumpman: Okay i'll move them up one. There was a lot of drama with this team vs. Reclaiming the Holy Lands. I don't know how they allowed them to take 3 rounds, but MonkeyJedi and Unit were there to pick the slack up. This team can do fine in playoffs as long as the scouts pound. They did lose to UGC Silver Champs but it was 5-4 and thats a huge upset so ill assume frenzy dropped and will move on.
Strong Players: the scouts
Weaker Players: the combo

8. LialAndThe1989WorldTour: This team ffw'ed vs the boys and I dont think they can beat yumpman if they scouts are fragging that night.
Stronger Players: brojojo, lial2
Weaker Players: the other lial

9. Punchline: This team is going up after they beat ReEngerized in a very convincing manor. I have no issue moving them up. Good Work.
Stronger Players: crypt
Weaker Players: idk they all played well this week

10. ReEnergized: This team is going down. After a HUGE loss vs. Yarn. ALTHOUGH they did not have neaksie their best player by a mile. That is a huge factor that they lost this match. They did also lose to punchline which is 2 upsets vs this team. Step it up..
Stronger Players: neaksie
Weaker Players: neaksie's sub

11. BotDog: This team has been playing really well this week and taking some games. Good work. Not much to say about them this week

12. fov_desired 420: They took it close with BLANC and i herd eel's is not really trying anymore so they can safely move up a bit as long as they keep winning and not lose to the top teams.
Stronger Players: cat
Weaker Players: mintcakes

13. Yarn: This team 5-0'ed ReEnergized, NEAKSIE was not there but still a great win for them. Ill bump them up a bit and lets see if they can keep it up.
Stronger Players: windcubes, jte
Weaker Players: cayda

14. Id Rather Choke You Out: Moving them down because when they start to face the better teams I expect them to lose. They have to bring their A-Game this upcoming week.
Stronger Players: phoniiii
Weaker Players: failw1zard

15. UGC Silver 6s Champions: A FAT upset vs. yumpman i'll bump them into playoffs.
Stronger Players: thoughtcrime
Weaker Players: lab8

16: Eels and Escalators: I herd they stopped trying and are just losing now I think they cut RoL I may be wrong but yeah they are going to drop out next week if they keep being weebs.
Stronger Players: who ever tries
Weaker Players: who ever does not wanna play.

Out Side Playoffs: Bring Back the Funk, Ok Kids.

frenzy what are you doing

go for it boss

well I cant see ESEA's stats and current placement for the rest of the reg season due to my acc share ban (refer to the IM thread for questions) so i'm not doing PR's cuz I can't access the ESEA network

and the point to pull dirt thats 4-6 months old is????

Well i'll give you the insider scoop on what happened. All the way back in S22 when lee and leaky tried to make kickflip a thing after their IM team died lee asked me to play. So we all got ready for the match and we could not add 2 people to the roster (me and leaky). So -lee and the rest of the team said we should account share to get 6 in the server to play the match cuz if they ffl'ed they would of been marked dead. So as we shared accounts to play the match we finished and stopped sharing now they we wont be marked dead for the season in open. So MONTHS down the road, mc, pops, tambo and I decided to make a IM team and play in S23. We all knew it would happen but tambo got grounded for a hot 2 months and we died prior to the season starting.

Fast forward to like 2-4 days left before reg ends. Lee tells me hes making a team to help save IM. I said i'm down how bad can it be. We ended getting our current roster and practicing a decent amount to prepare for the season. Later on most of the team felt different about lee's med game play and we did not like his decision making or his positioning. The rest of the team did not really care if we cut him and so we decided to do. AS A TEAM we felt this would be the right move to better our roster when time comes to face better teams. I felt nothing different of lee as a person just as a tf2 medic main.

