slin drops uber: the musical

wait did the other team in the #2 clip have 2 snipers rofl

fucking south american tf2

lemme throw in a few more advanced stats:

RPM:
Oladipo- 4.62
DeRozan- 1.52

Offensive RPM:
Oladipo- 3.22
DeRozan- 2.93

Defensive RPM:
Oladipo- 1.40
DeRozan- -1.41 (401st in the league lol)

bonus- Kyle Lowry has 4.63 RPM and 4.11 ORPM, no one else on the Pacers is even close to that

demar derozan's eFG%: 51% (below league average) despite playing with kyle lowry to create for him (and a lot of supplemental talent)

victor oladipo's eFG%: 56% (slightly above league average) despite having way worse talent around him (not the worst imaginable, collison turner young joseph and sabonis are all pretty good, but way worse than the raptors)

victor oladipo's defense: passable but nothing special

demar derozan's defense: truly atrocious

derozan has the edge in that we've seen his key strengths (midrange jumpers and bullshit foul drawing) work for many seasons now, whereas oladipo's big strength (43% on 3s) could be super aberrational. that said, we've also seen derozan collapse like a dying sun in the playoffs which has to affect my judgment.

honestly even oladipo is an imperfect candidate but the guards are too weak in the east- I almost went with kemba walker but his stats were slightly worse, john wall has missed a lot of time, lowry is not having his best season, isaiah hasn't played yet, bradley beal is a solid candidate but he has way more help around him, and I don't think putting simmons as a guard makes sense no matter what the nba.com website says

dont forget that the term "frontcourt" includes 3s, aka lebron giannis kd and kawhi

also joel embiid if he stays healthy is better too

mine is extremely similar to this:

https://i.imgur.com/8fE5mVq.png

lamarcus is having an insanely underrated season, he's playing really good defense when he's at center and averaging 23 a game on excellent efficiency

defense

lol people who think demar derozan is a top player

please give this code to my good friend RktKING

when your pedantry knows no bounds

Take it from me, it's a lot more fun to be condescending when you actually have even the slightest idea what you're talking about

ive been trying to play more demo in pugs so people will UNDERSTAND that I am GOOD at this GAME pls respect

time to present my "fastfreak and muddyfudger are basically the same person" argument:

1. both degenerates (one is a furry one is a brony)

2. both think they're really fucking good for some reason

3. both attempted to change their username to avoid poor life choices (take it from me, changing ur terrible username you made at age 11 is lame)

4. le b4nny sub xd

5. both spend the majority of each b4nny stream shit talking one another and oblivious to the irony

6. both will see this and get extremely offended that I compared them to the other guy

they are the yin and yang of tf2

on maps not called cp_sunshine :[ ]

can't get exposed for bad rocket jumps if u play demo :D