shitty aliases are the best aliases

Whoa damn didn't know jag wasn't in on the joke

A 53 minute mge video is pretty crazy but damn if the dude is doing it unironically he probably cares a lot and making fun of him is p mean

What's your paypal despite

Free: im probably not gonna top frag btw
Free: internet is being bad
Free: so say goodbye to that five dollars

fuk

Please remove Mr slins name he did not sign the note personally!!

i think i just want someone to acknowledge that im alive

yo so i dont have internet at home ok

so i called in sick to work tonight and i rly wanted to get online or w/e

but my mom didn't want me to stay at her place

so i got a fucking hotel

i am literally at a hotel just so i can spend all night fuckin watching shit youtube videos and pubbing

why is my life like this

i want to die

lmfao woodpig be more mature? lets take a closer look

arcticjoe - oh look how secretive i am i never play anything but scrims and have chinese name and if it wasnt for my fighting 10000 bots a day people would finally pick up on how many times i die to literally everything because i cant stop tunnelling
bape - haha man im so high 420 watch me play tf2mix all day and barely win while talking about the one decent game i had in IM with northstar LMFAO im such a good maincaller even though all i do is call people terrible and ask "how did we lose mid?"
dingo - watch me shave my globe of a head and tell pyro mains to kill themselves oh man i really wanted that gig as a double on american history x too busy i was fucking 2 years old did i mention im drunk off my parents wine and i hate that were rich
mason - 12 seasons later i can almost play medic and an invite level but rest assured im looking to cut the weakest link asap or just talk about how little i care or how bad everybody else is who beats me every season but rest assured ur the delusional ones
meb - i am a 30 year old with no car who is obsessed with kids games and dragon ball z. i also can't comprehend basic card games designed for 4 year olds.
mangachu - literally driven to tears daily by my stream but seeing as how its literally the only social stimulation i can get ill deal with the mental anguish of knowing that i will never understand sarcasm. also everybody likes my dad more than me and that secretly really makes me angry but i laugh it off

swap in serv0 and milo for two of them and maybe u have a top 5 team

what a bunch of retards

http://i.imgur.com/dXGQVbE.png

I'm at a hotel right now and I can play tf2 but I'm getting like 75 ping to servers I usually get 30 to

Good @ every class I've seen him play. Would be a perfect multi class backup for any IM team

I don't get how a functional human being can watch this shitfest and think 'yes I should share this with people'

If freestate doesn't topfrag I will PayPal the next poster 5 dollars

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