After getting leader and getting pops to play and paying him up to play. I had totally forgotten about the time when I account shared to help keep the S22 team un-dead. So lee had went to tri to just now tell him about my actions 4-6 months ago to get back at me for getting him cut in TF2. So I guess lee is going to regain leadership of the team. I had totally forgot about this and yes i'm sorry for account sharing back in S22 and forgot about it in the current day. GL to 130 ms and whatever they do to the roster.

i can't buy fucking flash bangs in CS pugs man fuck

gg dd_ i wish we were able to play when krypt was not lagging D:

sandblast
east
no work means im able to play :D

oh yeah ill fix that

swapped pops to med lee is out

ESEA Top 16 Power Rankings as of 10/10/16

1. OfFcLaSsIcO: Still, If they try they win.
Good Players: All of em
Weaker Players: Who ever throws harder

2. the b0ys (Ratnut): This team has still never had a super hard match that has yet to contest them. Once they face a solid team I can rank them better.
Good Players: goldfish, bo4r
Weaker Players: I don't know

3. -weeb noises-: 8-0 (3 ffw) a solid roster on paper. After the match vs. Squad Fam eSports I can adujust them next week.
Good Players: Alanny, Fen
Weaker Players: bleh

4. Squad Fam eSports: Still 8-0. Still going strong. This match vs. -weeb noises- will matter a lot towards them. They also picked up mikemat in place of Smak
Stronger Players: falkinghammer, n3, airea
Weaker Players: tilted ebsikl

5. MIGOS: They stay the same even after loseing to the sandbag team. Looks like they have some easy matches comeing up. As long as they 5-0 their foes they should remain top 5.
Good Players: odb, dippidy, indecency
Weaker Players: viper

6. BLANC Lite: I moved them up one because I feel this team can out shine LialAndThe1989WorldTour. Coasting through a lot of their games with ease once they face -weeb noises- eels we can find out how they fair vs. better teams in officals.
Good Players: charis, hedge
Weaker players: tery

7. LialAndThe1989WorldTour: I moved them down because I feel on paper BLANC can most likely beat this team with their roster and will struggle vs. other higher teams unlike BLANC.
Good Players: Brojojo, Lial2
Weaker Players: the other lial

8. yumpman: I glanced over this team and did not see who is on it. Losing to some of the teams listed above them they should be able to pull a play off appearance. Monkeyjedi on scout is not to shabby along with m0nsta. Brian pocket is nothing to laugh about either. Lets hope they can live to the hype.
Stronger Players: Monekyjedi, Brian
Weaker Players: frenzy, unit

9. ReEnergized: I slept on this entire team they actually pound in matches and neaksie is a savage at scout and most likely a scout that should be playing on a top 4 team this guy is a monster and is the reason why this team is taking rounds. They still have a solid line up as long as they keep neaksie.
Stronger Players: neaksie, diashock
Weaker Players: pert

10. Punchline: Moving them to 10th because I felt ReEnergized is full of potential and them losing to cl4y day (now fov_desired 420) moves em down a bit.
Stronger Players: crypt, Kiosk
Weaker Players: Psi-

11. Eels and Escalators: After a huge upset in my eyes being by ReEnergized. Neaksie out played the entire roster of eels after watching the vod. They did run subs but this still should not have been a 5-0. If they shape up and beat BLANC or Punchline we can see how they place.
Stronger Players: rowpieces, conal
Weaker Player: ats

12. Id Rather Choke You Out: I'll move em up for this week because they are playing well as of yet and this upcoming week will be very important to them.
Good Players: FailW1zard, Phoniiii
Weaker Players: i dont know

13. BotDog: I over placed this team a bit. After taking 0 rounds to the top teams. This team is going to go down as i further doubt if they will be able to contest with the better teams.
Stronger Players: King Verde, Boggy
Weaker Players: -Bubbzi

14. Yarn: Falling down a bit after the 5-0 vs. BLANC. This team has a VERY HARD next 2 weeks and will most likely decide a playoff spot if they lose all 4 games.
Stronger Players: Too hard to tell in recent games it's been a roll both ways around.

15. fov_desired 420: They stay the same as I wanna see how Yarn end up doing these next few games. If Yarn loses move games, ill move them up. Good showing from them so far.
Stronger Players: RAWRWAFL, GET_THE_FUCK_UP
Weaker Players: mintcakes

16. KritzKast: Losing 4 big matches all in a row is concerning. Lets hope they preform better and are able to make appearance in playoffs.
Stronger Players: playmo, kezia
Weaker Players: flesen-

Outside Playoffs: ANKLE SPRAIN ESPORTS, UGC Silver 6s Champions

Again this is not to inflate the egos of players, it's my thoughts on how playoffs may end up looking like.